Aph Denmark - Blog Posts

it's perfection! it's them, nothing more, nothing less.

Smiling Nordics idk, I madw this back in july and lost the original files for the drawing in my old phone so I had ro screenshot it via my instagram 😭 its goldencrested_lovearrow if you guys wanna swe more of my shenanigans

Sorry for the long inactivity but school is fundamental and comes first. however we have a few of my drawings (in reality they aren't all of them, just the ones that looked good in the photo) including one of Denmark!! strange? Enough...

*playing golf around*

Denmark 🇩🇰: *wearing a traffic cone hat*

Sweden 🇸🇪: Nice cone

Denmark 🇩🇰: Thanks man, I’m a hazard

*playing phasmophobia*

Denmark 🇩🇰: *waiting for Finland to load in*

Finland 🇫🇮: *half loads in*

Denmark 🇩🇰: Oh shit you’re levitating

Finland 🇫🇮: As I should be, I am god

*playing phasmophobia, during a hunt*

Denmark 🇩🇰:

Norway 🇳🇴:

Denmark 🇩🇰: If I was a sussy baka, what-

Norway 🇳🇴: Shut the fuck up right now or I’ll sacrifice you to the ghost

Denmark 🇩🇰:

*playing fall guys squads*

Norway 🇳🇴: Oh shit I got pushed off by a blueberry

Iceland 🇮🇸: Great, now all of us have fell off except Den, Den please win

Denmark 🇩🇰: *immediately gets hit* oh fuck i’ve been fUCKING BEBBIED

Iceland 🇮🇸:

To celebrate 200 followers, me and Ice went to an arcade! It was really cool being back in an arcade since they’ve all been closed for so long 😩 Hope you guys enjoy this video as much as we enjoyed our day out :D

-Den 🇩🇰

(Fun fact - we didn’t actually go out to record, we just happened to hit 200 while we were there and I had big brain idea to make our trip into a celebration video 😎

Also partial face reveal because we’re both useless at recording

-Lizard 🦎)

*playing phasmophobia*

Denmark 🇩🇰: Hey. HEY.

Norway 🇳🇴: What the fuck do you want?

Denmark 🇩🇰: Nice boobs. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Norway 🇳🇴: ಠ_ಠ

Denmark 🇩🇰: What?

Norway 🇳🇴: Stay the fuck away from me. *hides in locker*

Denmark 🇩🇰: you think you can escape me?

Norway 🇳🇴:

*playing monopoly revolution*

Denmark 🇩🇰: Thats mine, 260k please :)

Norway 🇳🇴: Ugh, fine *pays*

Denmark 🇩🇰: Thanks man

Norway 🇳🇴: Usually I’d say no problem, but actually this time it is a problem

*later in the game*

Denmark 🇩🇰: 500k please :)

Norway 🇳🇴: *pays*

Denmark 🇩🇰: Thanks

Norway 🇳🇴: Problem.

*playing phasmophobia, after a hunt*

Denmark 🇩🇰: Guys I fucking died. Again.

Norway 🇳🇴: That was expected.

Iceland 🇮🇸: Can someone take a picture of his body I aint going in that house.

Norway 🇳🇴: *walks into house* Where's your body-

Denmark 🇩🇰: ...

Norway 🇳🇴: That's a beauty.

Iceland 🇮🇸: Wow. The ghost hated you so much it sliced your face in half.

Denmark 🇩🇰: I will clobber you.

Who's the strongest out of you all?

Kinda depends on what you mean exactly

Physically, it’s a tie between Denmark and Sweden

Emotionally, it’s Finland

Wait, who said you were annoying? I'd say just energetic is accurate, some may find it annoying but it isn't actually annoying.

- Tallinn ( @ask-hws-eesti-ja-tallinn )

Aw, no, it was just Norway as per usual, I know he doesn’t really mean it but it was nice to hear it straight from his mouth that he doesn’t actually think I’m that annoying :’)

Thank you tho 🥺

-Den 🇩🇰

What is the best compliment you have ever received?

Nor once told me I wasn’t actually that annoying

I cried 🥺

-Den 🇩🇰

I'd like to imagine that Denmark is just scarily good at social deduction games like Town of Salem and Among Us even thought you wouldn't expect him to be. Being charismatic and a bit aggressive when you need to be and having ppl wrongly assume you're too stupid to lie is a huge advantage to have.

Damn bro why you gotta expose me like that

Here I was, sure I had everyone convinced I was a complete idiot 😔

-Den 🇩🇰

(I actually like this a lot 👀 bonus - Norway is actually the one that can’t lie for shit, because the one time he can’t keep a straight face is when he’s lying, so he usually gets caught out pretty quickly

-Lizard 🦎)

*playing fall guys*

Norway 🇳🇴: I’m going to dress as a piece of cheese this time

Denmark 🇩🇰: What if I smelled like cheese, what then?

Norway 🇳🇴: I’d simply never talk to you ever again

Denmark 🇩🇰: What if I put on my cheese scented cologne?

