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Me when alastor:
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I'm the Alastor in the second slides top left corner. Done with everyones bullshit.
Some of my fav Alastor faces 🦌 ♥️ I’ve drawn so many, it was hard to choose! He is surprisingly so expressive and so angry! 😂
look at him,can you blame us even?
I mean…. 😅
If I had a nickel for a robot/tech character who had one sided love with someone else i'd have two nickels,which isn't a lot but its weird it happened twice.
Me drawing alastor 24/7
many such cases
Alastor. Val is obviously going to make him uncomfortable with all the stuff he does so Al is probably going to kill him
Kill him
And this theory is quite interesting and has its place. By the way, it very easily overlaps with the theory that Alastor and Zestial made a deal. (this can be seen in the green stitches on the smile and hat)
Alastor, Zestial, and Hubris - Preamble
(Ao3 Link)
Okay, so. I don't know how many of you have seen this meme by @the-nerd-beast about Alastor & Zestial, but i saw it the night it was posted. It articulated something I had wondered about offhandedly during episode 5 but ultimately decided was probably not important; and got me thinking about it again, in more detail.
Namely - why was Zestial spared? What made him different from the other Overlords Alastor killed? What reason would Alastor (power hungry, chip on his shoulder) have to let one of the oldest Overlords live when he targeted the rest with impunity?
The obvious answer is that Zestial was kind (or at least polite) to Alastor, even before he had a lot of power to his name. I think this is supported by canon - Alastor and Zestial have a pretty friendly acquaintanceship, Zestial in general is respectful (he's one of the only Overlords to not demean Charlie, even if he doesn't believe in her ideas); and he's polite even when criticizing Velvette's suggestion of taking the fight to the exorcists.
However, that's boring. Instead, I would like to propose a theory that's feasible, if not likely:
Alastor did, in fact, target Zestial during his rise to power. However, unlike other Overlords, Zestial came out on top - and Alastor was forced to make a deal with him to escape a worse fate.
This theory will be broken up into multiple parts, listed below:
Analyzing Alastor - Breaking Down Alastor's Deal (ETA Wednesday 06/03); How Powerful Is Alastor; Alastor, Emotions & Emoting; Unfair Fighting: Alastor vs. Overlords
Analyzing Zestial - What We Know About Zestial; Zestial & Relationships (feat. Carmilla); How Powerful Is Zestial
Alastor and Zestial: Making a Cordial Relationship About Fear and Irony Because I Am Incapable Of Being "Normal" About Characters (The Actual Theory)
Hazbin Hotel art bump
I don't really show any of my art, but I felt really proud of these ones! I hope you enjoy them like I do!
A Siren Drowns
Hazbin Hotel is my hyperfixation and now that I know how to use Tumblr u get the rot that fills my brain about this very specific niche thought of a celeb/singer demon who is a siren bc I love mythology.<3 Kisses darling (also a song I had in my mind while writing this is our word by Jessie Shelton that shit slaps) - -
cold... so very cold, only three things, quite literally swam in your mind.
The water was cold but you were warm.
why were your legs so warm
you were finally free of him.
your eyes stung to keep open but you could now see the blood, that's why your legs were warm. he was flailing too, you could hear that.
Good. He deserves to struggle.
This is it this must be peace. nothingness, the cold almost is comforting, it's just a bath just take a nap...
Relax its all going to be over soon.
you expect to slip into nothingness but..
It's warm still... Why is it still warm? everything is warm now. Breathing how are you breathing?
Why are there screams? are you screaming?
opening your eyes still stings, everything is red. As you spin, you're on your feet... your feet? WHAT HAS HAPPENED TO YOUR FEET! Now you're sure you're screaming. Webbed feet are under your body. pale blue skin with freckles
As you spin frantically disoriented, you stumble to the ground not even processing quick enough, the red buildings with neon signs and the overwhelming smell of decay let alone the person who knocked you over.
"watch where you're going toots"
is that a MAN SPIDER? your feet carry you, as far as you can as you clamor and crawl, it's much harder now with these odd feet beneath you and a long layered dress you don't remember wearing. Hes yelling something, you don't hear, and your mind screams in agony in rationalizations of the situation you're in when you come to the conclusion...
It made sense that committing murder-suicide with your abusive partner via drowning would land you in hell.
Pt 2 here
I watched the Aristocats a bit ago and I have no idea why I wanted to draw a Human!Radioapple scene of the “Sapphire eyes” bit of the film so badly. I did anyway. Lol. I changed some of it to fit Alastor’s eye colour.
Yes, I rushed it. I really don’t care. Drawing on my phone with chunky and shaky fingers is very annoying. TvT
Editing really quick so I can add in the individual panels so when you zoom in it’s better quality!
