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The antis will never be the winning team tbh 😂

Me at the antis:

if i find one (1) more motherfucker shipping beetlebabes i will ACTUALLY get charged with first degree murder. what the ACTUAL fuck

Thanks but read the post properly

So basically an anti saw my last post and clearly didn't read that I said no one would have a problem with Beetlejuice X Lydia if Lydia and that was my main argument but they clearly ignore that, commented and then blocked me so, I couldn't see the comment so I decided to see what it said in my browser and this is what it said for those who also couldn't see it.

Do not witch hunt or harass this person, I blocked out their name too and I do not condone harassment and if I hear any of you who follow me has done that I will block you.

Small rant

Okay so basically this is a rant about the antis.

So I'm getting real annoyed with antis since most of these antis seem to ship Beetlejuice X Adam and that's fine so to their logic if Lydia was a dude, they would probably ship it and say it's okay because he would one of their "Precious UwU soft yaoi Bois" because we all know most of them are fujoshi which are fucking disgusting.

Fyi: Fujoshi are girls who fetishize gay men and alot of the time ship two guys together for the perpose of them being gay and having a usually very sexual relationship and these fujoshi write "lemons" of these two male characters because all they seem to think that gay men only exist for their fantasies of their OTP

Some people just don't like the Musical because they prefer the movie more and because to Musical doesn't stick to the original story of the movie, I personally love the musical and movie but some people tend to prefer the movie especially since it came out before you were born.

When someone has that they ship beetleb*bes in their bio but they also say they hate the musical

Same honestly

Antis: this ship that you like and I don't is morally reprehensible because xyz etc...

Me:

This is the tea

Beetlebabes Discourse

You know there’s been something on my mind for a while recently and I think it’s about time I actually put it on Tumblr. In my opinion I believe that if Lydia was a boy or if Beetlejuice was a woman or Beej was conventionally attractive at all I don’t think that people would have that much of a problem with the ship. Because seriously I’m pretty sure that if it was gay in any sense then people would not care at all then again there are some people who don’t like Sebastian and Ciel together which I can understand with that, but still I’m pretty sure it probably won’t get as nearly as much hate as it does now. Same thing goes for if Beetlejuice was conventionally attractive. Like don’t get me wrong Michael Keaton and Alex Brightman are very very handsome men and I know that more people gravitate more towards the musical version of Beetlejuice because they think Alex is very very attractive but you also have to take in the fact that they have to put on a lot of make up Michael especially had to do a lot because he had the rotting teeth and his skin was white and had moss everywhere on him, which makes sense since he is supposed to be a rotting corpse but still I really think that if I didn’t have that much make up on either of them then people probably wouldn’t have that much of a problem with it. Take Twilight for example now I love twilight but I do you know that people have their problems with it because they say that Edward is very creepy because he admitted to watching Bella in her sleep and stalking her. But that doesn’t change that they still end up together and also that Edward is over 100 years old and Bella is 17 at the start of the series. Another good example is Buffy the Vampire Slayer, now I will admit I haven’t seen all of Buffy and it has been a while since I’ve seen it but I do remember that Angel is I believe several thousand years older than Buffy, who is 16 at the start of the series. They then break up and then over time she ends up with Spike a vampire who has a literally try to kill her on more than one occasion prior to them dating. My last example is the anime Inuyasha yes he is physically around the same age as Kagome who’s 15 but, you have to remember that he is 500 years older than her and there’s also the people who ship her with his older brother Seeshomaru, who is 700 years older than her, and he’s about physically maybe 19-20 years old. The same thing also goes with his love interest Rin but that’s a whole other can of worms that I’m not going to get into today. The point is that all of these guy are physically attractive and as I said above I do believe that if Beetlejuice was physically attractive and we probably won’t have a lot of people hating on the ship, same goes for if it was gay that’s my two-cents on the matter. You can civilly dicuss it in the comments or send me asks on the matter.

We're all shipping the movie version or Musical version, if anything people who decide to ship the cartoon version they always age Lydia up, so please shut up Karen

i mean the literal official description of the beetlejuice cartoon says "Adventures of the ghostly con-artist and his 12-year-old pal, Lydia." but go off ig

Me when antis pop up on my feed

Me when beetleb*bes shippers pop up on my feed

Me at the antis

What a Deal 🗣