Baldur's Gate - Blog Posts
Lazy Afternoon
I wanted to show Nymira's relationship with her magic - she doesn't take it too seriously, and it comes to her naturally as a sorceress. I imagine this results in her using it to do mundane things when it isn't going haywire for her.
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So, in spirit of the holiday season, I'm taking song requests again! but, only from certain fandoms. ALSO there are separate rules when it comes to these songs.
If its a minor you're requesting, NO FUCKING SONGS ABOUT SEX- THEY'RE MINORS I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO SAY THIS
2. IF I SAY NO, I SAY NO this is self explanatory
3. Have fun with it! I will only list certain fandoms, but ask questions, say hi!
My list <3
Gravity Falls
Hazbin Hotel/Helluva Boss
Arcane
Musical theatre (just ask)
AOT
Zelda
Mario
Studio Ghibli
BG3
Jujitsu Kaisen
Demon Slayer
??? - Name a character from anything and I'll see what I can do!!
☃️🎄🎁
Happy Holidays!!!
Send in your requests!!!
-Batty
I REALLY love my BG3 fam 😂😂😂.
AITA for not exploding myself to please my ex-gf?
I (32 M) suffer from an illness that I developed while I was in a relationship with my ex-girlfriend (2000 F). The relationship was toxic, and years after we broke it off and I started dating my current partner (let's call them Tav, 28) of a few weeks I met one of my best friends, who is my ex-gf's coworker (472 M). He told me my ex found a way to stop my condition from deteriorating but she wants me to blow myself up and take out everything in 24 kilometer blast radius. My partner convinced me that I shouldn't do it, and I decided to live and not turn into a magic nuke and now my ex won't talk to me. AITA?
Edit: People asked me how old I was when we started dating. I was 17.
“My Tavs are all MORONS”
Couldn’t figure it out with the music so this is all sorry guys
For the ASTARION-ers
"hello gloomjuice"
THATS MY MOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MY MOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MY MOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MY MOM YOU GUYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
why is your hair like that? oh because youre a whore and a slut? yeah exactly. why is your shirt not done? oh because youre a whore and a slut? yeah exactly. why are you a vampire? oh because youre a whore and a slut? yeah exactly.
i might be a freak, strange even. B(
my first childhood crush was marshall lee.
i love wwdits.
i am in love with astarion.
i got a book about gay vampires for my birthday.
shadowheart keeps talking about karlach like shes in love with her is she an lgbt
YOOOO HALSIN WAS JUST FULLY FLIRTING WITH ME HELLOOOO????
i still havent found astarion. ill continue my search.
gale needs a magic item for his funky chronic illness and i dont have any 3:
OH MY GOD GALE STARTED FLIRTING WITH ME TOO??? BRO
WHY IS LAE’ZELS BODY HERE. THE GAME IS REMINDING ME OF WHAT I DID
it was self defense 😕
hey google how do i get more magic relics for gale
so far in baldurs gate (currently killing those three little goblin leader things?? killed one already)
gale is amazing i love him hes so sweet awww awwwwww
THE OTHER TWO? LAE’ZEL AND SHADOWHEART? CAN BOTH LITERALLY FUCK OFF AND LEAVE ME ALONE AND STOP BEING SO ANNOYING. I HATE THEM BOTH. no matter how much little bitch with the warrior cat name over there tries to be nice to me DOESNT MAKE UP FOR THE FACT SHES BASICALLY A FANTASY RACIST
im not taking it that serious but i still dont like her for it
Love it
before the fall little headcanon that Astarion is a Sun Elf and his parents have a portrait of him framed but closeted away so they don't weep when they see it. big golden boy energy.
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My DM said I could probably use Mage Hand in combat so take that nerds.