ratchet: - has anyone seen bumblebee and smokescreen?
bulkhead: - oh i'm sure they're fine. i left them with wheeljack!
ratchet: - no offense, bulkh, but those two sentences don't go together.
tfp!human!au:
smokescreen: - hey bee, do you happen to have a band-aid? i seem to have cut my finger..
bumblebee: *nods and hands him several colorful band-aids with different cartoon characters*
smokescreen: ☆.☆`
smokescreen: - ..so you mean i have to choose one?.. you know what, lend me your knife for a minute, too!
smokescreen: - well, in my defense, i was left unsupervised!
optimus: - wait, wasn't bumblebee with you?
bumblebee:
smokescreen:
smokescreen: - in his defense, he was also left unsupervised.
knock out: - if a beautiful mech disagrees with me i'll immediately change my views. i have no principles.
bumblebee: - well, maybe you should have principles.
knock out: - you're right, maybe i should.
tfp!human!au
video blogger: «most people only work to secure the future for their children»
optimus: *looks at sleeping bumblebee*
optimus, quietly: - oh, that is so, the best future awaits you.