Norway 🇳🇴: I would kill you if you came within 10 feet of me

Denmark 🇩🇰: but I’m a man of fragrance

*playing fall guys*

Iceland 🇮🇸: Come on, be a gamer and win

Finland 🇫🇮: Ill try my best

Finland 🇫🇮: *immediately dies*

Norway 🇳🇴: That wasn’t very gamer of you

Denmark 🇩🇰: Yeah if you were me you would’ve won

Sweden 🇸🇪: At least you tried

*playing fall guys*

Denmark 🇩🇰: YOU JUST PUSHED ME OFF THE EDGE

Norway 🇳🇴: Oh shut up, you smell like piss

Denmark 🇩🇰: I wasn’t talking to you

Norway 🇳🇴: Oh

Norway 🇳🇴: I take it back you don’t smell like piss

Denmark 🇩🇰: It’s too late, the damage has already been done 😔

*playing fall guys*

Denmark 🇩🇰: Let’s all dress as fruits this time, I’ll be a melon

Norway 🇳🇴: *dresses as a bee*

Iceland 🇮🇸: Ah yes, my favourite fruit,

✨bees✨

*playing fall guys, specifically hex-a-gone*

Denmark 🇩🇰: This layer is yellow I want to make it into strips so it looks like spaghetti

Iceland 🇮🇸: Sgetti layer

Denmark 🇩🇰: NO SOMEONE FUCKED UP MY SGETTI

Iceland 🇮🇸: No one respects the sgetti grind these days 😔

What better way to spend your birthday than playing an extremely annoying game with an extremely annoying person? 

-Sve 🇸🇪

“Happy birthday Denmark! I’m not even going to try and pronounce those danish words. Anyways, I got you a gift mate!”

CRYING

THANK YOU SO MUCH I LOVE IT I WILL USE IT RIGHT NOW 🥺🥺🥺

I’LL FORGIVE YOU FOR NOT ATTEMPTING THE DANISH

-Den 🇩🇰

suddenly all of this makes sense

also ~hand reveal~

-Lizard 🦎

Happy birthday Denmark!

Look at the birthday boy 

Everyone wish him happy birthday! Or if you’re feeling brave, you could attempt to say tillykke med fødselsdagen (he’ll try not to judge your pronunciation too harshly) 

What or who got you into video games in the first place?

Technically it was me that started it all 😎

I’ve always loved watching gaming youtubers like pewdiepie, markiplier, jacksepticeye, etc, and they were what got me into gaming originally

Then I realised that if I wanted to play multiplayer games, I needed, well, multiple players

First I got Den to play, then Sve (only because I promised to play minecraft with him), then Nor, and then Fin

And then this blog was born :)

-Ice 🇮🇸

WHAT ARE DEN AND SVE DOING FOR THEIR BIRTHDAYS

WE ARE GOING TO PLAY GOLF AND CRY (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧ ✧ﾟ･: *

-Den 🇩🇰

Have you ever lied about your age?

⚠️Potentially triggering: Drugs and Alcohol mentioned⚠️

Denmark 🇩🇰: No? Why would you need to?

Norway 🇳🇴: I never found a reason to.

Iceland 🇮🇸: Yes, cause I wanted a goldfish, and the closest pet store has an Over 18 rule to by pets.. so...

Sweden 🇸🇪: No.

Finland 🇫🇮: Yes, cause drugs and booze baby.

(Disclaimer: Please don't do drugs kids.)

What game have you spent the most amount of hours on?

Denmark 🇩🇰: Fall guys

Norway 🇳🇴: Subnautica

Iceland 🇮🇸: Human fall flat

Sweden 🇸🇪: Minecraft

Finland 🇫🇮: Phasmophobia

Lizard: Portal 2 since I’ve been playing that for like 7 years now lmao

Cereal: Probably valorant or minecraft cause those are my stress relievers.

What else do you all do? Aside from gamming :'0

Denmark 🇩🇰: I have a new hobby every week lmfao, but recently I’ve been binge watching true crime videos on youtube

Norway 🇳🇴: I like listening to and playing music, I play a few instruments and like a lot of different genres, I’ve always found music fascinating

Iceland 🇮🇸: I also like listening to music, but I also like art too. I love painting and drawing, and I’ve recently started trying digital art too

Sweden 🇸🇪: I love gardening and taking care of plants, Fin always calls me a plant dad

Finland 🇫🇮: I like baking in my spare time, although I always seem to make WAY too much for the 5 of us... No one complains though ;)

On today's episode of "shit that happened while playing phasmophobia"

Norway stalked me through a bedroom window

Denmark died halfway in a closet

I showed off my brilliant camera placement skills

We found a haunted candle

And finally,

Bone

-Ice 🇮🇸

Take a shot every time Sve says “you bitch” in this video :)

-Den 🇩🇰

What program do you use to draw?

I use firealpaca because it was ✨free✨

I’ve considered switching to different (better) programs but idk if I can be bothered to learn how to use a whole new program because I am Lazy™️ lmfao

Here’s a lil Den giving you a thumbs up

-Lizard 🦎