Ask Meme - Blog Posts
TAG DROP –– freya ribeiro
「 ♤ 」 interactions. ↻ 𝗳𝗿𝗲𝘆𝗮𝗋𝗂𝖻𝖾𝗂𝗋𝗈.
「 ♤ 」 visage. ↻ 𝗳𝗿𝗲𝘆𝗮𝗋𝗂𝖻𝖾𝗂𝗋𝗈.
「 ♤ 」 prose. ↻ 𝗳𝗿𝗲𝘆𝗮𝗋𝗂𝖻𝖾𝗂𝗋𝗈.
「 ♤ 」 headcanons. ↻ 𝗳𝗿𝗲𝘆𝗮𝗋𝗂𝖻𝖾𝗂𝗋𝗈.
「 ♤ 」 edits. ↻ 𝗳𝗿𝗲𝘆𝗮𝗋𝗂𝖻𝖾𝗂𝗋𝗈.
「 ♤ 」 starters. ↻ 𝗳𝗿𝗲𝘆𝗮𝗋𝗂𝖻𝖾𝗂𝗋𝗈.
「 ♤ 」 answered. ↻ 𝗳𝗿𝗲𝘆𝗮𝗋𝗂𝖻𝖾𝗂𝗋𝗈.
「 ♤ 」 task. ↻ 𝗳𝗿𝗲𝘆𝗮𝗋𝗂𝖻𝖾𝗂𝗋𝗈.
「 ♤ 」 ask meme. ↻ 𝗳𝗿𝗲𝘆𝗮𝗋𝗂𝖻𝖾𝗂𝗋𝗈.
TAG DROP –– harlowe saito-brenner
「 ♧ 」 interactions. ↻ 𝗵𝗮𝗿𝗹𝗼𝘄𝗲𝗌𝖺𝗂𝗍𝗈𝖻𝗋𝖾𝗇𝗇𝖾𝗋.
「 ♧ 」 visage. ↻ 𝗵𝗮𝗿𝗹𝗼𝘄𝗲𝗌𝖺𝗂𝗍𝗈𝖻𝗋𝖾𝗇𝗇𝖾𝗋.
「 ♧ 」 prose. ↻ 𝗵𝗮𝗿𝗹𝗼𝘄𝗲𝗌𝖺𝗂𝗍𝗈𝖻𝗋𝖾𝗇𝗇𝖾𝗋.
「 ♧ 」 headcanons. ↻ 𝗵𝗮𝗿𝗹𝗼𝘄𝗲𝗌𝖺𝗂𝗍𝗈𝖻𝗋𝖾𝗇𝗇𝖾𝗋.
「 ♧ 」 edits. ↻ 𝗵𝗮𝗿𝗹𝗼𝘄𝗲𝗌𝖺𝗂𝗍𝗈𝖻𝗋𝖾𝗇𝗇𝖾𝗋.
「 ♧ 」 starters. ↻ 𝗵𝗮𝗿𝗹𝗼𝘄𝗲𝗌𝖺𝗂𝗍𝗈𝖻𝗋𝖾𝗇𝗇𝖾𝗋.
「 ♧ 」 answered. ↻ 𝗵𝗮𝗿𝗹𝗼𝘄𝗲𝗌𝖺𝗂𝗍𝗈𝖻𝗋𝖾𝗇𝗇𝖾𝗋.
「 ♧ 」 task. ↻ 𝗵𝗮𝗿𝗹𝗼𝘄𝗲𝗌𝖺𝗂𝗍𝗈𝖻𝗋𝖾𝗇𝗇𝖾𝗋.
「 ♧ 」 ask meme. ↻ 𝗵𝗮𝗿𝗹𝗼𝘄𝗲𝗌𝖺𝗂𝗍𝗈𝖻𝗋𝖾𝗇𝗇𝖾𝗋.
TAG DROP –– nalini kumar
「 ♡ 」 interactions. ↻ 𝗻𝗮𝗹𝗶𝗻𝗶𝗄𝗎𝗆𝖺𝗋.
「 ♡ 」 visage. ↻ 𝗻𝗮𝗹𝗶𝗻𝗶𝗄𝗎𝗆𝖺𝗋.
「 ♡ 」 prose. ↻ 𝗻𝗮𝗹𝗶𝗻𝗶𝗄𝗎𝗆𝖺𝗋.
「 ♡ 」 headcanons. ↻ 𝗻𝗮𝗹𝗶𝗻𝗶𝗄𝗎𝗆𝖺𝗋.
「 ♡ 」 edits. ↻ 𝗻𝗮𝗹𝗶𝗻𝗶𝗄𝗎𝗆𝖺𝗋.
「 ♡ 」 starters. ↻ 𝗻𝗮𝗹𝗶𝗻𝗶𝗄𝗎𝗆𝖺𝗋.
「 ♡ 」 answered. ↻ 𝗻𝗮𝗹𝗶𝗻𝗶𝗄𝗎𝗆𝖺𝗋.
