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Sapphosscribe’s ‘A Human Condition’ chapter 31

I know he wasn’t a human in this scene but uh… NONSPECIFIC EXCUSE!!! *disappears*

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Sapphosscribe’s ‘A Human Condition’ chapter 31

Blushing Ford my beloved. I love dressing Bill up in funny outfits he’s such a Barbie doll.

Sapphosscribe’s ‘A Human Condition’ chapter 29

Any excuse I can get to not draw a background would be greatly appreciated, thanks. @sapphosscribe

Sapphosscribe’s ‘A Human Condition’ chapter 29

I struggled with this one, but I really wanted to push through and draw this scene. I seriously cannot wait for the next chapter, and am very excited for Summerween. @sapphosscribe

✨Excited to watch the stream later on ✨

They're all i think about now...

(Mr bill pines au by @/honeqq)

I'm at work so I'll have to expand on this later .....maybe ANYWAYS I have an idea for an au...

Stan and Ford as multi dimensional space pirates. That it! The pines brothers as multi dimensional space pirates where they go around to different dimensions and loot cool items. I was also thinking that bill and his henchmaniacs are like a rival pirate crew or something not sure again I'll probably expand more on this

Billy life is so .... I dont know how to feel rn ....

a long list of regrets

I really think Ford let him fall

Chess is a game for gays you know?

I really love this family

If the fam goes out to the pool would Mom Bill wear a men’s swimsuit or a women’s swimsuit?

Immediately thought of that one meme haha 😆💜

Here's some sketches from my latest fic

https://archiveofourown.org/works/64049332?view_adult=true

Also, the cross-dressing Stan design belongs to @scurvyboy with that build a bear sketch, it was just so perfect, no notes, I can't beat perfection

Some drawings of the pines twins I had lying around

Pulled apart by puppet strings

False Prophet au:

It's a Greek mythology AU where instead of the strange and anomalies, Stanford is a Greek mythology history and mythos nerd who moves to Greece to study the gods closely, and Bill is a stand-in for Apollo (he said he's his sun, his everything), Stanford is captivated and gets dreams of the god reaching out to him, becoming Bill's prophet. However, Bill lies about everything (tee hee) and is more of a mischievous deity, wanting to release some of his other friends from Tartarus, using Stanford to try and accomplish this under the guise of a prophecy he has to fulfill since it's his fate. This scenario definitely involves some religious trauma from moving from being Jewish to Hellenistic, as Fiddleford helps Ford find prophetic relics and ruins to help him fulfill his 'fate' by being a architect instead of an engineer. They still get into trouble with monsters, but now they're facing Greek mythos creatures like sirens, centaurs, and furies. Instead of the gremoblin, Fidds gets partially petrified by a Medusa perhaps, and Ford has to find a cure, which makes him more paranoid and worried. Instead of the memory gun, Ford finds his own deity to forget the things plaguing him, leading to cult time. Maybe pyramid Steve acts as a sort of Hypnos placeholder, making Fidds have wonderful dreams where he gets everything he wants, allowing him to weave his own tale while snipping away at his memories, as equivalent exchange after all suggests. In this AU, he'd essentially act like a narcoleptic insane hermit, experiencing brief phases of mental clarity when awake. Instead of the Society of the Blind Eye, there's the Society of the Closed Eye, symbolizing sleep and closing one’s eye to reality and truth, with the motto: "After all, why be awake when you can have everything you want in a dream?" People don’t know about the memory trading part, of course; they just feel 'lighter' and see it as spiritual relief. There could be a subplot where he forgets his wife and son after being involved for a bit, leading to a breakdown when he sees his dream journal with notes about his perfect marriage in dreams, but of course, one nap later, that's mysteriously gone—can't have your most devoted follower question his faith after all. Ford remains oblivious to all of this, like the socially blind man he is, assuming his friend is just lazy. Steve and Bill are rivals as deities, with Steve sending 'prophetic' dreams to Fidds to contradict whatever mission Ford is given, adding to the drama. This might all take place in the late 1970s and 1981, but I might date it back if needed. Bill is a Titan masquerading as a God, and the rest of the henchmaniacs are Titans too.

