Bruce Banner - Blog Posts
Thor: Who would you kill out of the four of us, Steve?
Steve: Bruce, easily.
Bruce, laughing: What the fuck, man.
Steve: Well, Tony would be too easy. He’d probably be into it.
Tony, now standing in the doorway: What the fuck, man!?
*The squad over at Steve’s house*
Thor: Ohhh, we each get our own oven?
Steve: …N-No…
Steve, laughing: How many ovens do you think I have???
Thor, motioning to the kitchen: Three, I thought!
Bruce: I see a—
Steve, motioning to one device: This is a microwave.
Thor: Oh, well I—
Steve: Hey wait, wait, actually- hang on- *fiddles with the buttons on the microwave*
Steve, amazed: It’s got a bake setting!
Clint: Ohoho, you learn something new everyday!
Tony: Do we- Do we roshambo for who gets to pick first?
Steve: Now I’ve just discovered I have more ovens than I thought, we don’t need to roshambo nothin!
Steve: I am someone who owns four ovens…
Steve, louder and way too happy: I am someone… who owns FOUR OVENS…
Steve: I didn’t know I was so rich with ovens…
Natasha, pointing to another appliance: Also the toaster oven!
Steve:
Thor: Ohhh, toasty boy! Four- Five ovens!
Steve:
Steve, fucking ECSTATIC: I AM SOMEONE WHO OWNS FIVE OVENS
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who wants a marvel
ship??
rules!
- it can be anonymous or not, your choice
- send your gender(?), sexual preference, height, appearance and traits you possess! hobbies and things you enjoy!
easy peasy :)
i’ll tell you who i ship you with out of the marvel bunch!
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A brilliant dark haired intellectual who’s the most advanced in his field of study is universally mocked for how strange his work is except by his partner who completely supports and believes in him.
Seeking to prove himself, he makes a risky gamble and is ensnared by cosmic powers he doesn’t fully understand that transform him into someone he barely recognizes: causing his life, relationships, and mental health to suffer until he finally deals with the insecurity and self loathing that fueled his decisions in the first place and accepts the parts of himself he doesn’t like while his partner, who helped him get this far and was sacrificed for his ambitions, haunts the narrative.
Which one am I talking about?
the Continued Awkwardness of being an official "Non-Avenger" Avenger by Anti_Social_Headphones_Kid
Spidey's gotten closer to the Avengers ever since they've returned, and everything seems to be going smooth- his identity is still safe, and he's friends with the Avengers- it couldn't get any better then that, right?
The Avengers on the other hand, have started to love having the Spider around- but their opinions on his identity are getting confusing, to say the least
The Adventures of Peter Parker and Shuri by aceschwarz222
T'Challa must spend two weeks at the Avengers Compound working on an agreement with Tony Stark in light of Wakanda opening its borders and resources. He brings along his sister, Shuri, who meets the equally nerdy Peter Parker.
More Adventures of Peter Parker and Shuri by
aceschwarz222
Peter Parker and Shuri are science bros for life. It's been a year since they first met, and with the second summer upon them, it's time for more crazy shenanigans. And what better place to start those shenanigans than with a wedding in Las Vegas?
As add on subjects (other subjects that we do for a term and not year round), one of them is textiles, or Soft Tech. Last night I got bored, so I decided to try a design for a doll. I ended up having measurements and everything, and I've decided that, if I do do this, I'm gonna make the Avengers. Although we haven't started designing yet, I'm seriously considering this. If anyone wants this idea, they're free to use it. Also, if anyone has any suggestions, feel free to tell me.
If anyone wants the measurements and they can't see them, then just comment or something, and I'll post them.
'Til the flip side dawns upon us,
Baibai
I just re watched Avengers 1 and remember how that guy in the warehouse let Bruce borrow a motorcycle no questions asked and had spare clothes on hand? Who else do we know rides a motorcycle and would be old at that time while still being young enough to ride one?
FUTZING STEVEN GRANT ROGERS!!!!
My theory is that motor guy is actually old man Steve. What say you?