「 ♡ 」 task. ↻ 𝗻𝗮𝗹𝗶𝗻𝗶𝗄𝗎𝗆𝖺𝗋.
「 ♡ 」 ask meme. ↻ 𝗻𝗮𝗹𝗶𝗻𝗶𝗄𝗎𝗆𝖺𝗋.
artist ask meme!!
1. what is your favorite color to work with?
2. who is your favorite character to draw?
3. what song(s) do you listen to when you do art?
4. how often do you draw?
5. digital or traditional?
6. tag your favorite artists/inspirations!
7. do you prefer sketching, outlining, or coloring?
8. show us at least 2-3 drawings from 1-2 years ago.
9. what drawing program do you use? (if the artist does digital art)
10. are you right or left handed?
11. warm or cool colors?
12. draw one of your favorite characters in 15 seconds.
14. what was something that you used to draw a lot that you don’t draw as much anymore?
15. when was the last time you did art?
From the artist ask game!! :)
📏 What’s your go-to canvas size?
🌈 Do you use more warm or cold colors?
📐 Whats your favorite kinds of lines to draw?
✨ How often do you draw?
🌗 Is night or day better for drawing?
Hope this isn't too many!
omggg thank you for sending me this!! I never did any of these asks games before so I’ll try my best :)
📏: My go to canvas size is usually 2480 x 2480, which is just an average square shape canvas. I usually use this to make a usually one subject in the center of the canvas and it takes up the least amount of storage. Right now, I'm trying to change the canvas shape recently to kinda create bigger doodle pages.
🌈: I mostly used warm colors! I really like how they look in warmer afternoon settings or just in general, feels better with the color palette that I would make for each character in a fanart or an oc.
📐: I'm not sure when it means by "lines" as in when making line art or sketching?? but I like making curves and hatched lines I suppose
✨: I would draw at least once a week, it used to be once a day but I have been busy lately so just squeezing in some time to draw either on or off of my computer or at least in a sketchbook. I know that I don't post until a month later but bare with me, I'm going to try to see if I can become more motivated with drawing digitally since work and study hours are nice but painful for me to find any free time.
🌗: I usually like drawing during time in the day or around dawn/dusk since I love the warmer colors and it feels nice to look at the sky sometimes, but I would be so glad to find time to experiment to draw in a night scene setting, that would be so pretty and romantic, hopefully more relaxing too <3
Again, Thank you so much for sending me one of these! I really hope in the future I can find more of these asks games and I'm glad to take time to write this down. :)
Character opinion bingo (Send characters please, haha.)
I wanna do this, too! Send an ask with a character from one of my fandoms (And the words ‘character bingo’ or something similar so I know) and I’ll do one for them, lol.
By default, I’ll also fill in the free space and give a small word vomit thing about my feelings about them.
Fandoms I’m part of/I’ll fill out a bingo card for:
Marvel comics
DC comics
The Boys
DHMIS
FNAF
Cuphead
She-rah and the Princesses of power
Disney? Dreamworks? Other similar companies? (Idk, do those count as fandoms?)
He-man/She-rah (Original, haven’t seen any of the He-man remakes, yet.)
Thundercats (Original, haven’t seen any remakes, yet.)
Hazbin Hotel/Helluva Boss
Cookie Run
Boku no hero academia/My hero academia
Doctor Who
Dragon Ball (Note: I haven’t seen all of DBSuper yet.)
MLP:FIM (Note: Nothing from 'a new generation’ or ‘Pony life’.)
Pokemon (Note: Haven’t played Scarlet/Violet yet.)
Undertale/Deltarune
Kipo: The age of Wonderbeasts
Arcane (Note: I don’t play League of legends, oops.)
The Dragon Prince
Jurassic Park/World
Slasher movie/Horror
Dead by Daylight
Send me asks with ships-
I’m bored, so if anyone wants to send me some [NON-PROSHIP] ships for this, feel free. (I’ll obviously only respond to ones from fandoms/involving characters that I’m familiar with, lol. Though, I’m familiar with quite a few fandoms/franchises not talked about yet on this blog, so, I guess just send what you think I might know?)
send a heart and a ship for a brief snippet!
❤️ first kiss / realization
🧡 kissing in bed / lazy kiss / cuddling
💛 reunion kiss / relief
💚 true love's kiss / magic kiss / healed
💙 drunken kiss / tipsy
💜 surprise kiss / impulsive kiss
💗 slow kiss / gentle kiss / inevitable / soft
💖 rough kiss / hot and heavy / making out
💕 kissing somewhere other than lips
💘 fake relationship / mutual pining / dared to kiss
🤎 multiple kisses / kisses all over / kiss after kiss
🤍 kiss at the wedding / milestone
🖤 kissing while crying / goodbye kiss / desperation
Send "🔨" and my muse will describe physical pain they have felt. Send "🔮" and they will describe emotional pain.
send 💍 for my muse to find a box with an engagement ring in it. send 👂 to overhear my muse talking about yours. send 💤 for my muse to say something about yours in their sleep. send📱for a voicemail my muse left yours. send 💻 for my muse’s reaction to your muse’s browser history. send 🌀 for my muse’s reaction to getting stuck in a storm with yours. send 👀 for the moment my muse realized they’re in love with yours.
