As someone who's lived in the Southern US this inspires both instinctual amusement and existential dread.
Now that I walk with a cane my favorite thing is threatening to cave people’s skulls in but I think eventually I’m gonna get in trouble for it
I use bludgeoning threats too liberally now
Abraham Lincoln and Mary Todd Lincoln, represented by dogs.
Abraham -> Great Dane Mary -> West Highland White Terrier (Inspired by this: https://www.tumblr.com/antebellumite/719903118836563968?source=share)