vanoss I turned out perfectly fine!
panda: This morning, you thought a ghost made your toast.
vanoss: I DIDN'T PUT THE BREAD IN AND YOU DIDN'T PUT THE BREAD IN!!
panda: How drunk was I last night?
vanoss: You forgot what milk was and called it cereal water.
panda: So, what exactly is the plan?
vanoss: I told you. Save everyone and get home safely.
panda: That’s not a plan. That’s a wish list.
delirious: VANOSS SUCKS. HE'S MEAN TO ME AND I'M BETTER
panda: VANOSS IS VERY IMPORTANT, AND BEAUTIFUL, AND- AND HANDSOME-
vanoss at that very moment: committing manslaughter
vanoss: I will put my A down to make "A"
moo: I will add onto your "A" to make "AT"
panda: I will add onto your "AT" to make "RAT"
terroriser: [Puts a dozen letters down] I will add onto your "RAT" to make "BIOSTRATIGRAPHIC"
moo: [Knocks the board onto the floor] Oh no! Tidal wave!
panda: vanoss, we tried things your way.
vanoss: No, we didn't.
panda: I did it in my head and it didn't work.
Evan: i have good news and bad news. which one do you want to hear first?
anthony: the good news?
Evan: it is very unlikely that i will ever do it again
vanoss: Brock, how do i get revenge on those who have forsaken me?
Brock: the best revenge is letting go and living well
vanoss: ugh
vanoss: anthony, how do i get—
panda: i’m already packed, let’s go
-Later-
Brock: ...how did it go?
vanoss: anthony tricked me into letting go and living well
panda: gets ‘em every time
panda: ...
vanoss: ...
panda: For the last time, we are NOT going to challenge people to duel at our wedding just because we proposed to each other with swords.
vanoss: Then what’s the point???
panda: brian is being ...
vanoss: brian?
panda: A total ass, yeah.
panda: [calls vanoss] Hey! I just bought some eggs and milk from the store
vanoss: Did you forget anything, like maybe milk...?
panda: [confused] Um... No. I got it all here, why?
vanoss: WELL YOU FORGOT ME!!! WHO FORGETS THEIR BOYFRIEND AT WALMART?!?
panda: Sorry I was late I was doing... stuff...
vanoss: [bursts in]
vanoss: I’m “stuff.”
vanoss: cowboys are witches and horses are their familiars
panda: guns are their wands and they only know one spell bullet
[tyler and scotty outside]
tyler: rootin; tootin; toil n’ shootin’
scotty: fire burn and cowboy bootin’
tyler: eye of newt and spicy beans,
scotty: toe of frog and denim jeans,
tyler: whiskey, grits, n’ demon spittle
scotty: tossed into my iron griddle
tyler: with the tannin’ of our hides,
tyler and scotty: somethin’ wicked this way rides
vanoss: it’s really muggy out today.
panda:if i go outside and all our mugs are on the front lawn, i’m going to kill you.
vanoss: *sips coffee from a bowl*
panda: if i was a gardener i’d put our tulips together
vanoss, tearing up: i love you
2p! panda, looks at 2p! vanoss : well?
2p! vanoss: if i was a gardener you’d be my hoe
vanoss:
panda:
2p! panda, tearing up: i love you too hoe
moo: evan, why are you naked?
evan: i...uhh... don’t have any clothes
moo: *opens closet* sure you do, you have shirts, pants, oh hi panda, that new hat i bought you, jackets
panda: Please don’t…
Vanoss:
panda: Please don’t…
Vanoss: [draws Homer]
panda: [sigh]
jiggly: you are flower
mini: explain
jiggly: makes me happy
craig: i can’t believe we’re stuck in this room together.
anthony swallowing the key: truly unfortunate.
mini: I’m gau
mini: gag*
mini: gai**
jiggly: That’s okay, take your time.
mini: Boys.
*At a convention*
vanoss: These games are the oldest things at this convention.
vanoss, bumps into panda:
vanoss: I was wrong.
moo: What we need is a diversion. I say Mini gets naked.
jiggly: No.
Nogla: I could get naked.
Vanoss, Lui, and Basically: No!
panda: Let me see what you have
vanoss: A knife!!
panda: No!!!
tyler: Oh my god, why does he have a knife?