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4 years ago

vanoss I turned out perfectly fine!

panda: This morning, you thought a ghost made your toast.

vanoss: I DIDN'T PUT THE BREAD IN AND YOU DIDN'T PUT THE BREAD IN!!


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4 years ago

panda: How drunk was I last night?

vanoss: You forgot what milk was and called it cereal water.


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4 years ago

panda: So, what exactly is the plan?

vanoss: I told you. Save everyone and get home safely.

panda: That’s not a plan. That’s a wish list.


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4 years ago

delirious: VANOSS SUCKS. HE'S MEAN TO ME AND I'M BETTER

panda: VANOSS IS VERY IMPORTANT, AND BEAUTIFUL, AND- AND HANDSOME-

vanoss at that very moment: committing manslaughter


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4 years ago

vanoss: I will put my A down to make "A"

moo: I will add onto your "A" to make "AT"

panda: I will add onto your "AT" to make "RAT"

terroriser: [Puts a dozen letters down] I will add onto your "RAT" to make "BIOSTRATIGRAPHIC"

moo: [Knocks the board onto the floor] Oh no! Tidal wave!


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4 years ago

panda: vanoss, we tried things your way.

vanoss: No, we didn't.

panda: I did it in my head and it didn't work.


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4 years ago

Evan: i have good news and bad news. which one do you want to hear first?

anthony: the good news?

Evan: it is very unlikely that i will ever do it again


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4 years ago

vanoss: Brock, how do i get revenge on those who have forsaken me?

Brock: the best revenge is letting go and living well

vanoss: ugh

vanoss: anthony, how do i get—

panda: i’m already packed, let’s go

-Later-

Brock: ...how did it go?

vanoss: anthony tricked me into letting go and living well

panda: gets ‘em every time


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4 years ago

panda: ...

vanoss: ...

panda: For the last time, we are NOT going to challenge people to duel at our wedding just because we proposed to each other with swords.

vanoss: Then what’s the point???


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4 years ago

panda: [calls vanoss] Hey! I just bought some eggs and milk from the store

vanoss: Did you forget anything, like maybe milk...?

panda: [confused] Um... No. I got it all here, why?

vanoss: WELL YOU FORGOT ME!!! WHO FORGETS THEIR BOYFRIEND AT WALMART?!?


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4 years ago

panda: Sorry I was late I was doing... stuff...

vanoss: [bursts in]

vanoss: I’m “stuff.”


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4 years ago

vanoss: cowboys are witches and horses are their familiars

panda: guns are their wands and they only know one spell bullet

[tyler and scotty outside]

tyler: rootin; tootin; toil n’ shootin’

scotty: fire burn and cowboy bootin’

tyler: eye of newt and spicy beans,

scotty: toe of frog and denim jeans,

tyler: whiskey, grits, n’ demon spittle

scotty: tossed into my iron griddle

tyler: with the tannin’ of our hides,

tyler and scotty: somethin’ wicked this way rides


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4 years ago

vanoss: it’s really muggy out today.

panda:if i go outside and all our mugs are on the front lawn, i’m going to kill you.

vanoss: *sips coffee from a bowl*


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4 years ago

panda: if i was a gardener i’d put our tulips together

vanoss, tearing up: i love you

2p! panda, looks at 2p! vanoss : well?

2p! vanoss: if i was a gardener you’d be my hoe

vanoss:

panda:

2p! panda, tearing up: i love you too hoe


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4 years ago

moo: evan, why are you naked?

evan: i...uhh... don’t have any clothes

moo: *opens closet* sure you do, you have shirts, pants, oh hi panda, that new hat i bought you, jackets


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4 years ago

panda: Please don’t…

Vanoss:

panda: Please don’t…

Vanoss: [draws Homer]

panda: [sigh]


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4 years ago

jiggly: you are flower

mini: explain

jiggly: makes me happy


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4 years ago

craig: i can’t believe we’re stuck in this room together.

anthony swallowing the key: truly unfortunate.


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4 years ago

mini: I’m gau

mini: gag*

mini: gai**

jiggly: That’s okay, take your time.

mini: Boys.


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5 years ago

*At a convention*

vanoss: These games are the oldest things at this convention.

vanoss, bumps into panda:

vanoss: I was wrong.


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5 years ago

moo: What we need is a diversion. I say Mini gets naked.

jiggly: No.

Nogla: I could get naked.

Vanoss, Lui, and Basically: No!


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5 years ago

panda: Let me see what you have

vanoss: A knife!!

panda: No!!!

tyler: Oh my god, why does he have a knife?


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