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AHHHH MORE DARK MATTER SKETCHES TO CELEBRATE THE NEWEST ADDITION TO THE SERIES !!! I hope to some day finish the batman and spiderman sketch to actually celebrate this but I got excited and rlly wanted to post loll ONCE AGAIN pls check out @mysterycyclone bc they are such a fire spider man writer and their peter characterization is peak 💯💯💯
bunch of doodles in spired by @mysterycyclone 's Dark Matter fic !! Please check out their writing ❤️❤️
Hello!
I am looking for someone to chat with about some of these topics! I would also love to roleplay! Feel free to reach out if you’re interested in any of these fandoms:
DC Comics -
Batman ❤️
Constantine
Young Justice
Teen Titans
Supernatural
Gravity Falls
Hazbin Hotel / Helluva Boss
Percy Jackson and the Olympians
FNAF
Sonic the Hedgehog
Star Trek
Lord of the Rings
Anime -
1. Apothecary Diaries
2. Boku no Hero Academia
3. Buddy Daddies
4. Demon Slayer
5. Dr Ramune: Mysterious Disease Specialist
6. Fullmetal Alchemist Brotherhood
7. Hunter x Hunter
8. Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure
9. Jujutsu Kaisen
10. Seven Deadly Sins
11. Noragami
12. One Punch Man
13. Servamp
14. Sk8 the Infinity
15. Spy x Family
16. That Time I Got Reincarnated as a Slime
17. Trigun Stampede
18. Vanitas no Carte
19. Dororo
*Tim being thrown back in time and deciding to not get attached to past versions of his family*
Also Tim: *somehow ends up with baby Jason following him around like a duckling*
Tim: ...well fuck
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fic: A Family History Rewritten by MysticMalady, TheBestTinyDragon
Tim drake immortality fics where he is just constantly having the worst time ever>>> (brb gonna go scour ao3 for more because I am quite literally frothing at the mouth)
fics:
Immortality in D Minor, Cantabile (Solo) by not_the_loch
Banshee In A Well by liverobinreaction (bugbee)
Tim: realising he's been sent back in time *immediately goes to steal money from Lex Luthor*
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fic: Take It Back Now Y'all by TimTheToaster (tabletoptime)
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Spiderman when Nightwing tells him to keep an eye out for his own civilian identity
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fic: Dark Matter by mysterycyclone
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Peter sensing that he's being followed by the bats
*immediately deciding to walk directly to where his spider sense is the loudest out of spite*
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fic: time flies by (bye) by WHYISEVERYNAMETAKEN
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been binge watching the justice league cartoon im going insane my biggest takeaway is that they are all in some kind of polycule friend group fambily
Had to draw some dumb stuff 😭😭😭😭😭😭
Guess who started watching the Justice League cartoon?
Lovingly dedicated to @sparklingpax
I spent like 3 hours on this B- laugh but grod dammit I'm still posting it
This is an idea of what it would be like if there was a universe where the many characters of Marvel and DC Comics are one, that is, a fusion of both franchises. Also, I know that the Amalgam universe exists but in this universe there are some fusions where they are different, for example Hawkeye and Flash and Black Widow and Black Canary and many more will be mentioned in the future and maybe by luck I will be able to ask for an art request to create this external universe.
JL: we need more people to help fight the invasion
Bruce: say no more
Nightwing, sitting on a chair in the corner: *gasps* We'Re gEtinG ThE GaNg bAck ToGeThEr?!
Bruce: *knows what's about to happen*
*zeta tube starts*
Batfam + The cool aunts (harley and ivy): Hola, bitches
Jason, kissing Roy: Hey sweetheart.
Roy, kissing back: What’s up, babe.
Oliver: Did we miss something?
Dick: Oh, no no, they’re just playing a game, no biggie.
Bruce: What game?
Tim: It’s called gay chicken. The point of the game is for two guys to pretend to be gay together for as long as possible.
Damian: and whoever chickens out first loses.
Clark: And how long has it been since they are, uh… pretending?
Dick: Three weeks.
Bruce:
Oliver:
Roy (Arsenal), leaning over: They’re pretty stubborn.
*** Later***
Jason: no but seriously, did you see their faces?
Roy: I knOw. Ollie looked like he wanted to cry *laughs*
Jason, looking at Roy: now we just have to tell them that we are dating, not playing gay chicken.
Roy: *sigh* Ollie's going to have a stroke.
Damian: It’s dark in here Jon: Don’t worry dude I got this Jon: *Stomps their feet* Jon: *Skechers light up*
Damian: *at night in bed after being drugged up because of injuries* good night moon
Damian: good night tree
Damian: good night ghosts only i can see
Dick, who was tucking him in: *shaking*
*Later*
Dick, still shaking and mumbling under his breath: ghosts? martha? Thomas?
Jason, walks around a corner:
Dick:*Screams*
Dick: oh its just you. thought Dami was right about the gohsts for a minute.
Jason: he is
Dick: what?
Jason: what?
Kidnapper: We have your son
Bruce: Which one I have... (to someone else on his end) are we at 7? 8?
Kidnapper: The loud, annoying one who never shuts up
Bruce:
Bruce: do you have any idea how little that narrows it down?
Damian: Time for plan G. Bruce: Don’t you mean plan B? Damian: No, we tried plan B a long time ago. I had to skip over plan C due to technical difficulties. Dick: What about plan D? Damian: Plan D was that desperate disguise attempt half an hour ago. Steph: What about plan E? Damian: I’m hoping not to use it. Timothy dies in plan E. Jason: I like plan E.
