Ask Zhanna - Blog Posts

I drew this a while back!! there's you!!

Ah, miss Pauling. I suppose she deserves recognition as well. And is that woman who helped us to kill all of the robots back when I first joined mercenaries? She was great, I hope to meet her again soon so we may fight!

*places a small frog in the palm of your hand*

Why do you give me this small creature? Is this a message or bad omen?

Honestly idk how to draw you but here you go!

I look great in this artistic rendition of me. I will put it on wall next to Jane's many portraits!

zhanna I'm related to birds

Da! You are incredible example of evolution, is fascinating. That being said the bird you are related to have better not be goose.

Got any cool stories?? I also bet you have very cool battle scars

Yes, very much! Jane and I once visited old roomate of his. Moment he saw Jane he tried to call police. I stopped him by snapping his neck but Jane insisted we leave anyways. Apparently strange man was a magician. His loss, we were trying to give him gift of raccoon. I'd like to say I have cool battle scars, but Zhanna has not yet come across a creature strong enough to leave one. Except for medic, but that is surgery scar, not battle.

[boom explosion explosion boom boom]

HELLO

can i fight you :3

Yes, of course you can!

HELLO ZHANNA! I HAVE COME ON JANE’S BEHALF TO DELIVER PRESENTS TO YOU FOR NO APPARENT REASON!!!

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HAVE A NICE DAY!

-Blu soldier

Hm. Gifts are nice, but you can not make me trust you! You are Blu scum! I will name the raccoon, lieutenant scratch, and eagle, junior.

Hey Zhanna what’s Your favorite type of flower?

I think lilacs are pretty nice.

Tell soldier when you wake up that I will send you guys some bread because yes and America 🇺🇸🇺🇲🇺🇸🇺🇲🇺🇸🇺🇲🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇲🦅🇺🇲🦅🦅🇺🇲🦅🇺🇲🦅🇺🇲🦅🇺🇲🦅🇺🇲🦅🇺🇲🦅🇺🇲🦅🇺🇲🦅🦅🇺🇲🦅🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫

Thank you. Jane told me about time he mutated bread into a large beast. I hope to also experience these shenanigans once I join the team.

Opinions on purses?

They are convenient for carrying rations, honey and other useful items but I think they should be more fire resistant.

Zhanna you’re so pretty <3

Da. Thank you.

you remind me of my mother haw haw

Why?

I think your brother is dead

Impossible. Mikhail has lived through years in gulag and killed bears with bare hands. He can not die.

What do you think about the BLU soldier?

He committed identity theft on my husband. I am very excited to become offical mercenary so that I may beat him to death many times.

Correction: fiance

Hey Zhanna! Would you like some tea? (it's orange blossom!)

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I have never had tea before, but I will try it.

Hey Zhanna! Glad to see you joining the fun! I am nowhere near strong enough to fight you, but maybe I will in the future.

Have a nice day :)

(That goes for you too mod)

Da, that sounds great. Getting stronger is not only good for your health, but I as well. Both very important things.

Hey Zhanna! I haven't met you yet—I was wondering, do you like hand-to-hand combat only, or would you be willing to sword duel?

@thefencertf2

A sword you say? I fear I may be too powerful if given a weapon, but if you are brave enough to try anyways, who am I to decline.

!!SURPRISE HUG!!

Hello mysterious unamed person. Are you attempting to restrain me? Ha, is feeble attempt, but Zhanna appriciates anyways!

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What is this? Well whatever it is it looks strong. Allow me to spar with it!

Hello Zhanna! How are you today? Also you're very pretty :D

I am good. I beat up the scout thinking he was rodent. That was fun. Thank you for the compliment to my beauty. I find that Jane's ear necklace really completes me.

Hello, my name is Zhanna. Jane told me his co-workers were on here letting random people ask them questions. Sounds fun, and like good way to pass time while I wait for paperwork to become offical mercenary to arrive.

Fight challenges are greatly appriciated. There are no bears in new Mexico, which is appriciated because it means Zhanna no longer has to eat them, but also means Zhanna has no worthy fighting partner besides Jane. Jane is often busy killing men though. This makes me happy, but also sad because I miss him.

Goodbye

Hello I am the mod!

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Enjoy your stay!