New York Pool Natural
i dont “write”, i put my blorbos in a pan at medium heat with olive oil garlic and onion and stirfry for 5 mins
No matter what a post on tumblr tries to tell you, your moral and ethical stances will never be determined by what you reblog and what you scroll past. Don’t let manipulation tactics force you into doing anything you don’t want to do.
He's a 10 but talks in a bad shakespeare impression, wears clothes that are the exact same colour as his skin, fought three children and lost, fought two of those same children in a pirate costume while riding a machine he stole from the garbage, also lost, got punched in the eye by the embodiment of MS Paint, is so bad at his job that half the fandom thinks he's secretly god, hit on the queen in front of her ex-husband, a person who was also his boss, worked in retail, and feeds worms to his son
I can’t explain it but girl in a Toby Fox game is a gender in and of itself
eighteen PATHETIC MEN in your AREA with the WETTEST SADDEST EYES youve ever seen want to TALK ABOUT THE WORST MUSIC YOUVE EVER HEARD with YOU!
*Sobs* *Cries* *Screams loudly as tears roll down my face*
While it's...cute? in fanart to see Kris go up and hug Susie, in canon, when Kris is moving on their own to sit next to her, they always give her space.
(Measuring tape for social distancing added for emphasis)
And the one time Kris (jokingly?) asked her for a hug/to share her jacket, they asked, they didn't glomp her.
They immediately smile at her ribbing a moment later, showing that they're not bothered by the refusal.
In fact, any time they've gotten physically close, it's because Susie approached Kris.
Which Kris seems to be perfectly alright with; she's their best friend and Kris does seem to want to be close to her, since they ask her for a hug after the Spamton fight.
My point is, Kris deliberately gives her space when it's up to them how close to get to her. Not only are they respectful of her boundaries, Kris seems to want Susie to bridge that physical gap herself.
If they hug, Susie's probably going to be the one to do it first.
Aro Hunter and Aro Willow...QPR...LISJEIOWJOIJ-
THE BUTTERFLY ON SUSIE'S HEAD REFERENCING REAPER BIRD'S FIRST ATTACK SEOIJPOEIJWPOREJGOPIERJ I CAN'T OP I CAN'T WELRFJWPOIEJFPOEIJFOP-
[ID: A digital watercolor-style artwork of Susie from Deltarune, done in purple tones. She is slumping in a corner of the alleyway in Hometown, her left arm resting on one leg and a thoughtful expression on her face. A small dish rests on the ground in front of her. The graffiti on the brick walls provide striking pops of color against the slightly monochromatic purples. On the left is ICE-E in turquoise, with unintelligible writing next to it and on the right is Everyman in hot pink, with his name written in all caps next to it. Tellingly, there is a can of spray paint (titled PRAY SPAINT) in hot pink next to Susie, as well as a hot pink butterfly resting on her head. The two trash cans on the right are filled with flowers of gold, light blue, orange, deep blue, purple, green, and yellow. End ID]
Something about bright relentless futures or whatever
Reblogs are highly appreciated
Checking in just to say Kris is the most human ever and I love them with every inch of my fucking heart
Happy Let Papyrus Say Fuck day!!
[Image Description: A Papyrus dialogue box with Papyrus' default sprite. The dialogue says: "* FUCK!"] (Picture created using this website)
Me, simping for Alastor: I AM SIMPING SO HARD YOU'RE SO HOT WELRGIEORJG but I promise that I will be keeping my distance. Just simping from a far distance you don't have to worry about me. I'm enjoying your presence and finding pleasure in looking at your design but like. I am looking respectfully. You are very very attractive and my hands are tucked deep in my own pockets very far away from you. Your voice is so hot I will refrain from thinking about you kissing my lips. I wish you find so much happiness and entertainment in life.
Hug.
Oh my God-
Adrien: Thank you so much Ladybug you are my wife
Ladybug: H
Adrien: No I mean-- LIFE! You are my life
Ladybug: !?!?
