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Dc x Dp prompt #11

There's an event where Justice League hero events are held. Danny is the staff member who wears the mascot costume. Taking a picture with the kids and visitors.

Soon there was a robbery. Danny can't leave people in the event to be injured. So he goes fight the robbers in a Justice League mascot costume.

And a video of him fighting in that mascot was post on the internet.

Birthday art for my friend!! 🎀

nAgItO kOmAeDaAaAaAaaaa

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 Izuku couldn’t even give a proper response now, his hands coming up to hide his facial features from view with a muffled noise escaping him that was the equivalent of a scream.

“Aw, now you’re hiding your cute face from me; your boyfriend.” How far was he going to push this? Oh, there was no end in sight. It was too fun to tease and Izuku was too cute when he got all red.

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  “D-don’t you go starting with your suave street charms or anything Rody!” And now the great hero Deku is just digging his hole deeper as he continues to talk.

"Ha! Suave street charms? But that's one of my best qualities!" Good to know that Izuku considered him suave, though.

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“ I’m very lucky to have you as a boyfriend Rody..”

 Quickly realizing what he had just called rody and felt his face quickly turning red in a matter of seconds. Oh no he said that out loud!

"Ah, there we go."

That's right, just tease your way through the blushing, Rody. "That's the correct word that you should have been using. Good job, hero."

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 “Of course I’m going to protect you! Not just as a hero but because were friends rody.”

So, friends kiss each other then?

“Friends. Yeah. I’m very lucky to have you as a friend, Izuku.”

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 “Not guilt tripping rody, If I was guilt tripping for one I would’ve said something worse. Second have you met me? we literally met while I was out getting groceries with Bakugo and Todoroki, somehow danger and chaos always follows me but i’d like to see them try with doing something to us. I’ll protect you and Pino!”

Blinks.

“...So, I don’t have to ‘throw you under the bus.’ You’ll just protect us anyway. Like the hero you are, eh?”

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 “Yeah I can handle having my arms in casts yet again and having recovery girl scolding me for being reckless yet again, of course I can handle it rody no big deal.” The thousand yard stare on deku’s face clearly stating otherwise.

"Okay, you can stop trying to guilt trip me, Deku. You're not going to get hurt that badly. I don't think they're going to actually do anything, honestly."

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  “Wooowwww thanks so much for throwing your friend under the bus rody…”

"Aw, come on now, I don't have any ill intentions! I know you can handle it, hero!"

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“You know there’s this magical thing called running away right? mean you’re certainly good at doing that from what i’ve seen before.”

"...Well, I have no one to run away from if they're going after you."

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 “Oh yeah great idea rody lets break my already jigsaw like body even more to let the bone vampires drink my bone marrow!”

He gritted his teeth, not being able to argue against how broken Deku's body was.

But-

"Do you want me to deal with them head-on? You're the hero!"

Thinking abt this again

Had a dream where deku was a river that twilight sparkle shit in, then got arrested for public indecency by bakugou and inko. Aizawa was the prison bars.

I woke up and went back to sleep and that time pennywise was a salon lady with Uraraka as his apron. And for some reason hagakure was a screaming baby getting eyebrows waxed.

Then I woke up, went to school, and wrote 2 exams.

I wanna write a crackfic abt this.

Had a dream where deku was a river that twilight sparkle shit in, then got arrested for public indecency by bakugou and inko. Aizawa was the prison bars.

I woke up and went back to sleep and that time pennywise was a salon lady with Uraraka as his apron. And for some reason hagakure was a screaming baby getting eyebrows waxed.

Then I woke up, went to school, and wrote 2 exams.

I wanna write a crackfic abt this.

I forgot about this

📂📂 UGH LOVE DON'T SAY SORRY

QAQ GAB YOU ANGEL THANK YOU!❤❤❤

TW // DEATH, SUPER ANGSTY, ETC

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I discussed this in the discord server (sif's server) with Hyper but imma put it in here anyway because that's my best one yet. It legit came from me peeling eggshells for curry.

Hawks and Dabi have sex and Hawks lays an egg. No one knows how but he laid an egg. So hawks obviously mother hens it and Dabi does his best to provide.

The egg stays at the lov lair cuz obvious reasons. So one day Hawks was busy with patrol and Dabi had stuff to do. Since they couldn't exactly heat the egg, They put it on a bunch of blankets.

One of the newer recruits found the egg and put it in the fridge. The egg was identical to the other eggs (except for a small black line on the tip) so a few hours pass and the recruit uses the same egg and boils it because of hunger.

