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Crazy ramblings and the top 5 worst pets
So here it is i guess, I've never really cared enough about anything i think before to write much down as i'm sure this will only act as proof for anyone of the belief i am crazy but anyway i digress. I'm not going to lie and say anything i think is ever meaningful but it is hopefully a new way to look at the world and how shit most things in it are, not that i want to make everyone as pessimistic as i am.
Seeing as i'm already tired as fuck and i haven't really put much thought into what i was going to write about i figured i could do worse than have my first post about a list of some pets you should definitely avoid like the plague no matter how cool some may appear at a first glance.
5. Snakes
Ok so at some point or another lots of teenagers think it would be an awesome idea to get snakes, i mean what could be more awesome than a rat-eating creature that many people are terrified of? Well have you ever been the zoo and seen snakes there? If not you haven't missed much cause most of the time they are just fucking sitting there doing absolutely nothing. I mean really what can you do with a snake that you can't by googling "Snake eating rat video"? After you get bored of seeing a rat being slowly devoured every few days (which you will) you will quickly realize snakes are boring as shit and you would have been better off getting a normal pet like a dog, or better yet not getting a pet at all.
4. Mice
All this paragraph is wrote from first hand experience so you can take my experienced word when i say never bother with mice. We had 4 when i was young and of those 4 one died after 2 weeks of buying them, another was put down after going crazy and the other two did nothing but sleep during the time kids are awake. I guess the thing i would look for in a pet is a sense that it actually enjoys it when i pay attention to it, with mice you get the impression that whenever you take them out of their cage they feel they have to run for their lives and they make it their aim to escape your clutches and break for freedom. However as one of the remaining two found out freedom can often be taken away you by a size 10 shoe coming down on your head accidentally cutting your glorious escape a little short. I guess you could do worse though which leads me onto the 3rd worst pet you can buy.
3. Cats
Not that i particulary like dogs but how there is even a battle between which is better between cats and dogs astounds me. Cats can't really be classed as pets to me, you don't really need to look after them at all although i guess that is the appeal they have to some people. I have known families go away for a week and just leave their cat at home with no one there to look after it. After all they can just go out and get their own food and aren't in the house most the time so why bother leaving it somewhere where it will probably just hate it. I guess i mostly feel sorry for anyone with cats as i see it more as admitting you are unable to look after a real pet and so just resort to getting one which could happily live without any input from you.
2. "Toy" Dogs
There is probably a list of breeds classed as toy dogs but for the intent of this paragraph just assume a toy dog is one which i could kick a distance greater than 5 metres. Regular dogs can at least be treated as a sensible pet but i cannot see any reason someone would choose a toy dog to a proper breed at all. The yaps 99% of these emit is enough to drive anyone insane and on top of that they will treat your floor as their private toilet whenever they ned to piss and you will evenvitably end up standing in it a lot, if you're anywhere near as lucky as me probably just after you put a new pair of socks on. If you want a dog use this idea as a general rule of thumb, if you can walk it through a busy street without constantly worrying it will be crushed it is probably an ok pet, if you can't you should question why you bothered in the first place and carry out my 5 metre kick test yourself.
1. Goldfish
My all time worst pet ever however has to go to goldfish. Why anyone could ever feel so lonely they feel the company of a pet goldfish is better than none at all is a mystery to me. Theres so many reasons why they suck i could go on for hours but really any pet whose death invokes about as much grief as when you stub your toe shouldn't be classed as a pet at all. I can't really blame people though who don't give a shit when theirs dies as if you try recollect any happy memories of it's life you will soon find the most joy it ever brought you was when you laughed at the fact it had a trail of shit hanging out of it and it didn't even notice (anyone with a pet goldfish has done this don't lie to yourselves).
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