Me: hey Sebo.
Sebo: yeah?
Me: my cousin got the flu. I think he got it from Joe. Sebo: I'm not falling for that.
Me:
Sebo: Anyway, did you hear that my brother died of ligma?
And then that went like that for an hour afterwards, until Molossia came and then we had a normal conversation.
The end.
I know, I know, good clever boi....
Just don't google 'alastor'—
"HERE WE ARE!" Said me seaching for another alastor angst fanfiction....
DID I JUST GOT PUN ABOUT AGENDER?!.. Should I be offended or…? i'm so confused rn, wtf dude But I was like 'listen you, ace in the hole—'
True, true, I sympathize with you…. Trully, dear. I'm aro myself.
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Can I say that I believed his words? ...maybe. Do I want to be like him here and now? Absolutely. Love his charming behavior so lskfjskd much....