2014 - Blog Posts

you’ve been hit by- you’ve been struck by a smooth criminal

be nice to people because the world is a shitty place and we all need a little help sometimes

“if you’re straight then why did you say she was hot”

yo i’m straight not blind

when you see ur squad while you out with your parents

Do u ever wanna punch urself in the face for procrastinating and ruining ur life

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(ʘ‿ʘ✿) “what you say ‘bout me”

(ʘ‿ʘ)ノ✿ “hold my flower”

tumblr friendships are hard to maintain like im sorry i know i havent talked to you in 5 months but you’re still super rad and i still consider us friends im just dumb

i can’t believe i used to think people my age were adults

no emoji in the world can replace the depth of :/

we all have a person who’s name we hear and we just

when she says she doesn’t send nudes

Just an experiment. Reblog if you actually give a fuck about male victims of domestic violence and rape.

Of fucking course

What sick bastard doesn’t

TUESDAY AGAIN NO PROBLEM

A writer for the new york times interviewed a series of people who had survived jumping off the golden gate bridge. Every person she interviewed admitted that about two thirds of the way down, they realized that every seemingly meaningless problem that caused them to jump was fixable.

Every single one.

THIS IS EXTREMELY IMPORTANT

i’ll be like 40 w/no kids and people will say “aw i’m so sorry for you” and i’ll be like how was the fucking wiggles reunion tour asshole i went to italy last week for fun and didn’t have to hire a sitter

If you pull me on your lap there is a 101% chance I’m going to make out with you.

*planet explodes* *removes one earbud* what

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on this day, 6 yrs ago, bruno mars was surprised to see pete wentz

Are fedoras really that bad?

YES YES THEY ARE

walking out of a bathroom with no hand dryers like

*white parent voice* i cant believe kanye and kim named their baby North West!! thats ridiculous!! oh no, its almost 4:30, i need to pick up my kids Mackaylikiah and Ashleighyie from their water polo practice!

when i was younger i had a really bad fear of danny devito when i was going to sleep so my older brother gave me a watch that he set to like 8 hours ahead so that it was always daytime on the watch when i was asleep and he told me it would confuse danny devito and he would think it was daytime and get scared of the sun and leave me alon

“Act my age? What the fuck is that, “act my age”? What do I care how old I am? The Ocean is old as fuck. It will still drown your ass with vigor.”

— the greatest thing i have ever read (via wcked)