every time I look at this page I think (and start crying) about how beautiful his sense of humor, his hair and his choice of clothing are.
it’s always “the hero would sacrifice you to save the world” vs “the villain would sacrifice the world to save you,” but what about the spy gone rogue who would stop burning down the world just for you????
kidnap him
proceed to reveal that he is not human, just an artificial soul created from 2,383 lines of code
when the above don’t seem to make him like you, reveal that you murdered his friends
when he gets mad at you, repeat that he is not human and that his friends were lying to him
when he is still unconvinced, tell him you will kill every human that matters to him
for a dramatic exit, unleash hell on your brother for 0.3 seconds
I don't know if anyone talked about it yet but
This randomly popped into my head