Batjokes - Blog Posts
batjokes in the arkhamverse is so fucking funny to me bc imagine you're hallucinating about the guy that's supposed to be your arch nemesis— the guy that represents everything you're against, but you're imagining them saying this type of stuff to you:
like are we supposed to ignore the blatant sexual desire batman's exposing rn?
he's barely hiding it!
panel redraw of the sillies
Little doodle of Batjokes from my little sketchbook. Joker trying to play with Batman.
Batman slaps Joker's knee away, "Stop that!" >///<;;
So I got this sudden DERANGED urge to do a whole comic strip two days before new years... I need sleep, but I will party.
Non-awkwardly cut up strip here: https://imgur.com/a/happy-new-year-2025-nLYbRxt
— " FEAST"⋆౨ৎ˚⟡˖ ࣪
The text is from this iconic panel from The Super Dictionary (1978) but reimagined by silly me.
I hope you like it as much as I love gay dorks ♡
![Batman Telltale Choices: [ Kiss him ] OR [ Pull your hand away ]
Batman's paw getting squished by John Doe (Joker)
John is yappin' (talking)
"Oh! I'm sorry Bru- I mean Batman, I didn't mean to get all handsy like that..."
Batman kisses John's hand, John is all flustered!!](https://64.media.tumblr.com/768ba1c6abe7c59e1149233b9cbae553/ad52ca6fcb8250b7-4f/s500x750/481a1b473896e5ec92cb1eb48cf163769879c34d.png)
I really didn't mean to do that "expects tongue/never kissed" dynamic life just led me there
When your nemesis doesn't want your undivided attention anymore :(
This a scene in a fic on ao3 by @distort-opia called "falls the shadow"
it's a very serious scene full of confusion and sadness and angst but I kept laughing thinking about this man not handling rejection well
The pain is real
Are you ever reading a completed fanfic, and then you notice how a chapter in particular ends on a gigantic fucking cliffhanger, like the mother of all cliffhangers, and you need to take a moment to remember all those people that read this when it was still a work in progress. RIP friends
