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An Actual Conversation I Had
Me: Elder Maxson is fucking twenty, you guys. Elder Maxson isn't even through puberty yet. Elder Maxson could not walk into a Jewel Osco and buy beer.
Lawrence: Elder Maxson couldn't buy beer at a convenience store? Jesus christ. Imagine being the person who has to card him. Imagine ANYONE carding him. I wouldn't card him.
Ricky: He looks like a fifty year old man, NO ONE would card him.
Me: As a cashier, I'd have to card him. But picture this- you're working a register at ten o'clock at night, the only other person up front is an eighty year old woman with a hearing problem named Marianne. Elder Maxson walks into your line with a six pack of beer. He hands you his ID when you ask for it; he's twenty, you know he's twenty, he knows you know he's twenty, he knows exactly what he's fucking doing. Would YOU refuse to sell Elder Maxson beer? Would you be the one to call the manager on Elder Maxson? Would you call the authorities on a man who looks like he could supplex you through the floor? If it was me, I'd give him the fucking beer, man. I choose life.
Do you know that more Fosters is drunk outside of Australia more than by Australians domestically?
You have more chance of finding a unicorn than finding an Aussie who would even admit to drinking it. It’s like one of the worst beers 🦄 😂
😄😄 What can I say, I like what I like! It’s a drinkable lager for a hot sunny day. My friends like fancier beers and heavier beers but for me a lightish lager is fine. If I want something with more kick I go Tequila! 😉
I go Brazilian in the summer but I grow a bush in the winter for hiding other beers you probably don’t like!! 😄😄😘
Shower time! There’s an Aussie between my boobs!
bee
I love mosaics
"Tchin!"
Interjection échangée entre convives pour trinquer, imite le tintement des verres qui se choquent.
An interjection exchanged between guests to toast, imitates the clinking of glasses clinking each other.
Dany ERDOCIO
I live after the cbf rule:
coffee, beer (usually alc free though) and fluoxetine
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