Here you go. More Radioapple art. They’re in dumb little T-shirts because I love that for them. Lol. 💛💛💛
(If you don’t ship, that’s okay. Just please no harassment in the comments aimed toward myself or other potential commenters, rebloggers, etc.)
Sincerely — an aroace person who’s getting exhausted of the toxicity of certain parts of this fandom.)
(Bro, I can’t believe I JUST realised after like a week or so after uploading this that I forgot to colour one of Alastor’s eyelids. 😭)
(Edit 2: fixed now! Lmao.)
Anywayssss, enjoy the dumb doodle of them. Lol. 💛💛💛
Add Vox to the mix and I'm freakin dead. Those three make me freakin WEAK
These two mother fuckers are actually making me scream violently and hit the wall
I can't do this right now
tags 🥰
I love Alastor because like he experiences a singular human emotion and immediately has a breakdown and starts villain monologuing like he's me for real
exactly what i was rambling ab a few days ago on discord with my friends (i know there might be some errors and some stuff i said that may be wrong or could be phrased better but it was just a ramble between friends, nothing serious and im too lazy to rewrite it all)
I find it interesting how in Hell’s Greatest Dad Lucifer says « Who also happens to be your blood », referring to how angelic blood, his own, flows inside of Charlie’s veins.
Lucifer feels so threatened by Alastor because of his relationship with his daughter that his argument is to bring up the fact that they’re blood relatives. A lot of us know how sometimes blood doesn’t make everything and you can part ways with your family no matter what flows in your veins but he used it as an argument as of why he, Lucifer, is the actual father figure.
All he says in this song is that he’s gonna help her, he’ll be there and will give her anything, but on the other hand Alastor says, to reason, that he already helped her, he already did so much for her and was present in her hardest times. Charlie has an actual reason to eventually see Alastor as a father figure more than Lucifer during that time of her life. The only « valid » argument Lucifer has in this song is their blood bound. While Alastor has an actual bound with Charlie that he created through ups and downs and by supporting her dream from day one like he says it himself.
Also little note at how Charlie only reacts to Alastor’s words, not to her own actual father. Not even to mention the whole clip where she’s eternally awkward in Lucifer’s presence but very at ease with Alastor. Lucifer really did lose this battle but absolutely not war, I expect a lot of father-daughter bounding in s2.
Hehehehehee.... First time drawing Striker and Lady Dimitrescu😍😍😍 and gotta make my crushes look buffer❤️❤️❤️😏😏😏 And added myself at the bottom (help meh)
Ya'll Alastor has something to announce.
Im ba-ack~!
Sorry for disappearing I guess I just had alot of things at hand :}
Anyway heres a few sketches of Alastor from Hazbin Hotel. I'ma just leave this here and disappear again 🙃✌️
I saw one video about Cursed Cat Alastor and now my feed is filled with him!
Not complaining, though...
I drew human Alastor based off of this picture:
This ^ is the drawing I made, it's not done yet, because I messed up. I made him like one or two tones too dark, so I want to have an excuse to have made him that dark and make the background a starry night sky, 'cause everyone is a bit darker at night. But when I first realised I made him too dark, my first thought was: "Ain't no way this turned out as (desi) James Potter!"
Human Alastor is literally just an unhinged, devilish, and antagonistic version of James Potter from HP. Argue with the wall if you disagree…
alastor x st. peter was me, that was me
I don't know what to say but sorry );
I was running on choclate and 3am thoughts
I found some more ships with saint peter in them.
I drew all of them on the same paper so i can save some space in my camera roll (the last one is on the back).
Here's the picture:
Now, my opinions-
1. Saint peter x molly-
It's a cute ship, but we all know he wants a man.
2. Saint peter x sir pentious-
They're both goofy and polite gentlemen. They could talk to each other for hours. But peter might be scared to talk to him. Pentious is quite literally the embodiment of sin (him being a snake🐍🐍🐍). But it could work out in a way...idk how tho-
3. Saint peter x alastor...-
Oh- holy hell- who- Who thought of this?! That radio demon and a twinkie?!?!!? Alastor can trick him into making a deal with him and own his soul-........NO!!!
4. Saint peter x angel dust
Surprisingly, this ship is on the fandom ship wiki.
I have......mixed feelings for this one. It looks cute. Peter could be Angel's guide to better himself. Huskerdust exists, though- I like huskerdust better than this.
