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one thing keeping me alive and thriving rn is the thought of ed motor boating the shit out of stede’s stiddies when they finally reunite. it’s what they both deserve.

What a sight for sore eyes

screen cap/edit by @sherlockig

if ed doesn’t kiss stede on his sweet nose and then give him a little boop i think i will die

I dunno maybe the horrors would be less daunting if we were holding hands

ed when someone doesn’t immediately fall kitten mitten smitten with stede the gentlemen pirate bonnet

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Our Flag Means Death (TV) Rating: Mature Warnings: Rape/Non-Con Relationships: Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet Characters: Blackbeard | Edward Teach, Stede Bonnet Additional Tags: Dubious Ethics, Masturbation, Nipple Licking, Gentleness, Unconsciousness, Season 1 Episode 4, Ed Being a Gentlemen as Best He Can, Ed was Half in Love with Stede Before They Even Spoke, Stede Looks so Soft and Touchable, Stede Would be Scandalized and Flattered Summary:

Ed generally doesn’t make a habit of feeling up feverish, near gutted men, and he especially doesn’t make a habit of touching men who are too unconscious to touch him back. He knows this isn’t something he should be doing.

But the knowing is abstract, swirling oil black in water. The touching is intimate, and real, and when Ed slips his palms over Stede’s shoulders, sliding them until his fingertips settle in the dips of Stede’s ribs, he marvels at how right it feels. How good, how correct. The idea of wrong is at the bottom of the fucking ocean.

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Or: Ed doesn’t keep his hands to himself while watching over the injured Gentlemen Pirate.

Lucius @ Ed in season 2

It feels... easy. It's just like breathing. He understands my idiosyncrasies. Finds them charming, even. We expose each other to new things, new ideas. And we laugh a lot. We just pass the time so well. I'd call those things love. I hope you find that. (digital oil painting!)

lucius: are you a big spoon or a little spoon?

ed: i’m a knife 🔪

stede, from across the ship: he’s a little spoon

like stede would a million percent accidentally wander into fae land while flower picking he would just be a sweet little duck picking sweet little flowers and see a mushroom ring and think oh! how enchanting! and just fully frolic into it

and then just skip face first into unseelie king ed and offer him a fucking dandelion or something

and when fae king ed is like ur in my domain lovely human i’ll never let you leave he’s kinda dumb struck when stede is like okie dokie friend btw that is a fine silk robe u have…

sketch by @2mucheyeliner you can find it in our RedBubble shop :)

some quick ofmd screenshot sketches