Just stuffs

More babies! All the babies!

The babies! I just love these guys here is another art dump!

'human' bill cipher

hiiiii

Finally! A trustworthy fella. Who wouldn't let him handle their illegal dealings and/or their soul (or something)?

"And remember: Don't drink and drive, but if you do; call me! Buy gold bye!"

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They did it! They broke bad! It would be a shame if they were bickering incompetent buffoons about it...

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I tried so hard to render this nicely but somehow I still prefer the sketch...

People who say the canon human Bill design is not attractive enough are cowards

I drew Bill "Goldilocks" Cipher from chapter 70 of @ckret2 's AMAZING fic. (Go read it!) It's been a while since the beach episode was posted but that can't stop me from drawing billkini!

how come ur here spying on ur ex boyfriend... triangle-friend? is bill even a boy? is anyone asking the real questions here????

Not ex, mind you. I’d say Bill technically counts as a current partner.

His gender identity is just one more confusing detail that he takes joy in refusing to explain. Supposedly there were over 14 million possible gender identities in his old dimension; but this is neither proven true nor false, so whether this is trustworthy information is up to you. I personally have given up on trying to fit him into any boxes. He is simply Bill.

Back to the original question at hand. I’m not exactly “spying” on him so much as I am keeping an eye on him to ensure he’s not spreading information I’d rather keep private or antagonizing others for no good reason. I still browse other content on this site, though.

— Stanford F. Pines

Why would Bill be asking you to call it Bizzaremageddon when he immediately called it Weirdmageddon when it started? ("Welcome one and all to Weirdmageddon!") Does he regret calling it that? Did he not call it that in your universe? Am I overthinking this? Did weirdmageddon have a different start in your universe?? Are the events of weirdmageddon as a whole different??? Am I overthinking this? Probably the last one.

I'm so normal about this.

As per previous posts when prompted (nice alliteration!), neither Weirdmageddon nor Bizzarmageddon have occurred in my dimension. It is in my best interest to ensure they never do. However, as Bill has likely made clear enough, he still intends to invade R34LITY. In that scenario the event will be called Bizzarmageddon.

Av xpt nvgiwgq, Q ascha ai’py wdbv jk hupi gg joiiio mli jstiw wl fhyv qaubraovg. V34PVLG eea g oxezvdg brnuyvih bmbbv uktuveaw beeb cvkow usza xw kulyvr fwqlqtn lytrjvxxcxhe sv bmbpmlk pmw rnlcoet rhpw gnf mkxmx. Oha 46’\ Fvdt’p wchvkhmasbbw ugutkiq lw prmgr brwvvm fw jkfhrh zw.

What’s worse, Wierdmageddon or High School?

High School. At least during Weirdmageddon I could ensure the safety of my Earth while staying on the side of safety myself. In High School I’d just end up the target of more antagonistic behavior.

oh wait im in your dni arent i

Eh, I wouldn’t worry too hard about it. That was mostly a joke. I myself am rather involved with the yellow bastard, after all.

— Stanford F. Pines

based on the last ask... what exactly is your relationship with 64'\ bill?

I have debated what exactly to answer this with for roughly 2 hours now, and have simply accepted that there is no true way to explain our relationship.

It’s a very confusing experience. A “situationship” may be a good word for it? I’m genuinely unsure.

— Stanford F. Pines

I just got flash banged by stancest (Do not look it up) and spent way to long trying to figure out how to filter tags, so finding this blog is a genuine relief

I don’t even need to look it up to know how awful that must be. I’m glad that you’ve found what you’re looking for.

— Stanford F. Pines

How you tagged that with the x on that last post is actually how you indicate a romantic pairing. Rip.

Oh. Well, I suppose it’s not entirely inaccurate.

— Stanford F. Pines