5. Saint peter x azrael
@maybethegrimreaper and @heavens-gatekeeper, this is cute🥺😭❤️!!!!! I just imagine Azrael, my interpretation of him in the picture, being tired a lot but has enough energy to spend time with Peter by the gate (or take him out for a date❤️). Y'ALL BETTER MAKE THAT HAPPEN PLZZZZZ🙏🙏🙏🫵🥺
And lastly.........oh god....
SAINT PETER X VAL-
OMG THANK YOU, AZRAEL!!!!!
It also could be called radiogate.
Alastor x st. Peter
They're both in my top three characters, so I smushed them together.
But Alastor's aroace- I'm convinced Peter was in a qpr with Jesus and all the other apostles (why else would Judas kiss Jesus?). Second, he's in heaven, I feel like there would be a lot of queer platonic relationships there.
We all remember the line in "welcome to heaven" where st. Peter sings about everyone in heaven being hot, and guessing by his "moan" he liked that. We know Alastor definitely has something going for him. So yeah.
Now, where or when does this happen?
There are two options here:
Alastor gets redeemed - far into the future, really soft and fluffy
Peter falls - he and Emily and others get struck down by Sera becouse they want to show Sir Pentious around heaven/ want to support Charlie in redemption or something. This is far more angsty, Peter probably lost his wings, and the relationship started out really manipulative on alastors end and also canibally. I don't know how it would move past that, but Peter pulled fucking god, he must have some good qualities.
The ship could get called "gatekeep". Alastor has massive GatkeepGaslightGirlboss vibes and st. Peter keeps the gate to heaven, so...
This is my first post for this fandom and it's a 3am thought, great.
Also I have something else:
Alastor x st. Peter
They're both in my top three characters, so I smushed them together.
But Alastor's aroace- I'm convinced Peter was in a qpr with Jesus and all the other apostles (why else would Judas kiss Jesus?). Second, he's in heaven, I feel like there would be a lot of queer platonic relationships there.
We all remember the line in "welcome to heaven" where st. Peter sings about everyone in heaven being hot, and guessing by his "moan" he liked that. We know Alastor definitely has something going for him. So yeah.
Now, where or when does this happen?
There are two options here:
Alastor gets redeemed - far into the future, really soft and fluffy
Peter falls - he and Emily and others get struck down by Sera becouse they want to show Sir Pentious around heaven/ want to support Charlie in redemption or something. This is far more angsty, Peter probably lost his wings, and the relationship started out really manipulative on alastors end and also canibally. I don't know how it would move past that, but Peter pulled fucking god, he must have some good qualities.
The ship could get called "gatekeep". Alastor has massive GatkeepGaslightGirlboss vibes and st. Peter keeps the gate to heaven, so...
This is my first post for this fandom and it's a 3am thought, great.
Also I have something else:
Vox sure is the demon of broadcasting, huh
Alastor, spotting Angel trying to break into the V’s tower via window:
Alastor, appearing next to him via shadow: My, my, what are you doing my effeminate fellow?
Angel, pissed off at the Vees: Stealing Vox’s pet shark.
Alastor: Scandalous!
Alastor: Can I help?
Alastor x reader hcs
(not explicitly romantic, but not explicitly platonic, either — you're just really close and important to each other)
WC is a little over 2000 I think
A/N: This is my first time writing like this, and my first time writing for Alastor, so forgive me if it's a little OOC! It has to be, given that he would never be in a relationship in the show, but I tried to keep him as close to cannon as possible. Please enjoy and lmk what you think!
-Your relationship is that of a very slow burn.
-You might have met in the hotel, desiring to better yourself or wanting a place to stay; you might have met through a mutual connection, Mimzy, Nifty, or Husker having been someone you've grown close to and followed to Charlie's project; or he might have considered you one of "fairer means," and protected you from another demon, earning him your respect and fear and causing you to join the inhabitants of his current residence; regardless, you start out as acquaintances living in the hotel.
- Once settled there, you slowly get to know each other. You both start off with observation: Alastor noting how you interact with the others, your ticks, your strengths, your weaknesses, and your flaws; you seeing the subtle and not-so-subtle ways he reveals his power, his distant stature, his observance, his likes, his dislikes, and just how little he truly discloses. He's a mystery to you, and one you're not sure you should try to uncover.
-You mostly see one another in group dynamics in the first couple weeks or so. If you knew him before you came to the hotel, he might have greeted you ("Ah, Husker's little companion, greetings! (Y/N), was it?") Otherwise, though, he would stay mostly silent until Charlie introduced him herself, after which he'd give a short, fairly dismissive, yet exhuberant welcome. After this, you'd rarely speak, both instead watching as the other engaged with the remaining residents' antics.