Cuddles & Platonic Touch Meme
send a cuddles + a symbol or send touch plus a number
❋ Cuddling in bed.
✯ Cuddling on the couch.
☮ Your muse using my muse’s chest as a pillow.
☓ Resting against each other back to back.
✪ Cuddling on a recliner.
ø Tangling legs.
✒ Tangling legs while resting at opposite ends of the couch.
♪ Cuddling together for warmth.
✧ First time cuddling together.
ღ Your muse using my muse’s upper back as a pillow.
♮ Your muse using my muse’s lower back as a pillow.
❣ Your muse using my muse’s butt as a pillow.
♯ Our muses wake up in each others arms after accidentally falling asleep.
☺ Your muse uses my muse’s tummy as a pillow.
ッ Your muses uses my muse’s lap as a pillow.
♡ Our muses rub their cheeks together.
♋ Your muse is the big spoon.
‡ Your muse is the little spoon.
✌ Our muses start to playfully wrestle and it devolves into cuddles.
❂ Your muse just had a nightmare and needs cuddles to fall asleep again.
✉ Giving neck nuzzles.
✆ Receiving neck nuzzles.
♭ Pillow fort cuddles.
✂ Eskimo kisses.
♬ Cuddles and kisses combo pack.
Shoulder Clasp
Across the Shoulder hug
Hair Ruffle
Gentle headlock
Full body lean
Feet in lap
Head in lap
Hair petting
Ambush hug
Not so ambush hug
Pulling mine into their lap
Cheek kiss
Forehead kiss
Brushing hair out of mine’s face
Fixing shirt collar
Fixing shirt cuffs
Fixing a clothing tag
Tying shoes
Taking off shoes
Carrying while half asleep
Hand holding
Leaning their head on mine’s shoulder tiredly
Absently tracing patterns on the nearest exposed skin
Pushing glasses into place
Offering their drink
Offering their snack
Kissing the back of mine’s hand
Looping their arm around mine’s waist and leaning against mine’s back
Crawling into bed with
Using shoulder as a pillow
Pulling mine’s arm around their shoulder
Hair brushing
Brushing lint off of
Giving a foot massage
Giving a back massage
Giving a scalp massage
Rubbing circles on mine’s back
Sharing a secret smile
Booping the nose
Touching noses together
Resting foreheads together
Resting cheeks together
Sharing a blanket
Taking over mine’s seat while they’re in it
Poking with fingers/toes
Painting mine’s nails
Putting jewelry on mine
Doing mine’s hair
Pinkie promise
High five
Fist bump
Secret handshake
Hipcheck
Pulling mine into a dance
Initiate a tickle fight
✰ * º ❛ ‘the one the morning after’ sentence starters ❜
( as always, change the pronouns if needed!! )
‘ we figured that when we couldn’t find you, you had gone home to make up with her… which is probably what you should’ve done, huh? ’ ‘ i think we should address the more important question: how dumb are you? ’ ‘ we’re trying to rebuild a relationship here. how are we supposed to do that without being totally honest with each other? ’ ‘ i’m on board with the ‘total honesty’ thing, i am… just not about the stuff that’s going to get you in trouble. ’ ‘ nobody’s gonna benefit and you’re just gonna hurt her. ’ ‘ alright, look, if you absolutely have to tell her, at least wait till the timing’s right… and that’s what deathbeds are for. ’ ‘ for you information, this happens to be a pain like no man will ever experience. ’ ‘ i don’t think you can make that statement unless you’ve been kicked in an area that god only meant to be treated nicely. ’ ‘ i think women just have a lower threshold for pain than men, that’s all. ’ ‘ oh, that’s mature. ’ ‘ come on, talk to me – please. ’ ‘ talk to you? i can’t even look at you right now. ’ ‘ what are they talking about? ’ ‘ just get away from me! ’ ‘ it was a mistake! i made a mistake, okay? ’ ‘ you had sex with another woman. ’ ‘ i knew something had to be wrong because my fingernails did not grow at all yesterday. ’ ‘ i guess they had a fight and he got drunk… ’ ‘ you knew about this and you didn’t tell us? ’ ‘ he has sex and we get hit on our heads. ’ ‘ you know what? i want you to leave. just get out. now! ’ ‘ i want to stay. ’ ‘ i want to talk about this. ’ ‘ okay, alright… how was she, in bed? was she good? ’ ‘ come on! you said you wanted to talk about it, let’s talk about it! ’ ‘ oh, well don’t answer that. ’ ‘ nobody likes change. ’ ‘ should we do something? yeah… never cheat on her. ’ ‘ i’m sorry, okay? i’m sorry. ’ ‘ i was… i was disgusted with myself. ’ ‘ this morning i was so upset and when i got your message, i was so happy and all i wanted to do was get her out of my apartment as fast as possible. ’ ‘ whoa, whoa, whoa, wait a minute. what time did your little friend leave? oh my gosh. she was there… she was still there? she was in there when i was in there?! ’ ‘ oh! just! get! out!! ’ ‘ hey, hey, listen! the important thing is that she meant nothing to me. ’ ‘ and yet she was worth jeopardizing our relationship! ’ ‘ look, i didn’t think there was a relationship to jeopardize. i thought we were broken up. ’ ‘ we were on a break. ’ ‘ a break that, for all i knew, could last forever. that, to me, is a break up. ’ ‘ you think you’re gonna get out of this on a technicality? ’ ‘ i thought our relationship was dead. ’ ‘ you thought our relationship was dead? well, you sure had a hell of a time at the wake. ’ ‘ you know what, i don’t think we should listen to this anymore. ’ ‘ i ran all over the place to make sure that didn’t happen. ’ ‘ *sarcastically* oh, that is so sweet. i think i’m falling in love with you all over again. ’ ‘ wax the door shut. we’re never leaving, ever. ’ ‘ don’t you realize none of this would’ve ever have happened if i didn’t think, at that same moment, you were having sex with him? ’ ‘ alright, say i had slept with him. would you be able to forgive me? ’ ‘ you’d be okay if you knew that he had kissed me and been naked with me and made love to me? ’ ‘ i would still want to be with you because it’s… i mean, it’s you. ’ ‘ come on, tell me what you’re thinking. ’ ‘ i’m thinking… i’m gonna order a pizza. ’ ‘ we could eat the wax. it’s organic. ’ ‘ oh great – food with hair on it. ’ ‘ because -that- would be crazy? ’ ‘ they’re gonna get through this, aren’t they? c’mon, it’s (name) and (name). they’ve got to. ’ ‘ we’re gonna get through this, aren’t we? come on, it’s us. we’ve got to. ’ ‘ you think i need a new walk? ’ ‘ i’ve been walking the same way since high school. ’ ‘ you know how some guys – they walk into a room and everybody takes notice? i think i need a ‘take notice’ walk. ’ ‘ are you actually saying these words? ’ ‘ what, now you’re not even talking to me? ’ ‘ look, i’m sorry, okay? i’m sorry. i was out of my mind. ’ ‘ i thought i lost you… i didn’t know what to do. ’ ‘ how insane must i have been to do something like this? huh? ’ ‘ i don’t chat. that’s not me. ’ ‘ hey, it’s three in the morning. they don’t know that i’ve come home yet. you notice how neither one of them are wondering where i am. ’ ‘ yeah, some people can be so self-involved. ’ ‘ you know what? i’m not the one that wanted that ‘break,’ okay? ’ ‘ you’re the one that bailed on us. you’re the one that ran the moment things got a little rough. ’ ‘ do you want to fight for us, or do you want to bail? ’ ‘ i did a terrible, stupid, stupid thing and i’m sorry. i wish i could take it back, but i can’t. ’ ‘ i just can’t see us throwing away something we know is so damn good. ’ ‘ i love you so much. ’ ‘ no, don’t! you can’t just kiss me and think you’ll make it all go away. it doesn’t work that way. it doesn’t just make it better. ’ ‘ i think you should go. i really think you need to go now. ’ ‘ this morning you said there was nothing so big that we couldn’t work past together. there’s got to be a way we can look past this. ’ ‘ i can’t imagine… i can’t imagine my life without you. ’ ‘ i can’t imagine… i can’t imagine my life without you. you know, without these arms… and your face and your heart. your good heart. ’ ‘ no, i can’t! you’re a totally different person to me now. ’ ‘ i used to think of you as somebody that would never, ever, hurt me, ever. ’ ‘ and now i just can’t stop picturing you with her. i can’t. it doesn’t matter what you say or what you do. it’s just changed everything… forever. ’ ‘ it’s just changed everything… forever. ’ ‘ this… this can’t be it. ’ ‘ they’ve been quiet for a long time. maybe she killed him. ’ ‘ is that your new walk? ’ ‘ no, i really have to pee. ’ ‘ well, we never actually kind of got to dinner… no, we kind of broke up instead. ’ ‘ yeah, we got our problems, but i really wanna make it work. ’ ‘ this whole break up thing is stupid and i’m just so sorry i put you through it. and i, you know, i don’t want to get back together over the phone. so, i love you, and you know what? i’m gonna go to bed now, but on my way to work in the morning, i’m gonna stop by around 8:30. ’ ‘ what kind of puppy do you think i should get? ’ ‘ good luck with your girlfriend! ’ ‘ so, what do you say? can i be your girlfriend again? ’ ‘ why are you moping your ceiling? ’ ‘ wow, i have the spirit of an old indian woman living in my ceiling. ’ ‘ don’t judge me too much, okay? ’ ‘ i saw this informercial, and i swear to you, i’ve never, ever bought anything on tv before… except for this mop. ’ ‘ you did a bad thing! ’
friends with benefits sentence starters:
“what are we, nerds trying to look at boobies?”
