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“Men mock the gods until they need them, Kaz”
—Inej, Six of Crows
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This is Garnet, back together
Last night the police arrested a poster ad agency model near my house.
They told us that he was a Russian im-poster.
A bug gets inside my ear
My mother (when I put a q tip inside my ear):- what are u doing???
Me:- I am debugging myself mom.
For those who don't understand the joke.
Crab talking to oyster (at their family dining table):- give me the food.
Crab:- no.
Crab:- Why?
Oyster:- because I am shellfish.
Crab:- me too bitch give me the fucking food.
Crab talking to oyster (at their family dining table):- give me the food.
Crab:- no.
Crab:- Why?
Oyster:- because I am shellfish.
Crab:- me too bitch give me the fucking food.
People on my facebook keep posting things about goats. Not sure what started that whole thing, but it did remind me just how awesome and badass goats are. They do whatever the fuck they feel like doing. Mostly, that's just finding the tallest object around and fucking standing on it. Do they need a reason? No. They give no fucks. They're goats. They watch you from their high places and use their voodoo laser eyes to peer into your soul so they can decide whether or not they want to eat it because they'll eat anything. Why? No one knows. They're goats. They don't give a fuck about property because they believe in their ability to chew on anything, and tasty souls are their number one. Who knows how Satan became associated with a goat, but I bet it had something to do with a farmer pissed off at how his goat would stand on top of his shit all day, then eat it after getting bored. Satan's probably afraid of goats because they'd just stand on his head, then chew on it because they're no-fucks-giving goats. Satan associated goats with himself, then spread the idea around the mortal population to prove the point goats are not to be fucked with. If fucking Galactus showed up to Earth, we wouldn't need Avengers or Guardians of the Galaxy, we'd need goddamn goats. He can't eat a planet if the goats eat him, first, and you bet your ass they would. They won't just stand on anything or eat anything, either. They've also developed an ability to head butt shit with enough force to cause small amounts of nuclear fusion. If they can't stand on something because it keeps moving, they'll deliver a head butt to the brief annoyance that reaches its resonant frequency and shatters it into oblivion. Then, the goat will either stand on the remains or devour them. Or both. A goat doesn't care. So, next time you happen across a farm or mountainside and feel you're being watched, remember that somewhere is a goat, not even a hungry goat, that's determining if your soul is tasty enough to be worth coming down from wherever it's standing. A goat won't care. It's a goat. If you don't have a soul, it's a perfect pet.
Yeehaw, indeed...
JOHN WICK 3:
YEEHAW
Can you assure us that androids no longer pose a threat? Absolutely. There was an incident, but we’ve learned from our mistakes and we can assure you that androids will remain exactly what they were designed to be: obedient and efficient machines
Many science fiction books tell the story of how machines become more intelligent than us and end up confronting us. Aren’t you worried about that possibility?
“You know, he’s strange. It feels like there’s two persons inside of his mind.”
“Does it matter? He’s doing his job well, that’s all I want to know.”
Or Cyberpunk 2077 AU, where 39 year old android (combination of RK800 and 900) is working as mercenary.
Also - a katana AU!
Inspiration song - “Machine” by Three Days Grace.
So, I have a headcanon that RK900 can deviate, but it’s automatically means self-destruction for him. Because his trigger-emotion for deviation will be GUILT.
You can’t kill me, I’m not alive.
Queen ❤️🔥
Aelin Galathynius - Throne of Glass
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