At the same time Dabi and Hawks are just back. The other lov are also there doing their own thing when suddenly,

Hawks shrieks.

He's gone into full panic mode while the others try and calm him.

He stutters out a weak, "I-its gone. It's not there THE EGGS FUCKING GONE!"

This makes everyone else go into panic mode before the new guy says, "you mean the chicken egg on the couch?"

Everyone turns to him and simultaneously asks yes where is it?

Shigaraki and Compress are nearly in tears about not getting to be uncle (for shiggy)and grandpa (for compress).

Toga went into berserk mode and Spinner is legit spinning around trying to find it.

Hawks and Dabi are questioning the recruit who seems to have realized he done goofed.

The recruit whispers out the explanation.

.

..

...Hawks and Dabi have to deal with the loss of their child. Toga and Shigaraki decimated the recruit. Compress is trying to be a good mom of the group but even he's having trouble. He wishes Kurogiri would be here to give advice.

Spinner and Giran are trying to make things lively again but nothing works. Hawks is barely able to focus on work. Enji and Rumi are concerned because he isnt normally like this.

They eventually confronted him. Hawks couldn't take it anymore and broke down but didnt say anything.

They comforted him as best they could but were gobsmacked about what on earth made their chicken nugget loving sunshine man this upset.

Dabi's rage made him go out and get into more fights and close calls. Though he tried his best to be there for Hawks.

The egg was boiled but not peeled, everything was intact. The lov carefully put the egg in a coffin. Compress used his quirk on it before Shigaraki decayed the marble. The dust was evenly split into two pendants.

One for Hawks and Dabi each. They kept it close.

It will take a long time for them to recover from their baby's death. But they will heal. Slowly, but surely.

And if Enji is confronted by Dabi with the truth and miruko by Hawks, that's only for them to know.

~~~

I hope this satisfies you!

It is what it is QwQ

Idk if Marci has tumblr but if you see this then yeah. Okie.

📂📂 UGH LOVE DON'T SAY SORRY

QAQ GAB YOU ANGEL THANK YOU!❤❤❤

TW // DEATH, SUPER ANGSTY, ETC

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I discussed this in the discord server (sif's server) with Hyper but imma put it in here anyway because that's my best one yet. It legit came from me peeling eggshells for curry.

Hawks and Dabi have sex and Hawks lays an egg. No one knows how but he laid an egg. So hawks obviously mother hens it and Dabi does his best to provide.

The egg stays at the lov lair cuz obvious reasons. So one day Hawks was busy with patrol and Dabi had stuff to do. Since they couldn't exactly heat the egg, They put it on a bunch of blankets.

One of the newer recruits found the egg and put it in the fridge. The egg was identical to the other eggs (except for a small black line on the tip) so a few hours pass and the recruit uses the same egg and boils it because of hunger.

At the same time Dabi and Hawks are just back. The other lov are also there doing their own thing when suddenly,

Hawks shrieks.

He's gone into full panic mode while the others try and calm him.

He stutters out a weak, "I-its gone. It's not there THE EGGS FUCKING GONE!"

This makes everyone else go into panic mode before the new guy says, "you mean the chicken egg on the couch?"

Everyone turns to him and simultaneously asks yes where is it?

Shigaraki and Compress are nearly in tears about not getting to be uncle (for shiggy)and grandpa (for compress).

Toga went into berserk mode and Spinner is legit spinning around trying to find it.

Hawks and Dabi are questioning the recruit who seems to have realized he done goofed.

The recruit whispers out the explanation.

.

..

...Hawks and Dabi have to deal with the loss of their child. Toga and Shigaraki decimated the recruit. Compress is trying to be a good mom of the group but even he's having trouble. He wishes Kurogiri would be here to give advice.

Spinner and Giran are trying to make things lively again but nothing works. Hawks is barely able to focus on work. Enji and Rumi are concerned because he isnt normally like this.

They eventually confronted him. Hawks couldn't take it anymore and broke down but didnt say anything.

They comforted him as best they could but were gobsmacked about what on earth made their chicken nugget loving sunshine man this upset.

Dabi's rage made him go out and get into more fights and close calls. Though he tried his best to be there for Hawks.

The egg was boiled but not peeled, everything was intact. The lov carefully put the egg in a coffin. Compress used his quirk on it before Shigaraki decayed the marble. The dust was evenly split into two pendants.

One for Hawks and Dabi each. They kept it close.

It will take a long time for them to recover from their baby's death. But they will heal. Slowly, but surely.

And if Enji is confronted by Dabi with the truth and miruko by Hawks, that's only for them to know.

