Dehydrated elvis
Lactose intolerant elvis
Elvis based off of that group of skydivers
Elvis Nixon
Conservative uncle Elvis
Gen Alpha Elvis (based off of @gen-z-elvis )
Vegan/Vegetarian Elvis who doesn’t eat lizards and beetles
Elvii based off of increasingly obscure satellites
Horse Girl Elvis
Therapy Elvis (I know @elvissupportgroup exists but I need something more private)
Tech support hotline Elvis
Influencer Elvis
Some guy who created Elvis as a dnd character and dimension shifted to tumblr and is very confused
Orb maker Elvis
I’m sure some of these already exist
feel free to add more
edit: mayo elvis