Bakushima - Blog Posts
Bakugou: Remember in elementary school when people would say every time you blinked, a bird would die ?
Kirishima: No ? Is that true ?
Bakugou: I mean technically- what are you doing ?
Kirishima: *eyes wide open* I refuse to let another bir- *blinks* FUCK
Bakugou: ...
Kirishima: Blasty, you’re like an angel with no wings.
Bakugou: so like a person.
Kirishima: bakugou... hey baku.
Bakugou: what do you want ?
Kirishima: I can’t sleep..
Bakugou: well, i can goodnight.
Krishima: *the phone* Bakubro!! remember that one time you tried to convince me Santa isn’t real?
Kirishima: well I’m at the mall right now and guess who’s here!
Kirishima: merry christmas I'm your present ;)
Bakugou: can I have the receipt
kirishima: ...
Sero: They're married.
Denki: Prove it.
Sero: *calling out* Bakugou-kun?
Katsuki and Eijiro : hah?
Kirishima: *after giving Bakugou a small kiss* no homo though!
Bakugou:...
Bakugoui: Shitty hair, we’re married.
Kirishima: are we boutta kiss rn?
Bakugou: we are at our wedding.
Bakugou: hey, shitty hair, did ya know i can fit the whole world in my hands?
Kirishima: how could you poss–
Bakugou: *cups Eijiro's face*
Kirishima: *tearing up* o-oh
Bakugou: your name is not "Kirishima Eijiro"
Kirishima: wha-
Bakugou: your name is "Bakugou Eijiro"
*pulled out a ring*
Kirishima: *blushing so hard*
Bakugou: you're blocking the view.
Kirishima: i am the view.
Bakugou:
Kirishima:
Bakugou: This is the asshole who dared to tell me that being gay isn't a choice.
Bakugou: You're right, being gay isn't a choice!
Bakugou: It's a competition, and I'm winning!
Bakugou: *gesturing to a flustered Kirishima* Have you SEEN MY BOYFRIEND?! HAH?!
Priest: Do you, Bakugou Katsuki, take Kirishima Eijiro, to be your lawfully wedded husband?
Bakugou: I do
Kirishima: *Whispering* That's gay .... IT'S SO MANY
*kirishima falls asleep on his chest after kissing with him*
Bakugou: fuck we're so gay
bakugou: You annoy me.
(..)
Bakugou two days later: Hey, shitty hair...can you forget what I said the other day about you annoying me ? I think I said that because I'm starting to develop a crush on you so sorry about that....A and fuck off
Bakugou: do you understand now?
kirishima: yeah, totally!
kirishima: *under his breath as kai walks away* what the fuck did he just say–
bakugou: I only feel one emotion and it’s anger.
kirishima: Last night you drunk texted me a thousand heart emojis and many ily.
bakugou: o-out of anger.
bakugou: You're such a dork, kirishima. You know that? Total loser.
kirishima: Then let go of my hand.
bakugou: *gripping it tighter* no.
Bakugou: have you ever tried honey?
kirishima: tried what?
Bakugou: honey.
kirishima: yes?
Bakugou:
Bakugou: I am a man of action. I act first, apologize later.
Kirishima a: you never apologize.
Bakugou : well, I would if I was ever wrong.
[Bakugou upset]
Kirishima: what'll make ya feel better?
Bakugou: ....
Kirishima: d'you want a hug?
Bakugou: ...*nods*
Kirishima: *under his breath* future husband say what
Bakugou: what?
Kirishima: *screeches*
Kirishima: i drink to forget, but i always remember
Bakugou: you're drinking milk
Kirishima: *Texting Bakugou* Do you know who’s cute? Read the first word ;)
Bakugou: Who the fuck is Do
Bakugou: So what’s for dinner?
Kirishima: *staring at the food he just burnt* Regret.
Bakugou: how do you want your coffee?
K: *kirishima in a depressed* statedark and bitter like my soul
Bakugou : a vanilla latte with extra sugar on the way
Kirishima: Someone came up to me today and asked how I was doing.
Bakugou: uhm
Kirishima: And I was trying to decide whether to say "I'm fine" or "I'm great"
kirishima: So I panicked and said "I'm gay"
[Bakugou, reading a book while lying on the ground]
Kirishima: The ground is lava!
Bakugou:
Kirishima: I said the ground is-
Bakugou: I heard you
Bakugou:
Kirishima: I support that 100%.
Bakugou: I didn't say anything
kirishima: 200%