I haven't drawn on my phone in a long time >_0
the literal definition of trying to be who I thought you'd need.
see. the issue is what maggie n nina pointed out after three days of knowing aziraphale and crowley. they don’t talk. they don’t communicate. they love each other, sure. they banter and have meals and drinks and would die for each other. but they spend so much of their relationship inferring how the other feels. assuming what the other wants. aziraphale assumed crowley wanted to be an angel again. crowley assumed aziraphale would be able to give up being one. they don’t have a middle ground bc they didn’t know one was necessary
gay people can never just plainly say I love you it's always gotta be shit like "I forgive you" bitch stfu your husband is leaving the house *the bookshop* do something
good omens season 2 finale is the best ending they could have give.everything seeming to work out in the end,gabriel getting his memory back,the literal duke of hell and the archangel getting together,them going off to distance stars to love each other,the significance of the song Everyday, hell and heaven stoping the fight and resigning for the foreseeable future,metatron stopping angels from hurting aziraphale,crowley realising he can say his love outloud now and he's going to goddammit,aziraphale getting recognized by heaven authorities for the first time in his existence,being offered of his dream job and he's going to refuse it in the first sight cause he wants to be with crowley no matter but the gift horse is getting bigger,including crowley in heaven by his side,CROWLEY IN HEAVEN AS AN ANGEL ONCE AGAIN LIKE HE HIMSELF INTERNALLY WANTS.but it all crambles cause they terribly misunderstood each other.crowley thought aziraphale would, *wants* to choose heaven over him INSTEAD of him and he gets defensive acting like the idealism aziraphale is showing is ridiculous and unimportant. aziraphale was never fond of hell or it's ways but it's light as feather to voice them without so much regard,without ever thinking maybe it will hurt crowley(cause when he voices hell isn't enough crowley thinks HE isn't enough) when he secured the job of being the leader of "good" they are oh so horrifyingly scared to get hurt they make one another the knife they turn inside themselves.and oh also THE KISS ofc
ALARMS WEWOWEWOOO CROWLEY WAS IN THE BOOKSHOP THAT NIGHT, THE SAME NIGHT AZIRAPHALE CAME BACK FROM EDINBURGH.THEY STAYED TOGETHER ALL NIGHT. SLEEPING ON THE COUCH TOGETHER.(cause yk Jim took the only bed and angels and demons definetely need sleep ☝️)
OH oh OK he is definitely the dom in bed alright
OK theory time:remember how in the 16th century,on the rehearsal of Shakespeare's play we learn they help each other with miracles, the last one crowley wants from aziraphale being something to do in Scotland (if I remember correctly) and the records that keep turning into "Everyday" is from a pub from Edinburgh? yes, I think it's their "shared" magic that have gotto do with this "Clue"
P.S:I just watched the first two episodes of season two so no spoilers please
literally I just saw the sneak peek 30 minutes ago how yall so fast ALSO look at how aziraphale looks guiltily at crowley under his brows aww
#This season is the best thing that happened to me
I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING AT THE NEW SNEAK PEEK 😭she asked how's your naked man with her whole chest and this is aziraphale hyperventilating and crowley going "BITCH WHO I WASN'T THERE LAST WEEK "
THE PUPPY DISASTER GOT WHAT HE WANTED
we need to talk about the fact that for many of the posters in season one, they are literally on opposite sides and/or have a dividing line between them
and now they're literally crossed over in some way for the season 2 posters
THEY'RE LITERALLY ON THEIR OWN SIDE NOW, PEOPLE!
CAN WE TALK ABOUT THIS?
live reaction of my man trying to keep it cool when asked why he isn't sipping mimosa by the beaches of Alpha Centauri
I'm crying, you're crying, everyone is crying(You're My Best Friend by Queen plays softly in the background)
he is in great need of finding aziraphale he even slipps and uses god's name in hope for salvation...
we open the episode with You're My Best Friend by Queen and witness crowley coming back a 3rd. THIRD. time to ask aziraphale to escape together(honestly for someone this emotionally closed, Aziraphale is astonishingly good at making Crowley a desperate dog,a puppy disaster if you will :)
the lyrics that follows might indicate him asking for forgiveness after speaking this sentence
or we can think that aziraphale never took offense(and that crowley knew that) bc well cause he isn't pretty believable when he's angry with azi💀 and throws tantrums like a 3 year old.this makes us think he might be waiting for an apology from aziraphale for making him act the way he has, for making him miserable for the past few days
do you guys think this is right after noah's arc or they just wanted to enjoy the rhythmic motion of the sea together for no apparent reason... other than the g- the g word up there
Two bros, chilling on cliff near the ocean, five feet apart cause they're not gay
look at him.look at his little denial smile when somebody calls crowley his boyfriend.and look at that smile fading when he process his not-not-lover is in trouble
on my "crowley is such a loser failboy when it comes to aziraphale" shit once again
first of all we gotta acknowledge the fact it was so so incredibly brave of my boy crowley to voice words like "us", "our" and "we". can you imagine a demon that had fallen even before time had begun pledges indirect royalty to you almost forever, after the worlds you both have known perishes and because you are aziraphale you freak out and reject him in an unsalvageable way ✨
he apologises like a gaslighter fuck boy who is about to go cheat once again but look at my boy being in awe and like star struck _('₺"(4#4674#÷©~¢™;¥`®¢™`
how can you, aziraphale,a being that hasn't had any temporary long term companion other than the guy who has been by your side for 6000 years;be so cruel to exact same person
as a think piece I believe this was azi's most brutal act up to today.not just for crowley but for his actions in all the universe as whole,how the people who knows us best makes our worst side come through.not only do I think the fact that crowley making his want "to be together no matter what" most obviously in the time they'd known each other made aziraphale so angry and antagonising because of denial also he spews all the hatred he received, all the downturn glares,of all the things he done while he questioned righteousness of it cause he been told it's an order.it's a breakdown that hasn't happened in thousand years from the gaze that can't hold eye contact while yelling to admitting they were one against all,against the world once upon a time but now it ended that it's over.(once again gonna applause crowley for the intense bravery that bordered on stupidity, he knew honorable aziraphale would never accept running away to save his own ass but he still tried)
first of all we gotta acknowledge the fact it was so so incredibly brave of my boy crowley to voice words like "us", "our" and "we". can you imagine a demon that had fallen even before time had begun pledges indirect royalty to you almost forever, after the worlds you both have known perishes and because you are aziraphale you freak out and reject him in an unsalvageable way ✨
just right before this moment crowley offers him a ride in 3 different ways THREE different times
do you reckon he just meant the speed of the car or something something how crowley wants to take this bond to another level and aziraphale struggles with facing what that means🤏and yes I'm mentally ill to answer your question
what? what do you mean nobody is cutting onions?? then wtf is this spilling liquid from see holes??
I watched just the first two episodes of Good Omens and my precious headcanon is crowley wants to kiss aziraphale so bad every time he calls him angel.thank you for coming to my TED talk today.
Me (Aziraphale) and @zaniephoenixblr-blog (Crowley) at Siouxpercon!!!
He's hogging the phone!
It's a bit scratchy but I hope you like it all hail Gaimen
VAVOOM!
Get them wet and staring into each other's eyes, all right. I will personally see to it. >:)
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