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This is single handedly the funniest Pokemon clip of all time.
**The Pokémon company, sitting at a round table reviewing the episode before it airs:**
“You know what, fuck it. I don’t give a shit anymore.”
“There’s no way that thing hatched straight out of the egg looking like that”
I wanted to make a backstory for the time I found this in pokemon Violet XD
Personally I think that battle sims like showdown would still be a thing in the pokemon world. Cuz like picture this: you are ten years old and the only Pokémon you have access to is the elderly family Sunflora. You love Sunny to death but also literally every media you consume involves Pokémon battles and champions and cool ass fights. Sunny is too old to fight and your neighbor’s Gothita is too young. One day on the playground your friend tells you about this cool website that lets you battle pokemon on the computer. Later that night you boot up the family computer and instantly realize that this website lets you play as GROUDON (!!!!). There’s no going back from there.
hooray for blue charmander!
somehow I've done another Chartodile family moment
(Based in this post)
Happy Pokemon day!! If youre a johto starter you either get isekai’d or become french
johto pokemon vs pokemon from new york
bonus: that phenomenon where japanese tourists visit paris and have a breakdown bc of how shit it is
Haymitch and his ducklings
botany lore drop time w ur local biologist: burdock root is a medicinal plant with anti inflammatory and antibacterial properties. it’s family? asteraceae. order? asterales. clade? asterid.
suzanne i’m in ur fucking walls
how do y’all think haymitch felt when katniss came back to him all “i want wiress, beetee, and mags as allies” in catching fire? hand-picking his two and a half men(tors)!!
“of course you do” as his response now means so much more bc he’s not just exasperated he’s like “you really are me with a braid”
maidens if you are going to flee dramatically from my castle in the middle of the night once i reveal my true nature to you please leave your candelabra on the little ledge by the portcullis we are running out of them
I spent way too much time attempting to emulate the PLA text boxes just so I could make shitposts.
Legends arceus but it takes place around the same time as platinum
![[ID: A multi-panel comic of L and Light from Death Note.
1-3. L holds up a small baggy of gummies and says, "Light-kun, would you like to try some—" He goes silent and looks off to the side, before continuing to say, "IQ enhancement gummies?" He smiles and waves the baggy back and forth.
4. A close-up on Light's eye as he thinks, "That's so obviously weed. He knows that. He knows I know that. Does he seriously think he can get me high and I'll confess? No way. I'm the smartest student in the whole country, I think I can control my brain even under the mildest substance. As the son of the chief of the NPA, I should say no, but as his "friend", I should say—"
5. A chibi Light smiles blankly and says, "Ok!"
End ID]
ID Credits: levygarden](https://64.media.tumblr.com/84cb5509cc1f65f49821fac79394209e/b2d677b1599b7746-0b/s500x750/aa56355c37363bf6217625eb8ad2da916d807e85.png)
![[ID: Continued multi-panel comic of L and Light from Death Note.
6. 45 minutes later. Light leans back against a couch with bloodshot eyes while gesturing, and says, "So I— uh, I write his name down, and he DIES! Haha, like whaaat? Like, I did NOT think that'd actually work. Hahahaha." L is crouched in a chair and fidgeting, staring upwards blankly while imagining a piece of cake.
7. The next day. L clenches his fists in front of himself with an irritated expression, thinking, "WTF DID HE SAY?" The panel splits to show Light sitting at a table, hands fisted in his hair with an enraged expression, thinking, "WTF DID I SAY?"
End ID]
ID Credits: levygarden](https://64.media.tumblr.com/62fe3abc3a4411fc29fd6d265c32f991/b2d677b1599b7746-7a/s500x750/3d29a7652ee386fe012e60343e9f3412007df791.png)
Imagine if you locked Light and Patrick Bateman in a room together. They would be having the most generic conversation but you wouldn’t be able to hear it over the sound of their overlapping internal monologues. There would be a few seconds where their monologues both play in sync to say something misogynistic.
