💜 Anon - Blog Posts
does a little groove in your general direction. do you have any thoughts on mono, the little boy with a paper bag on his head? ive seen him around a bit and idk if you have as well but i jus wanna know if u got any thoughts on him !!! -someone, i hope
Never heard of him.
Heya, been a while! I was told to give you valuable information! Here it goes: C O C O N U T M A L L
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what are your thoughts on mathematics?
Straight forward math is perfectly fine, important even! BUT WHAT THE FUCK IS COMMON CORE!?
I know those little lines around you are supposed to be electricity but i cant help but see them as stink lines lol, take a shower u stinky boy
I TAKE SHOWERS WHEN THE PIPES AREN’T FROZEN. I ASSURE YOU I SMELL DECENT ANON
Hey Doc. Two things. One: Have you seen any duplicate survivors? And two: Your thoughts on the Trickster?
For your first question! I have actually, it’s interesting although very peculiar. At this point I shouldn’t be surprised
For your second question...
((he’s a twink, I... he’s just a twink and I love it. But I don’t really like the new killer, but it’s just funny to me -MUN))
the doctor is his own saw trap change my mind
NO NEED TO CHANGE YOUR MIND ANON! YOU ARE 100% CORRECT!
Hey MUN!!! If the entity would send you to its realm, would you join as a survivor or killer?
((Oh that’s a hard one! But from friends I’ve been told I hold a lot of Final Boss Energy™️, so I guess killer!))
Ashes to askes and dust to dust! Ohh... I'm feeling weak - with hunger! One more roll o'the dice oughta do it![places the dice in the skull shaker but receives a pair of ones] WHAT? SNAKE-EYES![strikes the table hard enough to overturn them and get a larger number]
HOW DO YOU KEEP GETTING IN HERE!?
Sir, he called the almighty Anon stinky. What do we do?
Termination? You got it sir. Yes sir.
*gets a canon and bombards you with apples*
A-
Please murder that Dwight for bringing pineapple pizza!
WHAT A VILE CREATURE!
why are you fucked up
Punishment.
opens up your chest cavity and works on you like a car because of your wires
UNFORTUNATELY THIS ISN’T THE FIRST TIME MY CHEST HAS BEEN TORN OPEN! YOU CAN TAKE MY GOOD PAL LISA FOR THAT! BUT THANK YOU FOR THE SURGERY ANON! VERY INTERESTING.
some have wondered whether androids dream of electric sheep. we know you deal with electricity, so - have you seen electric sheep before?
Though seeing electric sheep would be interesting, I have not. But I have read that novel before, it’s very interesting and worth the read.
paints your finger nails and gives u choccy milk bc ur epic
YOU KNOW, NORMALLY I WOULD SAY DONT TOUCH ME. BUT YOU DID AN AMAZING JOB WITH THE NAIL POLISH. AND A VERY GOOD JOB ON FINDING CHOCOLATE MILK IN THIS PLACE ANON! HARD TO COME BY!..... but basically thank you for your kindness.
you are a doctor and all these crack fueled questions are from survivors when your carrying them or hooking them
OF COURSE! HOW ELSE WOULD I DO THIS?..... ANYWAYS, UP YOU GO.
A Dwight stands in your way, he's holding a carboard pizza box. He stares into your soul before saying "I have brought you your cheese pizza, with extra pineapple." - What do you do?
looking up from his work he stares at the Dwight, “[You have three seconds to get your disgusting filth out of my office. As you have delivered it to the wrong killer! Whoever ordered that is a monster, WHO THE HELL PUTS PINEAPPLE ON PIZZA. WHO DOES THAT!?]”
*puts coins into a gambling machine and pulls the lever, the gambling machine puts out a coin, a cherry, and a herman. everyone in the building evaporates as the scene fades to black.*
............ I think I was drugged! I mean that’s fine, buT WHAT THE FUCK!
If you want horror movies to watch, I’m very biased toward quite a few. I’d maybe suggest Nightmare On Elm Street or Scream. But if you want me to be very biased then I would say Saw. Another thing to keep in mind is that there’s a YouTuber who explains the movies and shows some clips of it so if you aren’t into gore or something like that then i would look up ‘Dead Meat Kill count’ on YouTube! It helps a lot. - [Anon from last time. Aka, Midnight Anon since I’m often on only past midnight-]
((Thank you Midnight Anon! I’ll be sure to keep these in mind, I’ve actually recently picked up some guy on YouTube called Cinema Summary where he actually goes over like survival horror movies and how to escape the traps and or killers. I would recommend out that series.
But once again I’ll be sure to check this stuff out!))
Admin! Hey, you! I hope your doing well :’) Have you watched any horror movies or you just stick to dbd?
((hello Anon! I’m doing just fine, I hope you’re doing good! But I normally just stick to DBD, little known fact about me is that I am indeed a scared little piss baby, that when playing survivor will scream if I run into the killer. But because of this game I’ve been wanting to check out some of the horror movies that are out there!))
whatcha gonna look at herm?
Hello Anon! Well normally in my down time in between trials I go to places known as “Dead Zones”. Normally it’s just to get away from the watchful eye of the Entity.... but this time I’m looking for abnormalities.
*Throws an apple in your face* now perish
How Rude Of You Anon! What Are You Trying To Do? Kill m
happy valentines day herfmanf
Oh yeah, this holiday exists! But uh... Thank you Anon, you’re very kind! Have a day full of... that thing called love!
Simp
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lets you loose in the Haynesvile woods with the flesher witch
OH THANKS FOR LETTING ME OUT OF THE FOG! I SURE HOPE NOTHING BAD HAPPHEOUSIS682!37-6£792!$84&:!!2$$389&/!$/7
Holds hand and dies of chair but electric
EW, DON’T TOUCH ME.
Honestly, I admire your blog a whole lot! It's impressive how well you run it despite it being your first time running one. As well as how you interpret The Doc! Keep up the good work Mun!
((SIWOAHAAA! THANK YOU ANON!! That actually means a lot to me, I try to work hard to keep this blog as interesting as possible. It’s a bit hard to maintain but I think I’m getting there! And I’m also glad you like my interpretation of The Doctor! He’s super fun to type things out for! I’m just really glad you like this blog! Again thank you so much anon!!
Here’s a little doodle for you!
I cannot put into words how much this means to me! -MUN))
AHEM, Herman Ich habe deine Anfragebox mit anon Nachrichten vom Leuchtstab zum Käfig angegriffen, was soll ich noch tun?
Ah, eine deutsche Frage, ich bin ernsthaft sprachlos und weiß nicht, wie ich reagieren soll! Goldstern für dich anon!
wait your aroace, same man. lets you out of jail to let you commit war crimes
Oh shit, thanks anon! You’re welcome to join me as I commit horrible acts of war crime!
RATTLES YOUR JAIL CELL AND INSULATES IT WITH RUBBER, I WILL TRY AND CONTAIN YOU FOR AS LONG AS POSSIBLE IN THE GAY BABY JAIL™ HERMAN