Ava Green - Blog Posts
Red: Which way did Green go?
Yellow: Well, based on the direction of the wind, the broken sticks in the corner, and the slight disturbance in the dirt, I'd guess they went left.
Red: You could really figure it out from that?
Yellow: No, you idiot, Green sent me a text.
Green: *holding a salt packet* It’s just a little sodium chloride.
Yellow: Actually Green, it’s salt.
Green: That’s what I said, sodium chloride.
Yellow: Uh Green, that would be salt.
Yellow: *takes salt packer from Green* This is iodized table salt, which in addition to sodium chloride contains anti-caking agents and potassium iodate, which is added to prevent iodine deficiency. So not only are you being overly pretentious by insisting on using scientific terminology for everyday items, you are factually wrong. Your arrogance is your downfall, you annoying little shit.
Yellow: How are we supposed to put a tracker the size of a penny on Red without them noticing?
Green: Hey, Red, I bet you 5 bucks that you can't swallow this penny.
Red: *takes and swallows tracker* Pay up, loser.
Yellow: ...
Yellow: I had to pick up Red early.
Blue: That’s alright. Have they been sick?
Yellow: No, not sick, they’re just very upset because they’ve had a hard day.
Blue: Wait, why did they have a hard day?
Yellow: They took their two pet snails to school with them today, and they had the snails in their book bag. They let out the snails by the sink in the back of the classroom for some exercise, and someone visiting the class that day thought they were snails that had come inside from the playground, so they threw Red’s snails out the window.
Blue: Oh my god.
Yellow: I know you are laughing, Blue, but please act sad about it when we get home today.
Blue: I’ll try but that is hilarious.
Yellow: Yeah, I know. Stupid pet snails.
Yellow: I’m trying not to let Red see me laugh.
Green, holding in their laughter: Hey, how do you ask a glass of water what it’s doing?
Yellow: A glass of water is an inanimate object. Therefore, it's incapable of having a thought process or understanding basic human language.
Green:
Green: Water you doing?
5. Sticks Behind the Scene: Certified Spoiler
Red has Tom-Holland level of spoiling.
4. Sticks Behind the Scenes: “I almost died by THE Mango Tango”
(Can you guess which specific frame that first panel is supposed to be?)
The Color Gang were only supposed to be “hit” by the staff’s special effects, so, MT “fought” with the staff using full force. Only when the script asks for physical hits does MT pull fake punches.
3. Sticks Behind the Scene: Casting King
Yes. King is basically inspired by THAT Keanu. And if you don't know who that is, just imagine that Mango is a hollywood-level actor.
(Considering that the Color Gang are fighting sticks, I think that they would love the Wick movies!)
Sticks Behind the Scene: Virablade Shenanigans (actor au)
If those two (and mango and alan) ever knew who broke it…
Fanboys~✨✨
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