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Claire Makes It Big (1999)
So, I forgot this little short existed until today. But hey, here are some hastily thrown together teaser screencraps of the world’s best movie boyfriend. Yes, you read that right. Clancy doesn’t play an asshole.
Unfortunately, it’s not available where I originally sourced it, but for a couple of bucks on Amazon it could be yours.
soooooo i drew some kings
( designs belong to @coffibee @tenyardstowitchyard @whimsy-beetle and @cobaltbluesu )
HHHNNGGGHH
141 + the others reacting to sweetheart in tight pants or short-shorts that leave nothing to the imagination?
Ugh G O D YES
(The Krueger imagine)
141!Sweetheart is getting really comfortable around the boys, enough to wear shorts that look like underwear on her. She has embraced her past and new scars and now wants to wear whatever she wants around the people she loves (platonically?idk LMAO) although she whines about it being too tight around her hips, she wears the black spandex shorts that ride up way too much on her thighs and ass. Fat jiggling while she walks, hypnotizing the men she works with. Price bites into his cigar, Ghost spills his tea as Gaz and Soap choke on their breakfast. König had to shuffle down in his chair to hide his groin under the table, while Alex and Roach just freeze and stare. Horangi had to go... clean up, as he brushed past a lightheaded Rudy and a grinning Alejandro.
She smiles at them and says, "Good morning!' Like she always does, innocent to their hard gazes. But she knows.
She knows hunger when she sees it, and she likes to keep them starving for more.
Scientology: Really?! C’mon...
- Xenu kidnaps us
- dumps us in volcano, vacuums up our souls
- puts us in a false reality
- we escape into monkeys
- Tom Cruise
Are you, are you fuckin kidding me? Hubbard lived on a boat with a bunch of little boys, wrote really terrible scifi novels, and got laughed right the fuck out of the scientific and medical community for a reason.
- pay money to learn the secrets ( we all now know )
- get to OT whatever the fuck for well over a million dollars
- get told the ultimate secret is that you were you all along but needed the other steps to shed away the not you to find the you, now go live your life ( no refunds )
No one can speak out now that you know, its 75% lawyers coincidentally. Oops, Sue me Scientology, I don’t have any money, stalk me, I’m a lonely guy i could use the company, Harass my family, i dont have much anyways. Of all the religions that are a lie, of all the cults that are goofy as all fuck, you guys really take the space cake, you even got Mormons goin like, what the fuck dude?!
Was talking about Pride and Prejudice with my friend and I haven’t seen it so I asked what it was about, and she said it was about a woman with pride and a man with prejudice.
I have never wanted to punch her more.