- After a few weeks of barely speaking, something would change. You'd begin to show a common interest of some sort, be it music, dance, radio, dad jokes, or food. One of you would approach the other, asking for a friendly dance or striking up a conversation about dinner. You might also connect over a common dislike (modern technology/the Vs, dogs [if that's still cannon], being touched, ect.) While you don't have to have a lot in common, one or two things will spark interest in spending time together — something that is necessary for your relationship to progress.
- After a while of hanging out, you'd become friends, or at least friendly with one another — he enjoys having a companion in his interests.
-He'd probably end up initiating all of your time together, though; he's busy and prefers to be in control of his own schedule. He wouldn't mind necessarily if you tried to reach out, not at all, he'd just decline. If he wanted to hang out, he'd make it happen.
-While he considers you friends, he doesn't care about you — at least, he doesn't at first. He enjoys you in the way he might enjoy watching a character in a book, similar to how he feels about Nifty, just not familially in nature like he (seems to maybe) view her.
-Somewhere along the line, underneath his awareness, his interest in spending time with you will shift in purpose from manipulation, or the desire to engage in his hobbies unalone, to actual interest in you as a person. He doesn't notice this change for a while (sue him, he's been busy running a hotel; why would he pay attention to his feelings toward a side character?), but when he does realize what has happened, he'll be fairly confused by himself. Nothing about you is particularly interesting; you're fairly standard, with an average skillset and personal history. Why does he find himself so intrigued by you? So desiring to spend more time getting to know you? He'll admit, you've been a fun dance partner, and he enjoys when you sit with him as he broadcasts his radio show across hell. And, as much as he loves the fear in your eyes at his more gruesome displays, he always appreciates the kindness in them as you catch up over breakfast. Perhaps that was it — it was a lovely feeling to be feared and cherished at the same time — one so unoften given to him by a demon of a lower stature. He supposes little things like this could result in a friendship, however temporary. It's a similar story to how he befriended Mimzy, after all.
-He's decisive and it doesn't take him long to come to this conclusion. He'll start spending more time around you outside of your mutual interests and dragging you along to affairs outside the hotel. He'll have you meet Rosie and try to get you to eat demon meat. He'll respect it if you refuse, insisting it's your loss, but it won't be the last time he tries to "expand your taste."
-He'll be relatively comfortable with you touching him outside of dance at this point, though only briefly and informally (pats on the back, high-fives, a short hug or two if you haven't seen each other in a while, ect.).
-He'll tolerate more nosiness than before as well; he enjoys the attention from someone he knows and likes, and, depending on the question, he might actually answer you.
-He loves compliments; they feed his ego, and he doesn't mind dishing them back out when appropriate.
-That's the extent of your relationship, though: he finds you enjoyable to hang out with (now as a person more than a character, though there's still some of that sentiment), and he spends more time with you.
-The key to moving past this not-close-but-not-entirely-distant friendship stage is to do something out of character for his sake. If you're greedy, give him something he knows is important to you, no strings attached. If you're easily angered or vengeful, let go of previous wrongs to spend time with him. If you're shy, stand up to someone badmouthing him, especially if he's not there. Such intentional displays of will and care take him off-guard (as off-guard as he can be with someone he's gotten to know so well — you might not know him, but he certainly knows you) and make him feel very cared for.
-Slowly, after these displays, your friendship will progress. He'll start doing things for you, too — at first, in the form of minor deals, where he still gets something but often less than what he gives. Then there are mere trades, where you have most of the benefits with less security for him. Finally, he'll start giving you gifts and doing favors without charge, just as you have for him, on the condition you haven't tried to manipulate him in any way while he felt out the waters. He's slow to trust even someone who he views as harmless; please let him go at his own pace!
-He spends even more time with you as well, finding his preference to be in your company rather than out of it.
-Over time, slowly but surely, you grow closer and closer together. You trust him, and he…kind of trusts you. He has a lot to lose, so the partial trust is the most he's willing to give. It's also the most he's offered to someone since long before he died, perhaps the most ever, aside from his mother.
-This is especially so, given that he's already bound with a deal of his own. He gives himself permission to indulge in this close relationship with you only while knowing he would abandon or use you if it allowed him to be free. He's so desperate and scared, and he knows he’d do anything to rid himself of his burden. He tries to suppress and devalue the guilt that comes with the knowledge of his own ultimate disloyalty and succeeds only most of the time.
-There's no specific turning point either of you can locate where you became more exclusive than friends. You just know that it was before he moved an extra bed into your room so he could be with you while you slept.