So I'm currently watching Civil War
While dressed as Bruce Banner and eating a potato as my mom's boyfriend is trying to kick me out. So how's your day going for ya?
Guess who’s cosplaying Bruce Banner at school to help boost my confidence to do an oral report on Kenya (I painted my hands to look like I was hulking out but it faded a bit)
Flipping A Story (Avengers X Teen!Fem!Reader) *PLATONIC
Characters: Avengers X Teen!Fem!Reader
Universe: Marvel, Avengers
Warnings: Bullying, fighting, violence, bit of swearing
Request: Part I: Hey! How about a avengers x reader where Reader has “mass mind control” power where she work it like a computer. She can copy, paste, cut memories from one to another. Basically control people, and make herself look like a complete victim if she wants to. She’s a teen, usually reserved and kind . She sees the Avengers as her family and friends. She had developed a thick skin to bullies and hate, just ignore them. But one day it gets out of hand in school. Part 2: They talk shit about the Avengers. And she was pissed. She decided to have fun, made him and his friend fight each other. Laugh at it. And before the principle comes, she was already fake crying. The kids ended up with slight skull fracture, broken jaw, losing teeth and some bruises. But well, she was crying so it wasn’t her fault anyways. But peter manged to record the whole thing and gave to the avengers. They were horrified and impressed at her power and acting skill.
You had a tough skin, an armour you had built up over the years through exposure to being treated differently and badly by peers and strangers alike. You’d taught yourself to be reserved, to be quiet, be kind, and be patient, because at the end of the day, you were aware you had a power that could cause a lot of damage if you so desired. It was through your caution and level head, that you found yourself close friends with people who actually understood you. The Avengers.
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Writing Patterns (Tag Game)
Rules: list the first line of your last 10 (posted) fics and see if there's a pattern!
Thank you @stripedscribe and @mutuallyprime for tagging me in this!
1. Foggy Nelson had never been a scaredy-cat. (Not how this was supposed to work)
2. When Foggy comes home late, be it because he had a client meeting, met with some friends, or had other errands to run, it is usually to the same scene. (Hooks and Needles)
3. When Foggy heard footsteps out in his garden of petrified figures, he sighed. (Garden of Stone)
4. Matt knew that something was different the second he pushed the front door open. (You're Lucky You're Cute)
5. Matt was sitting on a rooftop. (Finding your mind)
6. “Why do you always dress masc?” Clint asked Bruce. (It's about feeling pretty)
7. Clint woke up. (This is not the end (Oh, how I wish it had been))
8. “What are you doing?” Foggy asks, looking down at Matt, who seems to have decided he is a monkey now and Foggy is the cosiest tree around. (The Minidevil)
9. Matt didn’t remember how or even when exactly it had started that they said it. (I've meant it all)
10. Clint was lying in bed. (The Color of Pain)
This is a pretty good image of the way I start almost all my works. There is not really a start to them, they just take someone™️ and takes them somewhere™️ or let them say something™️.
I also write mostly past tense, but have had a few present tense fics recently. Usually I start them that way for some reason and then have to fight my way to the end.
Tagging @cnwolf-brainrot @heretherebewolves @zekeyboy @foxywrites @flowerparrish and everyone else who reads this and wants to participate <3<3<3
LGBTQ Bingo - Masterlist
Body Dysphoria : Building a Relationship / Chapter 3: Saturday morning / HawkDevil / 1787 / Teen and Up Audiences
Would you be so kind - Dodie : Who even am I? / Chapter 2: Looking Forward / Dumpster Bros / 4541 / Teen and Up Audiences
Coming out Party : Boy Cake / Avocados / 5582 / Teen and Up Audiences
Erik Lehnsherr/Charles Xavier : Sleepy Cuddles / Cherik (Charles Xavier x Erik Lehnsherr) / 460 / General Audiences
FREE SPACE : Building a Relationship / Chapter 6: All the talking / HawkDevil (Clint Barton x Matt Murdock) / 1819 / Teen and Up Audiences
Mutual Masturbation : As You Are / WinterHawk (Clint Barton x Bucky Barnes) / 4308 / Mature
Genderfluid!Bruce Banner : It's about feeling pretty / Avengers / 3241 / General Audiences
"Misgendering me on purpose? And You're proud of yourself?" : Building a Relationship / Chapter 12: Fuck Transphobia / HawkDevil (Clint Barton x Matt Murdock) / 5394 / Teen and Up Audiences
Kiss on the Forehead : Building a Relationship / Chapter 9: Baby Agents / HawkDevil (Clint Barton x Matt Murdock) / 3463 / Teen and Up Audiences
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Chapter 3 of New Avenger
Sign language is italics
Lily Redstone was running away from agents of HYDRA, because she was afraid that they will perform a experiment on her. Lot of HYDRA agents were catching up to her, as she don't really want to risk her power up to it's capable. Here is what happened few hours ago...
