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when you’re having a mental breakdown because of a forced marriage, being forced to cut off your pals, with your parental figure in harm’s way and your childhood trauma having revealed itself back to you all in one day.
If Gansey were in PJO he would be a child of Aphrodite because how else could you explain the fact that all of his friends were in love with him.
This man wears exclusively boat shoes, pastel polo shirts, and his school uniform. He implied the love of his was a prostitue. He called Ronan his dog. He has the vocabulary of a 70 year old english professor. He’s a loser who I love very much but he should not pull as much as he does.
He’s got to be pretty.
Uma: “You’re standing on thin ice, Gil.”
Gil: “I’m standing on the floor.”
Uma: “It’s just an expression.”
Gil: “It’s a carpet.”
Uma:
Gil:
Harry:
Uma: “Don’t you fucking dare to laugh, Harry.”
Store Worker, over the intercom: “Will Uma please come to the front desk?”
Uma, arriving at the desk: “Is there a problem?”
Store Worker: *points to Harry and Gil*
Store Worker: “I believe this belong to you?”
Harry and Gil, simultaneously: “We got lost.”
Uma: “I didn’t even bring you guys here with me-”
Headcanon that Harry is very bad at waking Uma up, like when someone need Uma and visit her room there’s usually Harry there, all awake and ready to serve his Captain, would answer the visitor and he would have them wait before the door. But the problem is, Harry wakes Uma up in very seductive ways that often leads to a small make out session. It’s “Uma darling, it’s time to wake up” with a swift kisses on her neck, which wakes her up in very good mood. It makes her giggle as his kisses and touches tickle her and she start responding kisses. Then it escalates quickly, and just when Uma’s about to pull Harry into the bed, he informs “Oh, and we’ve got a guest here, Captain” and she’s like “BITCH why didn’t you start with it? FUCK YOU”
Tony: Isn’t it supposed to be “you saved my life, now I owe you”? Peter: Nope. The other way around. You saved my life, and now I’m your problem. You don’t like it? Kill me. Tony: I don’t th-- Peter: God wanted me dead and now you get to find out why. Tony: … Tony: You concern me more and more every day.
Things don’t work like that. Things aren’t seen in eyes not yours. Things are not forced. Things are things and we know not who’s right or wrong until mistakes are made.
“accidentally”
Some days you are fine, some other you find yourself accidentally reading bbc jonhlock for the first time.
Introducing ✨ the men of TWP ✨
Kit Herondale:
- Eats processed sugar as a form of rebellion
- Spent his first appearance wishing he had more clothes then proceeded to wear the same jacket for the next three years
Ty Blackthorn:
- Asked someone what they were doing in their own fucking house after breaking in
- Gave a microscope as a gift to someone they hadn't seen in like half a decade
Ash Morgenstern:
- Responded to "You're mine" with a smile and "Who else's?"
- Met someone in a dream, kept a drawing of them in his pocket for years, and got upset when they didn't remember him
Anush Joshi:
- Does anyone remember he exists? Does CASSIE remember he exists?? Anyway, MVP of the whole gang
- Just Does Not Question the shit his best friend does. What a king
Jaime Rosales:
- His best friend was engaged to his brother and instead of talking to her about it he hid in the room of a thirteen-year-old
- Convenient plot device. What a life he lives