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Omg I have no words for how hot Jason Todd look in this. picture for Robin it’s going to be 6 issues 🥵🥵
No one would ever be able to guess what comic I read the mouth of 🤪😹😹
This crackship is my brainrot right now
A next gen Lego Monkie Kid oc and a DC character what can go wrong? (人*´∀｀)｡*ﾟ+
without the drawings
this is also for future chapters of the fic for this crackship-
Ok but what if I wrote Scribblenauts unmasked fanfiction, what then
A fun way the robins could be introduced with a motive to becoming from fighters is if dick just went off to achieve vengeance on his parents killer and the rest of the robins (Steph jason and Carrie) try and find him but have to like do it through talking to like Barbara to get help.
I'm of the belief that the named kids we see in episode eight are going to be the robins and I want so desperately for them to all to be inseparable like you can not seperate those kids.
This is sorta a sequel to my outher DC meets marvel. Bruce is off to a late night meeting and he did not tell his kids where he was going or why.
Ok look crossovers between the batfam and Spiderman where no one knows each other are cool ok but what would be better would be if we take the fact that they've met before in the comics and therefore batman would not want his already caotic kids to meet this dumbass.
So I decided to draw it. Adittionally there are outher marvel character running around I just couldn't fit them into this drawing specifically.
If any one else sees my vision please tell me
That’s what I would unironically do if I was ever to talk with human russian female
Seriously, I don’t have the heart left for these things.
new comic! 😀 meeting face to face
If you're still doing requests? May I request 2004 Riddlebat it's my favorite ship version between Batman x Riddler that doesn't get enough love 💖
I mean I’ve got some dumb doodles of them
I feel like we forgot about bro’s science team
Art and stuff from twt for @mmmbeetlejuice part 1
Back with my time witch stuff or whatever but for ba man now
Me and Eddie doodles (+ Batman ig)
I've also seen that study. Apparently, Super-spunk would be the equivalent of a shotgun shot and would blow right through the top of Lois's skull! Definitely don't forget something like that anytime soon
Ok so remember that argument about Top!Clark Vs. Top!Bruce?
Well I’ve been thinking more about it and you know what I’ve come up with?
They both shouldn’t have sex with each other. Like ever.
Here’s my reasoning.
Top!Clark & Bottom!Bruce
Clark could easily break Bruce’s pelvis/jaw/any other limb that is being used by simply forgetting to be careful (which is kind of easy when you’re going at it. Even love making has its moments.)
Bruce is impatient and likes things his way. So if he wants Clark to go harder or faster or deeper, Clark doesn’t want to disappoint. But what Clark does may feel different on both ends. Bruce might feel like Clark is going too hard, too fast, and too deep but to Clark that’s what Bruce asked. And so they would be battling back and forth about what they want and need.
If Clark has to be careful during everything he does, I really doubt he’s enjoying it like he’s suppose to. Imagine wanting to smack dat ass but you don’t get the satisfaction of really hitting it while your partner is complaining you hit too hard even though you didn’t even try?
Again with the different feelings, maybe Clark is going the right speed for Bruce but Clark may be feeling nothing on his side. He has super senses but the feeling he’s suppose to get during sex needs to be higher than what he feels on a daily basis. (Ex: Feeling a soft item might feel amazing to someone who doesn’t have Clark’s powers but to Clark it’s just that feeling)
If Clark can blow away a building without straining a single vein, who says his spunk ain’t gonna do some damage to Bruce if it’s still inside him, even with Latex wrapped around?
Top!Bruce & Bottom!Clark
Bruce isn’t as strong or as fast so his 100% may feel like his 25% to Clark. Having super senses doesn’t mean everything is super sensed. It just means you feel things differently. He really needs something to jar him to feel that full effect of sex.
doES HE HAVE A PROSTATE?! WHAT SAYS HE EVEN HAS THE SAME HUMAN MALE REPRODUCTIVE SYSTEM AND EROTIC ZONES!??!
Super butt meets Human dick. That shit gonna get broken into two or get squeezed off.
Clark’s sex drive might be far beyond Bruce’s. Bruce might not be able to satisfy Clark the way he should without knowing it.
What if Clark is riding Bruce? And Clark slams a little too hard?? And Bruce is in agony over his dick but Clark doesn’t realize it because he’s in dick heaven???
Conclusion
They shouldn’t fuck each other but should find other ways of pleasuring each other that doesn’t include penetration.
Here’s some other activities they could do!
Really detailed massages
Oral
Lots and lots of kissing and mouthing
Dirty Talking
Dry humping (Intense cuddling)
Really detailed care (This is more of a kink than anything but I find it hot)
Near by masturbation
These two really shouldn’t fuck. Like ever. Too dangerous and not satisfy.
This is what happens the first time a fan girl goes to Comic Con (New Orleans). This is almost $300. My only regret is not having more money.
you show them jim
He’s me. He’s daddy. He’s babygirl. He is 12 raccoons in a trenchcoat. He deserves to be treated kindly. He should be taken out back and shot. He is where dreams die and hope is born. He once ate a pie out of a dumpster that was literally on fire.
Every Jason dies
life is so good when i pretend that jason never died
Jason Todd’s “Fuck You Dad” Playlist
“Faith has earned me nothing but a liar’s tongue,
A child’s grief.
Promised the sacrament, but understand-
You will not save me.
You will not save me.
But you’ll consecrate me.”
You believed in Batman, in Bruce Wayne. He was bigger than life, bigger than death…until he wasn’t. Ain’t that the way it always goes with parents?
Daddy didn’t save you, but he’ll sure make you a martyr. Every moment of your life stripped of autonomy and personhood, towards the monument of Bruce’s pain.
It becomes the thing that defines Bruce, because that’s what Bruce does with pain. He puts it in a goddamn trophy case for everyone to see. Bruce doesn’t know how to be anything but ostentatious.
You came back from death, but you’re different now. You’ll never be as squeaky clean. That’s the thing about death- it cleanses all sin. Broken men will never measure up against dead boys. Dead birds.
I swear I meant this to be a writing blog where I distract myself from my obligations but I keep thinking about Batman on main
Obsessed with the way this ad is popping up in the Bruce Wayne tag
Twin, where have you been?
i bring a sort of 'bruce wayne is actually an abusive father in canon' vibe to the bat tumblr that batfamily fans don't really like
I want everyone to know that I predicted this back in 2023.
I made new lock screens and I wish to share them with all the lovely internet people.
