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Schlatt x reader w a fat ass :3333
I love big booty bitches
fem!reader x schlatt hcs
nsfw(?) + suggestive kind of
•schlatt and his wife with .... big cheeks..
•would always make jokes about it, tease the shit out of you for your reaction
•would squeeze it and slap it when you guys are alone
•he probably would make it his pillow like, you're reading something then he'd just rest his head in it as if it's a pillow
•would eat you out everytime he has a chance just so he can plunge his face on your ass 😭
•like the way it jiggles whenever you walk
•would bite it ( non wilbur soot style )
•has a ' i love big booty bitches ' mug in a way of showing you off
• doesn't like it when other people talk about it
𐙚 || new author!!
hello everyone! my name's ren but i also go by rei, my pronouns r she/her but im also comfortable with any prns, im 19 years old and my fixations r qsmp, quackity, schlatt, chuckle sandwich, ted nivison, charlie slimcicle and many more!!
we DO NOT support w.soot in this household, thanksies! also if u dont like my works feel free to click away! and dont be shy to send any requests :))
massive age gap schlatt hcs!
• let's say reader is 19 and schlatt's 34
• they met when reader was still 18 and schlatt was 33, the two met on reader's university because schlatt is her friend's uncle
• got along fastly
• when i say massive age gap i also meant massive, and i mean MASSIVE size difference
• would call reader doll, baby, little one
• schlatt felt it was immorally wrong to flirt with a girl half his age but went along with reader
• would rest his jaw on top of her head in a way to tease her
• would be very protective of her when talking to another boy as same age as her
• snatching you away, hugging you infront of the boy, being clingy and touchy just to show him you're his
• he wouldn't tell you, but he'll overthink and be a little insecure but reader would always reassure him that she's all his
• and during sex, he would be very VERY gentle with her, his hands on her hips, slowly guiding her with his thrusts
• calling him pretty and showering her with kisses
• " fuck, is this okay? am i not hurting you? feels good hm? "
• " baby, you're so fucking pretty, holy shit, so fucking beautiful "
• and during aftercare, he'd spoil you, bathing you, feeding you, buying you immediately what you wanted
a/n ; feel free to send any requests :3!
Maid dress
nsfw!!
schlatt jerking off to reader while she's streaming, obvi inspired when j bought wenston some maid outfits and people were calling him his sugar daddy lols
a/n ; 886 words :)
reader flaunts herself at the camera, spinning whilst she tries on the maid outfit schlatt had bought her, " chat, do i look pretty? " she smiles as she assembles the outfit
meanwhile schlatt was on the call with her, eyes immensely focused on her live stream, " jesus fuck, you look worse " he mutters as reader glares at him through the camera
" well, you bought this for me, so maybe it's not me who's the problem " she rolls her eyes at him as schlatt chuckles, not taking his eyes off his screen once
the two had been close friends for over a year now, meeting through, shamefully, the dsmp, the duo are very different ccs on their own, reader being more into makeup and gaming whilst schlatt's varies
ever since they first met on the server the two just sparked a connection, coming off as frenemies for the public, a banter of theirs but exactly off camera, it was a whole different story
schlatt is reader's sugar daddy
at first reader would just joke about being broke, " oh my fucking godd it's so pretty but i dont wanna waste my money ", " that's so fucking expensive ", " okay im broke " until schlatt got tired and actually offered her to be her sugar daddy
at first reader thought it was a joke, a silly new banter for them but nope!, every week, new parcels would arrive on the streamer's doorstep with small notes, but chat doesn't know that, chat doesn't need to know that
" fine, ill get you a new one done " he mumbles, as he scrolls through amazon, " anime french maid apron lolita fancy dress cosplay costume furry cat ear gloves socks set " he reads out the title causing reader to chuckle as they wear the stockings for the uniform
" oh it comes in pink " he added as reader smiles, " i like pink " she replies as schlatt scoffs, " of course you do "