-A couple years down the line, when you're more comfortable with each other, he'll sleep in your presence as well. He'll also be willing to cuddle, if you'd like, but he's going to be bad at it (stiff as a board, that one — plus, even when he gets comfortable with it, he'll almost always think of something he needs to do and leave halfway through). He doesn't necessarily enjoy it, but he loves you and is willing to do things he doesn't actively dislike for your sake.
-He'll let you touch his ears, something he hasn't let anyone do before, and finds he enjoys being stroked on the head. I hc this was something his mom did for him when he was younger as he fell to sleep, and is a major comfort to him now. You're just the only person he trusts to do it.
-Head strokes are also the only physical touch-y thing he'll actively seek out and enjoy; everything else is either for manipulation, to make a statement, something he just kind of lets happen (think Nifty crawling on him), or for your sake entirely. He will, however, not do anything or allow you to do anything he actively dislikes. He's very clear about his boundaries in that sense, and if you don't respect them, it will put a damper on your (already quite fragile due to his guilt and fear) relationship.
-In terms of smooching, he will kiss you on the back of your hand and the top of your head once you've grown closer. Closer still, and he'll kiss you on the cheek when you ask. If you've been together for years, he semi-trusts and fully loves you, and you haven't tried to pressure him to do anything he doesn't want, he might kiss you on the lips upon your request. Even after centuries together, though, this is a very rare occurrence.
-His breath stinks anyway; you should thank him for keeping his unsanitary meat grinder away from yours.
-Speaking of which, you have to hound him to brush his teeth. Almost nothing you say convinces him ("I make people uncomfortable, you say? Of course I do — I'm the Radio Demon! Nothing brings me greater pleasure.") The only point you could use that might get him to semi-regularly practice oral hygiene is that demons could look down on him for it. This is entirely dependent, though, on his mental state and general public status at the time.
- He doesn't care to define your relationship; he lets it define itself. He doesn't know what a QPR is and doesn't care to know. He does want you to be at least semi-exclusive, though.
-He also doesn't care if you view him romantically or not; so long as you respect his boundaries and care about him as much as he does you, he's content.
- While he isn't comfortable with you calling him your boyfriend ("It's far too juvenile a term for one such as myself, my dear!") or your husband ("Haha, don't call me that!"), he's more than okay with being referred to as your partner, significant other, or dearest companion; if he calls you anything but your name to others, these terms are what he uses. He views these titles as more ambiguous than explicitly romantic while still giving the context that you are
his person — the most important individual in his life — and that he will have no other.
-Pretty protective, but you might not see it often. He's fully confident in his ability to keep you out of harm's way; he's one of the most powerful demons in the pride ring, after all. Why would he have to worry? That being said, if you ever did manage to be hurt, he would be beyond pissed. He would broadcast your assailant's screams on his radio show for longer than he ever had before.
- Whether he makes it a point to tell other demons who's protection you're under entirely depends on what is revealed about his character in later seasons. He might be very very public about it, talking about you all the time on his broadcast and angering Vox with his PDA (usually just a hand on your back or something of the like to make a statement). On the other hand, he might keep your relationship very private, fearing that the few demons powerful enough to cross him would use his care for you against him. It's one or the other, in my opinion, with very little room in between.
-Speaking of Vox, he would loathe you. Your existence would both flare up his one-sided crush on Alastor and his desire to see the Radio Demon suffer — you take away any non-existent chance of his unrequited love being returned while also making Alastor happy, which he doesn't want. Vox might try to hurt you at some point, though very much away from the public eye, or to steal you away, but his attempts don't go on for very long before Alastor makes it very clear that he's to discontinue his behavior.
-While a person of any demographic could be Alastor's significant other, it will be harder and will take longer for a relationship to develop between him and someone he views as a threat (your relationship would start with him trying to use you for your power, and it would take a long time to fully stray from that nature), and/or another man (it's by no means impossible to develop a relationship with him as a man; he just seems to have more initial patience and fondness for women in general).
-You'll hear more about his life alive than almost anyone else, and he'll especially speak of his mother. He wishes you two could have met. "She'd just adore you," he'd say. It's one way to know how highly he thinks of you.
-He'd let you hold his staff. You wouldn't understand what it meant to him until it broke during his fight with Adam. If you see the fight, that is, he'd be very hesitant to let you near the battlefield. If you ever find out about his deal before he ends it, it's while treating his wound from his fight with Adam, and the information is spilled more or less by accident.
-Chances are he wouldn't come to you while injured, though, both because he doesn't want you to see him as weak and because he doesn't want his cloudy mind to spill any secrets.
-Overall, his relationship with you is a very slow-to-manifest but close and loving one that he holds very dearly in his heart. The only thing he holds closer is freedom. When the deed is done, though, and you're gone, he might realize his priorities were out of order.