Breaking Bad - Blog Posts
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I HATE NACHO X LALO SO MUUUCHHHHH
this poor man just wanted to have a peaceful life with his father and then LALO SHOWED UP FUCK ALL YOU DIPSHITS
he's such a silly guy!!!! like why are you so silly 😂😂😂 why u standing like that :3333
WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU EVER POST YOUR FULL NAME AND ADDRESS YOU STUPID FUCKING CUNT YOU DESERVE TO GET SWATTED
Do you honest to god think my full name is Walter Hartwell White and I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane
He saw methylamine
My handwriting sucks 😒
KIT WE NEED TO COOK!!!!
Watching Breaking Bad for the first time
It should be called Br-M(e)aking Bad Decisions because that is all that Walter ever does
I'm only about halfway though season 2 of Breaking Bad but I love how so far, the show can be summed up as such:
Walter: Jesse, we need to do The Thing, Jesse
Jesse: Yo, mista White, we can't do The Thing, yo. The streets have their own rules, man. You can't fuck around like that or else you get fucked over like a bitch, real.
Walter: You're a stupid junkie and you're stupid. I Am Right and we will do it my way and we will not get fucked over like bitches because unlike you, I am not stupid
*they both proceed to get fucked over like bitches because Walter ignored all of Jesse's warnings about not doing The Thing*
Walter: Jesse, you stupid idiot meth head! You're stupid! This is your fault!!
lord take all of their suffering and give it to Walter White
Saddest throwaway shot in the entire series FIGHT ME
its so small and arbitrary but its so interesting to me that walt is constantly intruding on jesse's spaces throughout the show to the point of jesse basically having no true private safe space of his own. walt, on the other hand, is super territorial of his home and the spaces his life occupies. fuck, walt flies into a rage in "down" when jesse is parked down the STREET from his house. but walt is constantly barging into wherever jesse is living at the time, pounding on the door and yelling his name and letting himself in. he breaks into jesse's house TWICE in season 2. walt is allowed to have his privacy, but jesse is not. its such an insidious abuse tactic. walt's like the parent taking jesse's bedroom door off its hinges.
no one in breaking bad was capable of having normal, casual feelings for jesse pinkman. they either wanted to fuck him silly, nurture him like he was a baby bird who fell out of the nest, or torture him in a slutty, perverted way. and walt’s biggest crime was that he wanted to do all three. now that’s the greed they talk about in the bible.
it is NASTY how Walt immediately starts referring to Jane as Jesse's "stripper girlfriend" and gives absolutely no credence or respect to any of Jesse's personal relationships. Walt constantly insults everyone Jesse cares about in order to alienate and isolate him into a world where the only valid relationship Jesse's allowed to have is with him. the only person who Jesse is allowed to spend time with is him. When Walt berates Jesse for not answering the phone he says "what could you possibly be doing? Pick up" and Jesse sprints in to answer to him. Walt knows Jesse has very few people in his life, has no plans, no obligations, no one checking in on him. Literally textbook predatory behavior. And Jesse just falls right into all of his traps. every time. whew it's crazy in here guys, tune in
when ppl talk about all the incredible, powerful visuals and imagery in breaking bad this is what they're talking about btw. to me
Chemistry teachers with cancer will see a whimsical twink fall half-naked out of a window and be like is anyone going to form an abusive Freudian psychosexual relationship with him and also cook meth with him and also kill his girlfriend and also sell him to a Nazi cult and also
I killed a dog. I put him down, I watched him go. I was looking him straight in the eyes. He didn't know what was happening, he didn't know why. He was just scared
Henley Monday -
For the very first time, this week's Henley Monday has more than one person featured and the second is not wearing the shirt of honor. But it was only right to feature these two guys, only appropriate, the only respectable option.
We salute you Mr. Aaron Paul and Mr. Bryan Cranston for being stalwarts of incredible television these last few years. We'll certainly miss you as Messrs. White and Pinkman, yet we know we shall soon be seeing you in a great number of other roles due to the level of greatness on which you stand.
Good-bye for now, gents. Keep up the good work, and Aaron, keep up the choice of henley+cardigan combo.