~~~

I hope this satisfies you!

Hiiii Sexy Dm To Get Spoiled With Weekly Allowance.....

a business proposal without exact numbers? you've become negligent, Satoru.

Is the vsco trend dead? Pretty much. But did I have free time? Yes. So yeah here it is

I did this on my phone on a bus, so the editing is wack

Rare pair:

Spanish(the language) x Japanese(the language).

I feel like they flow into each other really well.

Look I’m not the biggest JayRoy fan bc I have shipped DickRoy since I was like 13. However this idea is rlly funny to me.

Bc Dick helped Roy raise Lian in the beginning when he was lost and needed to get his life together.

If Roy and Jason started dating

And Roy introduced her to his boyfriend

And it’s Uncle Dicks little brother.

You think shes calling him anything else???

Like picture this bc once again these. Characters are like 9000 years old and they do not follow the timelines of aging

Lian is born and Dick is helping Roy out in person for a long time, but by the time she’s like 6-7 Dicks very busy with Gotham and bludhaven and new York and him and Roy have had a bunch of falling outs but they’re not letting affect the kid but Dick doesn’t visit as much in person.

Lian is still very attached so Roy will sometimes call Dick on FaceTime and let Lian update him about her life and everything and ramble and for a while that’s the only times Dick and Roy have contact is the text message of

You free Lian misses you?

And Dick spoils the kid rotten, he sends her birthday presents but also half birthday and quarter birthday present. if Roy needs to be somewhere Dick will take her on a trip somewhere just the two of them.

He tells her about his family and Lian becomes obsessed with becoming an acrobat. In the way kids are this gets tacked onto everything else she wants to become

She doesn’t wanna be an astronaut no she wants to be an acrobat astronaut.

She doesn’t wanna be a doctor she wants to be an acrobat doctor.

So on

He tells her cartoon versions of what happens in his life

So the penguin is peddling drugs through the city that he’s purchasing through laundering money with illegal businesses

Becomes

A penguin walked into a laundromat and ate all the Pennies so now he has go find the penguin to get the money back.

And it’s an event when he does come to see her.

She gets so excited and happy bc Dick carries her around all the time and she gets princess treatment 24/7. And he teaches her games they used to play back in the circus and at first Roy was worried bc Dick doesn’t exactly have a scale of normal and he’s not gonna call dick and talk To him but that’s not something they’ve done in years

but then Lian falls off the monkey bars at day care and flips before landing on her feet, perfectly fine.

And when they call him about it they ask about it bc what is a kid doing with flips ofc they’re curious but whatever he is doing? The moms want to know? Is there a class because that could’ve been a really nasty fall and catching yourself is a very good skill to have especially as an active child.

And when he asks Lian if she was scared “no! It’s like game uncle Dick taught me why would I be scared!”

And Roy calls Dick for the first time in years just to talk to him not for him to chat to Lian.

And he asks and Dick just kinda awkwardly admits that that’s how his parents taught him not to be afraid of heights or falls. If you teach kids a life skill through a game they’re less likely to freak in the real life scenario. And Roy is kinda reminded why he became friends with this asshole and why he stuck around and it kinda rekindles their friendship.

And then Roy starts dating Jason and it’s on the DL, bc Jason has issues and Roy isn’t going to introduce someone who isn’t a certain thing to his child. Right.

But things are going well

Very well

And then he decides well fuck it

And they tell people

And everyone is happy for them even Dick despite his very very pained “really Roy my kid brother?”

“Are you gonna give me the shovel talk Grayson”

“God no, you’re a titan which means you’re family which just makes this weird because people I both consider family are dating.”

And then Roy tells Lian

And she is pissed

“Why is Uncle Dicks little brother here”

“Well Lian he’s gonna be around a lot more”

“Does that mean uncle dick is gonna visit more”

“No sweetie but you see uncle dick a lot, Jay over here will just be more around”

“…why?”

“Well because he’s daddy’s boyfriend now”

“Like how Casey’s new mommy and daddy are boyfriend girlfriend”

“Yeah sweetie exactly”

“So he’s gonna be like my new daddy?”

“Well no, unless you want him to but-“

“I don’t”

“What Lian-“

Lian is very angry because she wants her uncle Dick around more and when she told her friend at school her friend said that her new stepmom was around more since her and her friends dad got married

She then logically assumed the ideal way to get her uncle around more was simply to force Dick and Roy to get married.

