wayne, in a high voice, holding barbie: hey ken! I was thinking about going back to school and starting a career!
chosen, in a deep voice, holding ken: nonsense, barbie. you’re staying home and having my kids
dark: what the fuck are you guys doing?
wayne: playing systemic oppression
*The group is getting into the car*
wayne: I’m driving.
chosen, out of view: Shotgun!
dark, turning to face chosen: Aww! But you had it on the way here-
Everyone except chosen: WOAH-
chosen, holding a shotgun: No! I found a shotgun! And I want the front seat! *Pumps gun*
wayne: How's the sexiest person here~?
chosen: I don't know, how are they~?
wayne, flustered: I-
dark, from across the room: I'm doing great, thanks!
dark: Naturally, we are on the cutting edge of technology.
chosen, amazed: Wow...
wayne, to chosen: Well what does that mean?
chosen: I don't know.
chosen, to dark: What does that mean?
wayne: Here’s a fun Christmas idea. We hang mistletoe, but instead of kissing, you have to FIGHT whoever else is under it.
chosen: wayne no.
dark: Mistlefoe.
chosen: Please stop encouraging them.
wayne, whispering to chosen, who’s on the phone with dark: Ask them something!
chosen: How are you feeling?
dark: Fine.
wayne: Something personal!
chosen: At what age did you first get your period?
wayne, at a restaurant: You guys should get the orange soda, it's amazing.
chosen: Okay
Waiter: Can I get you guys anything to drink?
wayne: Orange soda, please!
chosen: I'll have the strawberry soda.
dark: Me too, strawberry soda.
wayne:
*wayne and dark sitting in jail together*
dark: So who should we call?
wayne: I’d call chosen, but I feel safer in jail