remember to leave a couple seats open right next to the door so the latecomers can sneak into class without disrupting the lecture babes
professors whenever there's a mistake in their powerpoint: yeah I got these slides from another professor
oh to be a university student conked out at 3:52pm in the basement of a building on campus desperately trying to get 4hrs of sleep in roughly a fifth of that time to be awake for finals in an hour