And since Dick asks for a list of things she wants every year for her birthdays and Easter and Christmas and st. Patrick’s day and All Saints’ Day and Eid and Labor Day and Halloween and holi and Passover and … (no she does not realize not everyone gets gifts on all the holidays that exist, this is very normal to her. Roy had to rent a storage room by the time she was 5)

And Dick has never once not gotten her what she wanted (once she asked to meet the penguin who stole the Pennies and dick took her to the zoo and the showed her the penguin who had a little ziploc baggie of coins tied around its middle-she pointed out that he still had the Pennies and dick said that he felt bad and let him keep just a few)

So anyway she was gonna ask for them to get married on her Christmas list but she wanted to ride a pony and so she was gonna add it to her 1/4 birthday list but now her dad is ruining it because she knows you have to be boyfriend girlfriend before you get married and this is not fair.

So she has a parent trap style vendetta against Jason. He is Meredith Blake.

And Jason who loves little kids is devastated bc his boyfriend’s kid does not like him.

And Roy is confused bc Lian and never acted like this ever.

And Dick has no idea what’s going on bc Lian is eternally an angel with him bc he has gentle parented the shit out of her and also bc he will never see anything she does as wrong ever he knew her when she was a baby that young lady is perfect if you say a derogatory word against her he’ll steal your knee caps.

And one day Lian calls him from preschool and is like “daddy is busy he wants to ask if can you pick me up” and Dick of course says yes because they’ve done this before and sometimes you only have time to make one last phone call.

So he picks Lian up.

And Roy gets there and freaks bc where the HELL IS HIS CHILD. And bc he’s a hero he assumes his identity is compromised and calls Ollie and everything is on lockdown and WTH his going on.

And like 8 hours later Dick calls him and he almost doesn’t pick up and Jason is trying to calm him down and they’re all tracking her but on a whim he answers cuz maybe Dick can help find his baby.

“Hey Roy any ideas when you’re coming to pick Lian up or should I take a day off work tomorrow?”

“What?”

“Dude are you okay you sound wrecked what the hell happened”

“Lian is with you?”

“Yeah- what’s happening Roy?”

“Why is LIAN WITH YOU?”

“She…called me to tell me you were busy and needed someone to pick her up.”

“I-“

“Roy is everything okay”

“She- she called you?”

“Yeah? from the school telephone the same way she does Everytime you have a mission. Roy brief me? Are you okay? Is? Is Jason alright?”

“Can- put Lian on the phone right now.”

“Roy-“

“NOW GRAYSON!”

“Yeah sure okay”

“Hi daddy!”

“Lian why did you ask Dick to pick you up?”

“Yep!”

“Why?”

“Because you were busy”

Deep inhale “who told you I was busy”

“You did”

“I did not-“

“Yeahhh u did, you said you would be with Uncle Dicks little brother”

“What does that have to do with-“

“Go be gross with him I’m mad at you”

“You’re mad at me, young lady I HAVE BEEN LOOKING FOR YOU FOR HOURS.”

“Why? Just because you forgot about uncle dick doesn’t mean I did”

“Wha- Lian what are you talking about”

They go to Dicks apartment and Lian explains that she is very cross with Roy because he knows uncle dick is her favorite baby sitter and it’s not fair that he gets to marry Jason when Dick is her favorite and since everyone knows that it’s babysitter and dad , boyfriend girlfriend, married. And that’s how Roy finds out that Casey’s new mommy used to be her babysitter and his daughter has been under the assumption that him and Dick were gonna get married since she was four.

And it’s annoying because Jason has never babysat her this whole time and Dick is her favorite baby sitter and he’s dating Dicks brother like that’s the wrong one dad.

Anyway Dick excuses himself to laugh until he cries in his room and Roy is bluescreening while staring at his daughter.

They clear some stuff up but when she’s mad she still calls Jason uncle dicks little brother.

most crack universe is having that parachute guy ac live after landing and like. Hardcore judge these 7th graders

“Is that- boar blood? Uh- no no like it looks fine ig- it’s just. A little over dramatic ngl.”

LMFAO

also Jack trying n failing to assert authority over this dude

“Well I’m chief!! And you listen to me.”

“… No thank you.”

Yes, and Bruce can't Say no or a synonym of that word

Dick: wait- does this mean that the og JL is just one big family at this point?

Bruce: ... what?

Dick: I mean- I married Wally, who's now leaglly Barry's and Hal's, which makes them your in-law. Jason married Roy, which makes Oliver your in-law, and the rest of you are dating a Super, I feel like that does make the JL a family business

Bruce: ...

Bruce: nO-