Red Skull told Hendrik and Darya Redstone that he want their daughter to be experiment, because he want to find a way to manipulate her, and cause her power to be gone. They both agreed to it, because they want their daughter to know that they're the "good guys". As Red Skull left them, Darya told her husband, "Now where is she right now"? He told her, "I have a feeling that our daughter will be resist, and refused to agreed that we're the good guys, because she already found out the truth about us".
Lily was sleeping on her bed, when her roommate, Astrid Fredrick wake her up all of a sudden. Astrid was her first friend, and she was wear what each HYDRA agents would wear. She have a pixie cut red hair. Lily told her roommate "what is it, Astrid?" She told her "your parents agreed to have you experiment, because they want you to be normal. So we will have to held you for experiment..." Lily can't believe her eyes out, so she told Astrid "please don't do this to me, because I thought that you're my friend."
She told her "I'm sorry, I really am." She was about to grab her, and held her, when Lily punch her on her poor nose, and she have to escape. So she open the door to the hallway, and she saw bunch of agents, and she ended dash, try to lose them... That get us to where we are right now....
New York
Avengers was about to give up, when Natasha yelled "we got something, finally"!!!! All of them run to where Natasha are, and they told her "what is it"? She told them "well, I technically don't find her yet, but I believe that I have her location, but signal are glitched, and it is possibly that she is in one of those 5 locations"... Nick Fury told them "what are we waiting for, she could suffer there long enough, because she grew up with them".....
Tony Stark told him "what did you know about Lily's parents"? Nick Fury sighs, and he knew that it's time for him to tell his team the truth. He told them "I only knew who Lily's father was, because he used to work for SHIELD, until HYDRA show up, and take control his life, and convince him that we're the bad guys"....
When Nick Fury told team the truth, Natasha felt really upset, that she left them, and they're not understand why she left them, expect Clint. He told them "I will go and see if she's ok." They give him nods in approved, because they knew that he was fall in love with Natasha.
Natasha was in her room, and she was losing in one of her memory, where she used to working with Lily's mother, Darya Redstone. Clint enter her room, don't want to bother her, but he also knew that Natasha is not okay. Natasha look up to find Clint on her bed, and he said "Are you alright, Nat?" She said "no, I'm not okay, this is kind of like Budapest all over again." Clint told her "We both remember Budapest very different." Natasha told Clint "that's not what I means by that, I means this is before Budapest, before we both met..."
Clint was felt little confused, as he told her "is this about the Red Room, isn't it?" She just can't find a word to says, so she break down, and cried. He felt bad for his best friend, possibly more than that, so he take her into his hug. He wish that he can take most of her pain away. He never see this vulnerable side of her before. Natasha felt safe, and find comfort in Clint's arms once again, as she look at him, and she said "I'm so sorry." Clint kept her in his arms, as he told her "you don't have to apologize, we will find Lily Redstone, and make her part of our team."