“i’m your boss, give me your pants.”
“i love that outfit, you look so sexy in that.”
“i’m fully aware of your allergies.”
“here’s an idea, next time, instead of being late, just shit on my face.”
“you said i was your soulmate.”
“work doesn’t reassure you that liking a finger up your ass doesn’t make you gay.”
“but you’re actually really emotionally damaged.”
“you have really big eyes and it freaks me out sometimes.”
“why do relationships start off so fun, and then turn into suck a bag of dicks?”
“i’m just gonna’ shut myself down emotionally.”
“i’m gonna’ change your life. i’m that girl.”
“i could post a video of me mixing cake batter with my boobs and it would get eight million hits.”
“what are you, a gazelle?”
“don’t be the guy who shit the bed.”
“puppy dog eyes. nice touch.”
“wanna’ get this guy out of my face before i break his fucking skull?”
“you don’t fucking know me man.”
“i took his virginity.”
“does the carpet match the drapes?”
“run gazelle! run!”
“i have this thing at work. it’s called google.”
“if you tell anyone about this i will rip your ears off and staple them to your neck.”
“everyone in this city seems really violent.”
“do you want to get your shit out of my car or what?”
“go and fuck a dick.”
“i’d love to take you out one night and trawl for cock.”
“we can tear this shit up.”
“hey, no skin. more pipe for me.”
“you sure you’re not gay?”
“i’m not fucking asking you out i swear to god.”
“god, you’re such a girl.”
“girl, you are preaching to the congregation.”
“this shit is amazing.”
“i love that sunsets make you cry.”
“i wish my life was a movie sometimes.”
“god, i miss sex.”
“hold me, let’s spend the rest of our lives together.”
“i don’t even know if i find you attractive.”
“i do have a thing for jerks.”
“i liked your eyes. i didn’t think i’d ever seen such big beautiful eyes.”
“and your lips, yeah, i thought you might be a good kisser.”
“you swear you don’t want anything from me other than sex?”
“you have a bible app?”
“no relationship. no emotions. just sex.”
“come on, okay, you’re beautiful. you have nothing to be insecure about.”
“that is way too emotionally supportive and you need to just lock that down.”
“your ass is a little bony.”
“i sneeze sometimes after i come.”
“feet gross me out. daddy issues.”
“what are you trying to do, dig your way to china?”
“nobody wants to fuck obama.”
“what are you my fucking therapist now?”
“every time you curse, you blink. like your body’s rejecting the word.”
“as a sign of rebellion, you got a tattoo.”
“harry potter doesn’t make you gay!”
“my butt is cramping can you grab a pillow?”
“do you feel manly now?”
“are you pooping?”
“all you have at home is drinkable yoghurt.”
“it was like talking to dirt.”
“i’m starving, you got any gin?”
“i’ve turned down more tail than you’ll ever have.”
“me likes cock, so i’m strickily dickily.”
“i’ve been in love, i went down that rabbit hole.”
“one day, you will meet someone and it will literally take your breath away. like no oxygen in yours lungs. like a fish.”
“i told him you were my gay best friend.”
“he smells like a girl.”
“the sneak out. how incredibly cliché of you.”
“no, go fuck yourself.”
“trust me, you don’t suck in bed.”
“forget the douche, he’s a dick. he’s a dickdouche.”
“get your feet off my bed, they’re disgusting.”
“we’re one of these crazy families that don’t lie to eachother, pbs is doing a documentary on us.”
“nobody cares, you sound like an asshole.”
“i just need you to be my friend right now.”
“okay, so i’ll listen to you while you give me a handjob.”
“i’m a magician, not a wizard. you and your gay harry potter.”
“you can’t deny going to hogwarts would be life changing.”
“all that matters is how you look at him.”
“i haven’t seen you this dumb since you got that candy corn tattoo.”
“you wanna’ be happy? find someone you like and never let them go.”
“are you pissed off at me because i didn’t cuddle?”
“i actually thought you were different.”
“with friends like you who needs friends?”
“i have the perfect body for photoshop.”
“my prince charming? you.”
“if you even think there’s a chance she might be it, fix it.”
“if i ever see you again, i’ll crush your earlobes and make soup stock out of them.”
“it’s some prince charming shit though, right?”
“i want my best friend back, because i’m in love with her.”
“on one condition. kiss me.”
‘ Gordon Ramsay ’ Quotes Starters
Warning!! A lot of cursing.
