Laravel

Bad Jokes - Blog Posts

7 years ago

If u put the oven in the laundry technically u r washing the oven....


Tags
2 years ago

Me: hey Sebo.

Sebo: yeah?

Me: my cousin got the flu. I think he got it from Joe. Sebo: I'm not falling for that.

Me:

Sebo: Anyway, did you hear that my brother died of ligma?

And then that went like that for an hour afterwards, until Molossia came and then we had a normal conversation.

The end.


Tags
1 year ago
I Know, I Know, Good Clever Boi....

I know, I know, good clever boi....

I Know, I Know, Good Clever Boi....

Just don't google 'alastor'—

I Know, I Know, Good Clever Boi....

"HERE WE ARE!" Said me seaching for another alastor angst fanfiction....

I Know, I Know, Good Clever Boi....

DID I JUST GOT PUN ABOUT AGENDER?!.. Should I be offended or…? i'm so confused rn, wtf dude But I was like 'listen you, ace in the hole—'

I Know, I Know, Good Clever Boi....

True, true, I sympathize with you…. Trully, dear. I'm aro myself.

I Know, I Know, Good Clever Boi....

...

I Know, I Know, Good Clever Boi....

Can I say that I believed his words? ...maybe. Do I want to be like him here and now? Absolutely. Love his charming behavior so lskfjskd much....


Tags
Loading...
End of content
No more pages to load
Explore Tumblr Blog
Search Through Tumblr Tags