Cole Ninjago - Blog Posts
Jay: If I had a face like yours, I'd put it on a wall and throw a brick at it.
Cole: If I had a face like YOURS, I'd put it on a brick and throw a wall at it.
I remember even as an early teen I always appreciated the Cole and Nya scene from Possession. This was during the love triangle drama, right after Cole and Jay reconciled and before Jaya became official. So it was a pretty big deal, but it never felt like bait for more shipping discourse, just a very genuine, intimate moment between friends.
Cole was being vulnerable and depressed and Nya just wanted to cheer her friend up. She could relate with not having a say in her destiny as a water ninja, embracing an uncertain future. It had nothing to do with Jay or their relationship status. There was no tension. At no point did I think they were teasing NyaXCole, because there was absolutely zero awkwardness between them, it was a completely separate thing. Because before the whole Rebooted drama, Nya and Cole were good friends too, just like Jay and Cole, and I was so happy the writers didn't forget that.
Honestly if Jaya hadn't been established since day one, I would see all the ninja strictly as siblings. Something about the Brother sharpens Brother thing, and the fact these 6 have basically grown up together and lived under the same roof for years.
Honestly, the only reason I'm comfortable with Lava or Bruise or Opposite or whatever is the fact Jaya exists. If not, instead of the RGB siblings I'd probably be the biggest RGBBBW siblings stan right now.
Don't mind me. Just saw a bunch of homophobic Ninjago comments on YouTube so I'm making these as a coping mechanism:
Geo: Do you love me?
Cole: We’re literally married.
Geo: Yeah, but as friends or—
Geo: Is something burning?
Cole, leaning seductively on the counter: Just my desire for you.
Geo: Cole, the toaster is literally on fire.
The toaster:
Cole: Look at me straight in the eyes and tell me the truth, Geo!
Geo: You can’t expect me to look into your eyes and be straight
Cole: Geo and I are no longer dating.
Geo: Cole, that’s a horrible way of telling the kids we’re getting married.
Cole: I truly go into housewife mode when I'm someone's soulmate- like, I'll make you pancakes and bacon every morning.
Geo: This is a lie.
Geo: I'm literally dating him. This is a lie.
Geo: HE DOESN’T EVEN KNOW HOW TO COOK A PANCAKE, WHAT IS THIS.
Cole: We both look very handsome tonight.
Geo: You know, if you'd just said that I looked handsome, I would have said, "So do you."
Cole: I couldn't take that chance.
Cole: Do you want to explain the text you sent me last night?
Geo: It was autocorrect.
Cole: Autocorrect wrote "You're so hot. Please step on me."?
Geo: Yes.
Geo: My future partner must be brave, strong, intelligent, successful and organized.
Cole: *steps on a caterpillar and proceeds to drop to his knees and sob while apologizing profusely*
Geo: That one. I want that one.
Geo: Since we're in a relationship now, your clothes are my clothes too. Don't ask me why I have your shirt on, this is our shirt.
Cole: Fine, but when I come strutting in with your fuzzy socks I don't want to hear shit.
Geo: The stars are so beautiful...
Cole: They're just giant balls of gas.
Geo: You know what, if you're just going to ruin this, then-
Cole: And yet none of them are as huge as my love for you.
Geo: Oh...
Ninjago Dragons Rising Season 2 Part 2 Spoilers!
Not Cole and Geo doing the accidental-hands-touching trope over a fruit stand, literal fruit, a fruit stand! 😭
Like they couldn't make it more obvious if they tried
Back in 2015-2017, I used to make lots of these Ninjago Pony AU Microsoft Paint edits. They're a bit outdated since it was before the Movie redesigns, but I thought I finally shared a few. These are some of my favourites:
Little Lloyd
The Water Ninja Big Sis
Jay Being Jay
Kai vs Morro
Dream Team
Misako
"You made me believe!"
Best Friends Until the End of Time
"save Cole from the goblin"
Screw that. Let my boy Cole date whoever he wants
Lloyd: If you took a shot for every time you made a bad decision, how drunk would you be?
Cole: Maybe a bit tipsy?
Nya: Drunk.
Jay: Wasted.
Kai: Dead.
Cole: *Locks Jay in the car.* Act like a child, get treated like a child.
Jay: What? Isn't it illegal to leave a child locked in a car?
Killow: *sharpens knife* We've got ways of making people talk.
Killow: *cuts piece of cake*
Cole: ...Can I have some?
Killow: Cake is for talkers.
Cole: I'm sorry. Please talk to me.
Lloyd:
Cole: Hello? World's most amazing person?? Green Bean? Precious cinnamon roll that's too good for this world, too pure?
Lloyd: 'Sorry' doesn't bring back my M&Ms, Cole.
Nya: Favorite horror movie?
Kai: It
Jay: Saw
Zane: Annabelle
Cole: High School Musical. After watching it I spent all my middle school years terrified that the entire school would start singing something and I'd be the only one who didn't know the lyrics
Jay: What if people had food names and food had people names?
Kai: Hey, Noodle, we're having cole for dinner.
Zane: What is wrong with you people?
Kai: Shut up, Popsicle.
Cole: Why isn't the statue smirking at me?
Nya: It isn't smirking at anyone, they're all just imagining it.
Cole: Three of us saw it, Nya. How do you explain that?
Nya: *points at Lloyd* Sleep deprivation. *points at Kai* Paranoia. *points at Jay* Delusional Personality Disorder.
Happy new year! 🎊🎉I am going to post another thing separate after this because I felt bad about posting them together since they are very different shows
I dont like this one very much but I thought the idea was interesting
Nya forgor 💀
Happy holidays to everyone I hope you all are having a very good week! 🎊