Natasha look at him, as she said "I was at the Red Room, was about to become tired, when woman who name is Darya Chernoff....she was my friend, until I found out that she was working for HYDRA.... I felt like I can't do anything, because I want to have children, and look at what happened to me." "After I graduated from the Red Room, they banned me from have child, so they have me you know..... That was hardest moment of my life yet... I tried to fake to fail my physical test, but they knew it all along.. last time I heard was that Darya Chernoff was married to Hendrik Redstone."
As Clint listen to her story, he realized something, and he ask Natasha "Is Lily 'Archer' Redstone Darya and Hendrik's daughter?" Natasha look at him, and told him "that's impossible, because she already graduated from the Red Room, so headmaster must banned her from have a child....but unless." He look at her, as he told her "she must tricked you, and make you felt worst, but don't worry, I will be here to help you."
Natasha ask Clint "Why did you want to help me, when you could have killed me back in Budapest?" He sighs, knew that it was time to tell his best friend the truth about his feeling... He look at her, as he told her "I think that it's time for you to know the truth about me."
Tag: @carol-thirteen
Chapter 2 of New Avenger
New York
Natasha and her best friend, Clint were trying to find Lily 'Archer' Redstone, because HYDRA is show up on their radar. They called Tony, Bruce, Steve, and Thor. Natasha used to worked for Russia Organization as assassin. She used to work along with Darya Redstone, Lily's mother, but she realized that she was working for HYDRA, so Natasha decided to stop work along with her. That's how she get the name "Black Widow" because she was the one and only person who even survive the Red Room, but there is a consequence for her. Consequence for her is that she can't have any children.
Even though, she was getting on SHIELD's radar in very bad way, so Nick Fury send Clint Barton to kill her in Budapest, but instead of that, he offered her a place on SHIELD, and Avengers. Together they fall in love, as they're in Budapest
Tony was help Natasha, and Clint find Lily 'Archer' Redstone, because their leader of the Avengers Initiative, Nick Fury want her to be on Avengers team. He used to knew Hendrik, Lily's father, because he was a good agent of SHIELD, before he was take control by HYDRA.
HYDRA headquarter
Here is the thing, now that Lily 'Archer' Redstone had made a terrible discovered that her parents Hendrik, and Darya were an agents for HYDRA, but she refused to believe that, because she thought that they're the good guys. Lily Redstone is afraid now that people around the world will find the truth about her, and her power. She is 19 years old right now. She complete her high school with a diploma, but have no idea what to do after high school is over. She have a beautifully mohawk braid brown hair, along with blue as highlights.
Lily's goal is to protect the good people, no matter how bad the situation are. She still don't understand why blue wings is on her back, and she don't like the attention that she got from agents of HYDRA around her. Of course, she was popular among them, because she was daughter of the most top and best HYDRA agents. Lily hate HYDRA by the moment she make that discover.... She have enough of that, so she plan to create a revenge, and take HYDRA down, but she need some help...
Hendrik and Darya felt embrassed from the moment that they found out that their daughter is profoundly deaf, and she have power. They're start to get really afraid of her. They are very upset, because they want Lily to be normal, and they want her to become a HYDRA agent, so they can restore HYDRA's glory back.
HYDRA's leader is man who face is complete red, missing a nose, have no hair. He was the leader of HYDRA during the World War 2, when he actually fought against Captain America, but he lose to him. This person's name is Red Skull. He was second in command to Adolf Hitler, Germany leader. World War 2 start from 1939 until 1945, when Captain America himself end the war, though he put plane into the ocean. Red Skull go into the hiding, and he secret hired those who will be agents of HYDRA.
Red Skull make a deal to offered to two people, one of them was an Agent of SHIELD, while another one was ex-assassin. He promised to them that they'll work together to take SHIELD down, because they are the bad guys. Blinded by the truth, two people both agreed... They're Hendrik and Darya Redstone...
Hendrik destroy his oath to SHIELD, and Darya quit Russia organization, so they can work together to take SHIELD down with the help of Red Skull.
What will happen when Lily 'Archer' Redstone found out that her power cannot be controlled, because of HYDRA and experiment it did on her...
Tag: @marvel-girl-xo @longwayfrombudapest @carol-thirteen