Adrien: I MEAN YOU SAVED MY LIFE
i don't think fictional characters in media can hear the soundtrack when it plays but kris deltarune can definitely hear rude buster whenever they enter a fight
teal and orange truly is the greatest color combo in the world. like name one better combo
Just imagining him saying 'OH HI SANS' the same way Dr. Doofenshmirtz says "Oh hi Vanessa!" in the song "There's a Platypus controlling me" LIHJGOIJERGIOJE-
Broke: Underfell Papyrus being an abusive jerk to everyone, including his brother
Woke: "AH, HUMAN, WHAT AN UNEXPECTED SURPRISE... AND BY UNEXPECTED, I MEAN COMPLETELY EXPECTED" "WITH THIS PUZZLE, I WILL TAKE OVER THE UNDERGROUND! NYEHEHEH!"
this is seriously everything I want to see from that au
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA OP I NEVER THOUGHT OF IT LIKE THAT OMG YOU'RE SO RIGHT THERE IS ACTUALLY NEVER ANY SIGN OF ICE-E IN UNDERTALE *EXCEPT* FOR THAT ONE PAPER THAT BELONGS TO SANS HOW HAD I NOT CONNECTED THE DOTS ON THIS YET LSEIUGHIEORJGO OP YOU'RE A GENIUS OP I CAN'T WELRIHFIOERHGPOGR YOU'RE RIGHT YOU'RE SO RIGHT WERHIGIWERJGPOIERJP (Also your art is amazing and I love it so so much!!<33 And I love how you depict the skelebros, they're so lovely :""")<3)
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i love the idea that kris and dess were super close too :D
DON’T OPEN THE DOOR
[Image description: A screen shot of a tumblr comment by "limitsontoday". It reads: "contributing to the stringboard nonsense by pointing out noelle finds kris bringing her to the spamton shop door nostalgic. she also remarks the dealmaker seems familiar to her when you have her equip it".] *UNHOLY SCREECHING*
Give me a second here I think I just had another Pepe Silvia moment (1/???)
[ID: A collection of images of the December spelling puzzle walk. Kris and Noelle walk side by side on parallel lanes, pressing switches to unblock each other’s paths and Noelle stepping on switches with letters on them. Along the way, Noelle says, “I always wanted to go someplace new, you know? And Dess… always told me she’d take me. Somewhere like this. Somewhere with shining lights.” /End ID.]
Been seeing people say that we have to make Twitter completely unprofitable now that Elon owns it, and that's completely true. We need to do that. But we're not going to do that by just being so fucking annoying that no one else wants to be on Twitter. We have to be calculated, coordinated, and so fucking annoying that no brands want to be on Twitter. This must mark the resurgence of The Brand Wars. So if you're on Twitter, you must be completely insufferable to brands. Every brand account you find, comment "SILENCE BRAND" on their posts, block them, tell everyone you know to block them, and move on to the next one. This includes the brands you like. I don't care if Wendy's Twitter is funny; block them. If all the funny popular brand Twitter accounts lose even a quarter of their following in a decently short period of time, they will freak out, and they will blame Musk. If every time you see a sponsored post you immediately block the account that sponsored it, that's money that Twitter can't make off of you anymore, and that's money that Musk loses. We can do this, but we have to do it together, so let's show the world just how powerful a social media community can be and show them that billionaires have no place in that community.
Pirate lesbians my beloved<3
Pirate jokes
YES YES YES EAT IT J.K.ROWLING YOU AND YOUR WEIRD LITTLE MOVIES HAVE NOTHING AGAINST THE POWER OF THE FURRIES Gosh hearing this made me so happy I love to see that terf fail
THE FURRIES ARE KILLING HARRY POTTER
[Image Description: An image of Fyodor Dostoevsky from Bungou Stray Dogs' manga from neck up. He is floating in water and his left forearm is positioned on the top of his head. He has a very angry expression and water drops are running down his face. A dialogue box next to him reads: "……". The image's colors are in black and white.] He is FUCKED and we love to see it! We also love to see him survive please please please please-
This is the face of a man not expecting to get his shit absolutely F*CKED
SO THAT'S WHY????!?
so that's why
[Image Description: Two images. The first image is Fyodor Dostoevsky from Bungou Stray Dogs' manga from neck up. He is floating in water and his left forearm is positioned on the top of his head. He has a very angry expression and water drops are running down his face. A dialogue box next to him reads: "…...". The image's colors are in black and white. The second image is a screenshot of a series of tags. It reads as: "#THAT IS THE FACE OF SOMEONE WHO DOES NOT SURRENDER #I ADORE THE DISPLAY OF TRUE BOILING ANGER HERE I love to see emotions on n his face #IN THOSE EYES #HE WILL NOT LOSE I bet my money on that #more than half the fandom already wants to collectively murder Dazai I cannot believe this manga seriously#bsd #bsd manga #bsd manga spoilers #fedya #MY. SOUL. #I REFUSE THE POSSIBILITY OF HIM DYING #AND HE REFUSES IT TOO JUST LOOK DEEPER INTO THOSE EYES #PERFECT PANEL] HELLO MA'AM YOU'RE MY FAVORITE PERSON EVER YOU GET IT
this takes the cake for my favorite fyodor panel ever.