Jims if you need something to record then get your asses to anon Schneep because the drama's getting real there
"Drama you say? Sounds promising."
°We will be there, thanks for the tip stranger°
*They stare at the camera for a few seconds before slamming the door. The door bursts open again, this time a giant void colored cobra is the one that opened it.* Hҽʅʅσ. -⏳
*in a moment of almost cartoonish twin action, both of them each raised the same eyebrow at the sudden departure. Though the instant both of them registered that there's a /giant snake/ right in front of them-*
"Oh my god, you're talking. The snake can talk how is that possible-!? Can we interview you?? You're a talking snake how in heck-. Wait, are you a snake? A real snake? Like a shady lab experiment??"
°Or have all animals always been able to talk and it's like in Zookeeper-°
"Or are you something more mysterious? Wait, really important first question- are you going to eat us?"
°...A concern I'm also having now, no offense to you Serpent°
I’ll have to mark that on my calendar, thanks for telling me! Space is honestly one of my favorite things- Neb
°No problem! I'm no expert, but space is beautiful. Happy gazing!°
Hey, that’s good! Coffee in cereal doesn’t sound half bad actually, maybe it would go well with a cinnamon cereal.. Also, Saturn was visible last night? That’s amazing! I wish I could have seen it- Neb
"Yeah it's pretty good-"
°its awful°
"-Im eating it with Lucky Charms today though."
°like a heathen°
"Jim, that burger that one time very clearly had cotton candy on it."
°Still not as bad Jim. And yes, technically July is the best time to view it, but it's still visible and there's supposed to be a conjunction on the 10th°
CJ! RJ! How are you two doing? -Neb
"Hello there Neb! We're doing pretty well right now I think. Then again, I am trying to eat coffee in my cereal so we'll see how that goes."
°nods and smiles. He tells you that Saturn was visible last night, so he's still in a good mood.°
*A door bursts open.* ɦɛʟʟօ, ʝɨʍ ȶաɨռֆ. -⏱
*the duo jump slightly, mildly startled by the abrupt door sounds, but quickly compose themselves*
"Hello there!"
°there's a wave, then the camera focuses on you°
°CJ has been looking into a telescope on and off for around a half an hour now. There's the sounds of popping coming from the kitchen, and he's changed out of his work polo and into a comfy looking sweater. It's movie night, and Jim had run to the store for some chicken for tonight, but CJ plans to show him something before they start.°
Hey, Hey, Jims! Trans rights?
"Oh heck yeah!"
°CJ adjusts the camera and signs, spelling out a-b-s-o-f-k-i-n-g-l-u-t-e-l-y°
Jims, hii!! How long ago did you start your jobs? I guess you're in it for a while now
°CJ waves and smiles at you°
"Hi there! And yes, we've been at our current jobs for a while now- I'd say around four years? Feels like both forever and yet like we've only just begun! In a good way though, rarely a dull moment in the world we live in right Jim?"
°a thumbs up and a nod°
Oi, mates, ow ya goin'? Anythin' interestin' ya're workin' on?
°the camera is focused on you at first, but pans over to Jim°
"I think we're doing ok so far, right Jim?"
°A nod°
"We had a lead on something in the woods, turned out to be a bust though, just an elk yelling. A little disappointing, Jim was hoping it was Mothman- but we aren't discouraged! Something'll show up soon, I can feel it."
*a brief pause*
"Anything interesting happening with you? See anything story-worthy?"
°the camera is pointed at you now°
"Ready to roll, Jim?"
°nod°
"Perfect! I'm excited, are you excited Jim?"
°another nod, accompanied by a smile°
"Yeah, this is going to be so cool. Usually we're the ones out there- asking the big questions. It'll be interesting, to say the least, to have a chance to be the ones with the questions asked of us. Otherwise though- we proceed as normal, we never know when the next big scoop will show up! We have to be vigilant, Jim."
°the sounds of a camera being turned on can be heard, it is time to begin°
[[Reporter Jim and Cameraman Jim are now available for Questions]]