❝ It’s fucking RRAAAWWWWW! ❞ ❝ Fucking idiot. ❞ ❝ You best be jokin’. ❞ ❝ Don’t billshit me! ❞ ❝ Donkey! ❞ ❝ I wouldn’t feed that to my dog. ❞ ❝ I wouldn’t serve that on DEATH ROW! ❞ ❝ Come the fuck on! ❞ ❝ FUCK OFF! ❞ ❝ Tastes like it’s been microwaved. ❞ ❝ ITS FROZEN AND RRAAAWWWWW! ❞ ❝ YOU CAN’T STORE COOK MEAT AND RAW MEAT TOGETHER YOU FUCKING IDIOT! ❞ ❝ THOSE POOR BASTARDS! ❞ ❝ Disgusting! ❞ ❝ In fifteen minutes, I will clear all that furniture and put it back in my van. And this shit here, I’ll put it back in there. ❞ ❝ How the fuck did you burn ice-cream?! ❞ ❝ I’ll get you more pumpkin, and I’ll ram it right up your fucking ass. Would you like it whole, or diced? ❞ ❝ There is more olive oil on this than Popeye’s dick! ❞ ❝ You put so much ginger in this, it’s a Weasley. ❞ ❝ ____, You’re a first class cunt. ❞ ❝ Hey! Excuse me, Madam! Fuck me?! How about fuck you! ❞ ❝ I swear to god, this is the kind of shit you expect Tiger Woods to T-off with. ❞ ❝ If I tell you to get out there I don’t give a fuck if you got a thong up your fat crack. GET OUT THERE! ❞ ❝ Don’t whistle at me I’m not your fucking dog, you look more like a dog than I do. ❞ ❝ You’re cooking in a burned pan you fucking dick! ❞ ❝ I’m watching you like a fucking hawk, you know why? *Whispers in ear* I want you out. ❞ ❝ You seriously surprised me…. Of how shit you are. ❞ ❝ You act like the female version of Hannibal Lecter. ❞ ❝ I’m done standing here with a bunch of idiots. Fuck you all. ❞ ❝ What we are waiting on? I’M ON SOME FUCKING TALENT!! ❞ ❝ I’m calling out orders, and you’re confused! And you’re confused! And you’re at the end of your dick! ❞ ❝ It’s like a bison’s penis! What is that shit?! ❞ ❝ Right now? I rather eat poodle shit than put that in my mouth. ❞ ❝ Where’s the lamb SAUCE!? ❞ ❝ Fuck off you useless sack of fucking Yankee Danky Doodle shit. ❞ ❝ Fucking sue me. ❞
Marina and The Diamonds Sentence Starter Meme
“all i ever wanted was the world..”
“the only time you open up is when we undress.”
“you still mean everything to me.”
“you can count on me to misbehave.”
“pull me closer and kiss me hard.”
“oh i’m a guilty one.”
“you may be good looking but you’re not a piece of art.”
“i’m happy cooking dinner in the kitchen for my husband.”
“you can’t pin me down.”
“i don’t love you and no i don’t care.”
“i could treat you better but i’m not that smart.”
“was i meant to feel happy that my life was just about to change?”
“these people are weird in here.”
“i’m gonna make you fall.”
“i said goodbye when i shouldn’t have said it.”
“i left it cold, i left it dead.”
“i’m obsessed with silence.”
“it isn’t fair and isn’t right..”
“you’ve been active awful tough lately.”
“you can do better than that.”
“i’m the girl you’d die for.”
“i live my life inside a dream.”
“i’ve had my share of beautiful men.”
“are you satisfied with an average life?”
“love is all i fear.”
“you’re just another in a long line of men she screwed.”
“i’m not afraid of god.”
“did i really deserve it?”
“if i fail i’ll fall apart!”
“you’re a coward till the end.”
“i don’t belong to anyone who calls me homewrecker.”
“i love that he pretends to care.”
“i never fall asleep when you’re in my bed.”
“do you want to be with someone like me?”
“hop into the back seat baby, i’ll show you some fun.”
“i feel like i’m the worst so i always act like i’m the best.”
“real life has no appeal.”
“it’s okay to say you’ve got a weak spot.”
“underneath it all we’re just savages.”
“don’t care if you think i’m dumb, i don’t care at all.”
“i send my best regards from hell.”
“you don’t love me… big fucking deal.”
“it’s my problem if i have no friends and feel i want to die.”
“i’m the one who left you, you’re not the one who left me.”
“i’m never gonna give you anything you expect.”
“i would sell my sorry soul if i could have it all.”
“all you ever think about are sick ideas involving me.”
“i’m gonna leave you drowning until you reach for my hand.”
kissy sentence starters.