Damian: Croissants: dropped Jason: Road: works ahead Dick: BBQ sauce: on my titties Tim: Shavacado: fre Steph: Miss Keisha: fuckin dead Jason: Bruce, grumpy: I didn’t understand a single word of that and I hate every single one of you.
Chapters: 17/17 Fandom: Batman - All Media Types, Justice League - All Media Types, Young Justice (Cartoon) Rating: Not Rated Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings, No Archive Warnings Apply, Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Major Character Death Relationships: Jason Todd & Damian Wayne Characters: Jason Todd, Damian Wayne, Bruce Wayne, Dinah Lance, Diana (Wonder Woman), Hal Jordan (Green Lantern), Barry Allen, Clark Kent, Jon Lane Kent, Talia al Ghul, Arthur Curry (DCU), J'onn J'onzz, Oliver Queen, Hawkwoman (DCU), Hawkman, Patrick "Eel" O'Brian, Red Tornado, John Stewart (DCU), Zatanna Zatara, Mari Jiwe McCabe, Billy Batson, Doctor Fate, Guy Gardner, Helena Bertinelli, Wally West, Kon-El | Conner Kent, M'gann M'orzz, Artemis Crock, Kaldur'ahm | Jackson Hyde, Dick Grayson, Tim Drake, Cassandra Cain, Duke Thomas, Pamela Isley, Harleen Quinzel Additional Tags: Protective Damian Wayne, Protective Jason Todd, Jason Todd and Damian Wayne Meet in the League of Assassins, Jason Todd and Damian Wayne are Siblings, Damian Wayne is Shrike, Jason Todd is Red Hood, batman is confused, but so is everyone?, Timeline What Timeline, Jason Todd Has Issues, Implied/Referenced Character Death, Bruce Wayne is a Bad Parent, to Jason at least Series: Part 1 of Lost birds Summary:
What if Jason never returned to Gotham but instead stole his little brother away from the LoA.
The JL is looking for more members and two new candidates seem to be The Red Hood and Shrike. The duo have been travelling around America, fighting crime and saving people, but not in Gotham. Batman is the only one who opposes this because no matter what, he can’t work out who they are.
The two heroes are trying to make better lives but there is only so much you can do when both your parents are partially insane, one doesn't know you are still alive/exist, and one will tear the globe apart to find her sons.
Steph: you know that can kill you right?
Jason, smoking a cigarette: that's the point
Tim drinking his "life juice": we're trying to speed this up
Dick eating raw cookie dough: Yeah!
Damian: GRAYSON! TODD! The girls wanted me to inform the both of you that they have challenged you to a water fight.
Dick: oooooooh we haven't done that in a while.
Damian: yes they will perish beneath us. We will drive them to the ground! WE WILL-
Dick: ok-ay. Jay, you coming?
Jason: gimmie a sec. The water js almost finished boiling.
Damian:
Dick:
Duke, who listened to it all from a concealed area of the room: THE FUCKING WHAT?!
I’m gonna be writing a fic to get my mind off of the election, don’t mind me-
Headcannon that due to diligently monitoring the Wayne family’s media image, Alfred is chronically online, and as such, is constantly dropping slang into conversation like-
(Over the coms)
Batman: Alfred, what’s the update on the Arkham situation?
Alfred: *Ahem* Unfortunately sir, it is as they say- ‘we’re cooked’
Collective groans from Tim, Dick, and Jason over the coms
Batman: …Huh?
Jason: *muttering* I knew I should’ve stayed outa this one…
Damian: I don’t understand, what are we cooking?
Alfred: It’s giving ‘failure era’, sir-
Dick: Damn it!
Tim: We really are cooked
Damian: What does that -?
Alfred: It’s lowkey not-
Batman: In English Alfred. Please.
Alfred: *Sigh* My apologies, sir. The Joker has escaped.
Batfam as things my family said pt.2
Jason(while robin): if i'm 25 and not covered in tattoos and have a motorcycle punch me in the face
steph: i’m convinced men are the ones with periods
dick: the eggs were carbonated
tim: i feel like a flintstone
babs: the mormons are out-
duke: actually ima be a stripper now
tim: what's goin on single fucks?
damian(talking to tim): i'm gonna put you in a box and send you to north Korea
bruce(to dick): what kind of crack are you on?!
dick(to bruce): the good kind obviously😃🔫
damian: i am not a demon for you to summon
cass: i have the butt of a ballon dog
Dick: Hey Bart! How’s it hanging?
Kid Flash: We accidentally travelled back in time like ten years or so
Dick: what else is new
Kid flash: .. Tim ran into his younger self
Dick:
Tim *walking past them and muttering under his breath*
Tim *mimicking*: Look at me! I’m so young and dumb! Such an annoying kid my god no wonder our parents were always trying to get away
Dick:
Tim *mimicking*: I’m so happy I’m smiling!
Kid flash: He-
Tim: Just suffer like the rest of us you coward
Tim *mimicking*: That’s not fair!
Tim: oh! Look at that! LIFE’S not fair dumbass
Dick:
Tim: Waah I’ve been hurt! I want love! Please don’t leave me!
Tim: Fool. Shut up and carry on with that pain in silence like the rest of us. Pathetic I was never like that . People are overrated and crying is underrated.
Tim *mimicking*: Oh! Batman’s awesome! And so is Robin!
Tim: Batman’s a goddamn idiot. Robin.. well okay true for the first one. But the second? The second one is a BITC-