as the girl sits down on her bed to wear the stockings, schlatt's eyes linger down on her bare thighs, enjoying the view as he leans back on his chair
" do you need something else too? " he mutters as reader gasps, " oh my gosh! you should buy me that uhm... blaire doll thing " she smiles as schlatt shakes his head, " blaire doll thing? " he repeats her, " the fuck is that? "
reader tries to wear the collar to complete the look, " it's like a doll! " she states as she grabs her phone to show off the picture
" that's an ugly looking doll " he mutters, as he gulps, looking down at his now hard on, unironically finding reader in a whole cat maid dress... hot
" more uglier than you are " she retorts as he chuckles, " guess no more doll for you then " schlatt replies, shrugging as reader gasps, now pouting
" im kiddingggg pleaseee buy me one? " she pleads looking at the camera as her live chat speeds up, " .. fuck.. " he groans out, not loud enough for his mic to pick up, him slowly sliding in his hand inside his shorts
" please please please " she continues, as she reads off the chat, " please jschlatt senpai " she bursts out laughing, mentally cringing as schlatt chuckles, " ..fine "
" yay! chat! we fucking wonnn! " she celebrates as she jumps around the frame, clasping her hands together, " we're the best at this shit " she shrugs, smug, unaware that the man she's in a call with is already jerking off to her
" reader.., think im gonna mute for a sec, gotta do something " he mumbles as reader nods, understanding, " bet, im gonna talk with chat for a bit " she smiles, as schlatt immediately mutes himself
" fuck.. what a fucking whore.. i didn't actually think she'd do a stream " schlatt chuckles, amused as he palms himself, as reader did what she said, interacting with her audience
" what a pretty slut holy shit " he chuckles, clearly amused as he bites his lip, his rough hand playing with his dick
" chat i look so pretty right? " reader asks, fixing her hair as chat spams yes, " you damn sure are " he mumbles, as he grabs the base of his cock, using his saliva for lube
" ah fuck, fucking.. so fucking pretty " he breathes out, his body shuddering slightly as he jerks himself off, his eyes never leaving her
" fuck.. fuck.. " schlatt throws his head back as he leans back on his chair, fastening his pace, " stupid fucking whore.. "
he moans out, lifting his shirt up, as he continues to palm himself at the sight of her, he's never gonna buy her those stupid costumes again
or maybe he'll rain her with more gifts, then maybe a flight to texas so she can show everything off to him... maybe
his lashes flutter, fastening his already fast pace as he continues to moan, " stupid fucking slut, .. shit... pretty- pretty whore " he stammers
he can feel his precum leaking as reader talks with her chat, innocent yet suggestive, that stupid maid dress, if schlatt can immediately fly to london, he fucking would, he'd immediately bend her over, not caring if she was streaming or not and fuck her like some animal
" ah fuck! " he moans loudly, his semen, spurting on his keyboard making a fucking mess, " shit... " he groans out
maybe instead of ordering her a new costume, maybe he'll fly her out instead
Netflix and Chill
sfw!! very fluffy
schlatt works on his laptop while you sob over the notebook || short ff :)
a/n ; hii im a new writer pls be kind to me 😢
" oh my fucking god, are you actually crying? " schlatt chuckles at his girlfriend, the two was watching the notebook, reader's suggestion
" im sorry okay! but look at them! they died together! " reader continued to sob as schlatt leans in, fixing her hair as he wipes her tears that stains her cheek
" it's just-- baby, will you love me like noah did " reader suddenly faces schlatt as jay pauses, before chuckling, finding her pouty face adorable as she asks him that question
" do i need to be ryan gosling just so i can love you? " he teases her before pecking her cheek, " i already love you enough, you're like my allie " he continues on
as reader pauses, before continuing to sob, tackling schlatt for a tight hug, " i love you so much! " she sniffles as schlatt responds with a pat on her back
" i love you more, doll " jay replies as he continues to shower her with pecks and kisses all over her face
guys should i make fics/headcanons????
i need to know and if you do think i should ima put a list of people i would write for,,
Schlatt, Ted Nivison, Charlie Slimecicle, and thats lowkey it😭