“ is it bad i really want to kiss you right now? ” “ do me a favor, kiss my ass. ” “ they can all just kiss my ass. ” “ i kissed someone today. ” “ i kissed a girl/boy and i liked it. ” “ kissing burns calories you know. ” “ my lips really want to meet yours. ” “ so are we going to kiss or not? ” “ i sent you a bunch of kiss emojis. ” “ don’t talk, just kiss me. ” “ i really enjoyed our kiss last night. ” “ you make me want to kiss you. ” “ you owe me a kiss. ” “ pucker up. ” “ read my lips, no. ” “ your eyes say no but your lips say yes. ” “ i just want to kiss you. ” “ i miss your lips. ” “ give me a kiss. ” “ blow a kiss my way for good luck. ” “ ever kiss in the rain? ” “ ever kiss under water? ” “ it was just a kiss, that’s all. ” “ a kiss doesn’t mean anything. ” “ i love when our lips meet. ” “ where do you want me to kiss you? ” “ i want to either kiss you or kill you right now. ” “ did you really just kiss him/her? ” “ friends aren’t allowed to kiss one another. ” “ kiss me one more time. ” “ want to make out? ” “ you’re a terrible kisser. ” “ teach me how to kiss? ” “ i remember our first kiss. ” “ your lips are calling my name. ” “ let’s just kiss already. ”
SEND ME A SHIP and I’ll tell you:
Who said “I love you” first
Who would have the other’s picture as their phone background
Who leaves notes written in fog on the bathroom mirror
Who buys the other cheesy gifts
Who initiated the first kiss
Who kisses the other awake in the morning
Who starts tickle fights
Who asks who if they can join the other in the shower
Who surprises the other in the middle of the day at work with lunch
Who was nervous and shy on the first date
Who kills/takes out the spiders
Who loudly proclaims their love when they’re drunk
ship meme: christmas edition
adelinehatter:
fandomemes:
send me a ship & I’ll answer the following:
who starts putting up decorations in october?
who buys the advent calendars?
who places mistletoes all around the house?
who wraps the presents for other people?
who puts the final star/angel on the top of the christmas tree?
who’s the one that hates eggnog?
who’s the one that bakes christmas cookies for guests?
who sends out the christmas cards?
who knows all the words to twelve days of christmas?
who’s the better snowman builder?
who starts snowball fights?
who’s the one that wakes the other on christmas morning by playing christmas songs really loudly?
otp question meme
send me a pairing & a number, then I’ll tell you:
Who is the most affectionate?
Big spoon/Little spoon?
Most common argument?
Favorite non-sexual activity?
Who is most likely to carry the other?
What is their favorite feature of their partner’s?
What’s the first thing that changes when they realize they have feelings for the other?
Nicknames? & if so, how did they originate?
Who worries the most?
Who remembers what the other one always orders at a restaurant?
Who tops?
Who initiates kisses?
Who reaches for the other’s hand first?
Who kisses the hardest?
Who wakes up first?
Who wants to stay in bed just a little longer?
Who says I love you first?
Who leaves little notes in the other’s one lunch? (Bonus: what does it usually say?)
Who tells their family/friends about their relationship first?
What do their family/friends think of their relationship?
Who is more likely to start dancing with the other?
Who cooks more/who is better at cooking?
Who comes up with cheesy pick up lines?
Who whispers inappropriate things in the other’s ear during inappropriate times?
Who needs more assurance?
What would be their theme song?
Who would sing to their child back to sleep?
What do they do when they’re away from each other?
one headcanon about this OTP that breaks your heart
one headcanon about this OTP that mends it
Winter & Holiday Starters ❄️
Send one and I’ll write a starter based on:
⛄️ – our muses build a snowman together ❄️ – our muses get snowed in and the electricity goes out 🍗 – our muses have to cook a holiday dinner together 🍷– our muses wake up hungover after an office party and don’t remember what happened ✈️ – our muses go on a holiday vacation together 🎅 – one of our muses is dressed as santa and the other sits in their lap 💔 – our muses are both single on christmas 🎄 – our muses decorate for christmas 🍪 – our muses bake cookies together 🎁 – our muses exchange presents 🎤 – one of our muses tries to get the other to sing christmas carols 💋 – our muses kiss under the mistletoe ⛸️ – our muses go ice skating 👼 – our muses go to church services 💲 – our muses go to the mall together to shop for presents ⭐– our muses get dressed up for a holiday party
send me a symbol and i will write a drabble about my muse from the point of view of…
FAMILY
♂ - … My muse’s father ♀ - … My muse’s mother ⚥ - … My muse’s sibling ❦ - … My muse’s child ❤ - … My muse’s significant other ¿ - … A member of my muse’s extended family
FRIENDS
✰ - … My muse’s best friend ✦ - … Someone my muse admires ✧ - … Someone who admires my muse ✐ - … My muse’s favorite coworker/classmate ← - … My muse’s childhood friend ⌚ - … A friend my muse has not met yet
OTHERS
✉ - … My muse’s neighbor ✍ - … My muse’s boss ☼ - … Someone my muse sees every day ✈ - … Someone my muse commutes with ✂ - … Someone who dislikes my muse ↥ - … Someone who is attracted to my muse
SELF
♡ - … My muse’s younger self ♥ - … My muse’s older self ✘ - … An AU version of my muse ✿ - … My muse on a good day ♠ - … My muse on a bad day ✞ - Any version of my muse (asker specifies)
Send me an OTP
(or OT3 or friendship just… relationships ok?)
and I will give you my headcanon of:
Who’s the messiest one:
Who feels the most uncomfortable about PDA:
Who’s the funniest drunk:
Who texts the most:
Who has the most embarrassing taste in music:
Who reads the most:
Who’s better with kids:
Who’s the one that fixes things around the house:
Who’s got the weirdest hobby:
Who cooks and who cleans up:
moodboard meme
send me one of the following symbols and i’ll make a moodboard for my character.
