Chris Kratt - Blog Posts
Nezuko-Chris evolution
And i think Daki will be Donita
Wild kratts in love (2)
(part 1)
A little malfunction
A little
never pause wild kratts
ㅤㅤ DUDE WTF IS THAT!?!?!?
WHY!? 😭😭😭
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They definitely didn't have any water to drink.
No, not a single drop
wild kratts knows a lot about animals, not fruits
leaving aside the already known "Aviva asks for an orange juice that is really blackberry juice"
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today we present… coconut plums with purple pulp
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so, this is a coconut plum
and this is what it looks like in wild kratts
ok ok.. quite similar as far as we can tell
so... could you tell… if they are white on the inside… WHY THE PULP IS FUCKING PURPLE IN THIS SCENE
WHY!?
and don't tell me that it's the peel, it's more than obvious that it's the pulp💀💀💀💀
maybe it was one that was already old? I don't know, I've never really seen the process of a coconut plum XD
but- bro?
I guess the designers of wild kratts like to make the fruit pulp… purple(?
HELP I LOVE THIS
LOOKS SO DIFFERENT BUT SO CUTE CHRIS KRATT I LOVE YOU
we all know it's a lie if chris said he didn't have a favorite animal, right?
these two definitely take the number one spot in his heart
he may love all the aimals he encounters, but these two just beat the rest, and I'm not going to argue with anyone about it.
ahhh yes... the green animal footprint of Chris's creature power suit... how can I forget it?
and it's still green after the transformation... just amazing
still green...
But... Wait... Now its blue?
nah... the video just has low quality, it's probably just my perception
well no... it's not just my perception. is blue.
and now it's green again
well... another production error ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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me and the team took a little vacation from animal adventures, we all decided to stay at home.
during that time i started learning morse code and was amazed at how easy it really was
when we finally returned to the adventures I could already read and listen to simple messages in Morse
But now I wish I never learned it...
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now every day I hear the animals say "it's about to happen... there is no salvation"
Toodles can't understand why Chris is flirting with a jaguar
I don't know who I'm envying more...
Chris disappeared on July 27, 2022 at 7:30 am.
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we had gone out to do our morning routine in the woods, when suddenly he was no longer by my side
The cops and the people in charge of the area did everything they could to find him, but after 8 months they closed the case... leaving as the final verdict that my brother had died
I cried disconsolately every night and during the days I didn't even have the strength to get up
I had lost my brother... My only reason for existing. The whole world had saddened, the news were full of that situation and nothing ever felt like it did before.
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Not until the day he came back...
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On July 27, 2023 at 7:30 am, in the exact same forest, he came out of the woods as if nothing had happened.
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He was back...my brother was back! The same cheerful and enthusiastic guy who had left a year ago.
Everything seemed to return to normal, the world was full of color again and everyone was celebrating his return.
But I was quite confused... He was exactly the same. He was happy, healthy and curious, coming back a year later. But who is this guy?
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He can't be my brother... I perfectly remember when i destroyed him with my tiger creature power suit, tearing him apart until all his blood was drained, hearing his screams of agony while his heart stopped beating.
But then... whose arrival were we celebrating...? To whom was I faking a smile every time I saw him...? What was that thing I was calling my 'brother'...?
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It can't be Chris... Because I remember exactly where I hid his remains.
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Creditos de la traducción xd: @vazaez
*toodles starts sniffing Chris' neck*
*Chris who was enjoying the comfort of a sofa*: What the fuck are you doing toodles?
Toodles: shut up... what perfume do you use?
Chris: none today... why?
Toodles: so it's your Natural smell...
Chris: what the fuck are you talking about...? You scaring me...
*Toodles with flirty accent*: you smell like the love of my life...
Chris: ...
Chris: can zach bots even smell?
AHHHHHHHHHHRIJWVELAVKANHW *dies*
THAT LOOOOOOOOOK
AHHHHHHHHHHH
IM SORRY
I HAD TO DO IT 😭😭😭
the suit grew legs and left in that scene 👍
This is disgusting...
but it's still very cute.
"The complement of red is green"
-my technical drawing teacher
new obsession unlocked
Definitely Villains have their 'preferences'
Zach loves kidnapping Chris. And Donita loves to kidnap Martin
ass brothers😈
Culo Martin 😈
Martin cola 😈
CÓMO SE CAE
NOOOO MI BEBE