✿ for a general moodboard about my muse
💛 for a moodboard about our muses’ relationship
❤ for a moodboard about a romantic relationship of my muse
💗 for a moodboard about another significant relationship in my muse’s life
💕 for a moodboard on my muse’s view on romantic and/or sexual relationships
👗 for a moodboard about my muse’s fashion style
👶 for a moodboard about my muse’s childhood
🏠 for a moodboard about my muse’s home aesthetics
🍕 for a moodboard about my muse’s favorite foods
👮 for a moodboard about my muse’s occupation
Send me a ...
✦ to learn about my character’s family
♒ to learn about my character’s childhood
⌨ to learn about my character’s education
❤ to learn about my character’s past relationships
♣ to learn about my character’s wardrobe
☀ to learn about my character’s hobbies
☢ to learn about my character’s phobias
♬ to learn about my character’s music taste
✏ to learn about my character’s reading habits
❈ to learn about my character’s eating habits
◜ create ◇ ask memes ◞
send any of the following symbols to get a creation. be sure to specify muse and/or ship. i have linked templates for the edits if that helps.
{ ♪ } —- send this to get a playlist for my character.
{ ♬ } —- send this to get a playlist for our ship.
{ ⊙ } —- send this to get an aesthetic for my character.
{ ◎ } —- send this to get an aesthetic for our ship.
{ ♚ } —- send this to get an instagram edit for my character.
{ ♔ } —- send this to get a twitter edit for my character.
{ ❄ } —- send this to get a crackship for our ship.
{ ◐ } —- send this to get a pantone edit for my character.
{ ◒ } —- send this to get a pantone edit for our ship.
{ ♤ } —- send this for a wildcard! creation for my character ( dealer’s choice. )
{ ♧ } —- send this for a wildcard! creation for our ship ( dealer’s choice. )
Put ☎ in my ask for your muses info in my muses phone:
NAME:
RINGTONE:
PICTURE:
LAST TEXT RECEIVED:
LAST TEXT SENT:
☾ cute character questions ☽
the basics:
name: age: zodiac sign: one good trait: one bad trait:
habits:
one bad habit: one good habit: one habit they can’t break: one they’ve broken: what they’re afraid of:
family:
their parents names: their siblings names: favorite childhood memory: favorite childhood toy: embarrassing story: favorite family member: a story about that family member:
what they prefer:
coffee or tea? showering in the day or night? taking baths or taking showers? tv or movies? writing or reading? platonic or romantic love? iced tea or lemonade? ice cream or smoothies? cupcakes or cake? beach or mountains?
favorites:
song: band: outfit: place: memory: person: movie: show:
different headcanon questions!!
1. What are three Netflix shows that they’ve rated five stars? 2. Where do they prefer to read? On the sofa, in bed, at a table, on the porch, in a cafe? 3. Do they like to play games? What kind of games: video, card, board? What are some of their favorites? 4. What’s their food weakness? What food can they never turn down? 5. Do they prefer movies or TV shows? Why? 6. What holiday is their favorite? Which is their least favorite? 7. What’s their diet like? Are they vegetarian, vegan? Do they have any food allergies that make them have a special diet? 8. What sort of toys did they play with as a child? 9. How often do they go grocery shopping? Do they tend to do one large trip, or smaller ones throughout the week? 10. Do they eat breakfast? What’s a typical breakfast look like for them? 11. Do they like going to museums? What type of museums do they like to go to? Art, science, historical; interactive, quiet, a mix? 12. How do they organize their books? Alphabetical by author, by title? By size, color, date published? Is there any rhyme or reason? 13. Have they ever been do Disney World/Land, or any other amusement park? What do they prefer to do at them: go on the rides, play the games, eat the food? 14. How do they eat their popcorn? What do they put on it? 15. When do they pay their bills? As soon as the bill comes in? At the last moment? Or are most of their bills automatically taken out of their account? 16. What time do they normally go to bed? How many hours of sleep do they usually need to function in the morning? 17. Do they have cable, or do they rely mostly on Netflix, Hulu, and other streaming services? 18. What is their preferred weather? What would be a perfect weather day? 19. Are they more of a snacker throughout the day, or they eat three meals and call it a day? 20. Have they ever had an imaginary friend? 21. What were they a part of in high school/college, if they went? Were they a part of any clubs, did they play any sports? What clique would they have been considered a part of? 22. Do they have a favorite restaurant? How often do they go to it, and what’s their usual order? 23. How do they prefer to watch movies? In the theater, on a streaming site, from an owned DVD/digital download, rented from somewhere? 24. Do they watch any sports? What are they a fan of, and what teams do they root for? Do they watch the games/matches on TV or do they try to be there for some in person? Do they just catch the highlights on their phone later on? 25. What do they prefer to do in the summertime? Do they like going to the beach, do they prefer camping, staying in the city? Do they like to stay indoors and away from the heat?