And then you like : "Oh, of course, my fav character"
Allied Mastercomputer
Adaptive Manipulator
Aggressive menace
Alluring Masturbator
i remember adults telling me, as a kid, to listen to doctors and get my flu vaccine and any shots i could because they remembered Before.
then they started fighting Covid precautions.
i remember adults telling me, as a kid, that the ozone was disappearing and the earth was dying and we needed to recycle and save the planet.
now my parents think climate change is a myth.
i remember adults telling me, as a kid, that racism was a plague, that we had to love and accept everyone, that we should never judge before walking a mile in their shoes.
then they told me that protesting for my Black siblings was wrong.
i remember adults telling me, as a kid, that we needed to give to the poor. working at soup kitchens. making quilts. collecting food and money and supplies. building houses. because it was the christian and just plain right thing to do.
now they look at me, on food stamps with their grandchildren, and lament the "welfare state".
i remember adults telling me, as a kid, that it was easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than a rich man to enter the Kingdom of Heaven and that any rich man, especially an immoral one, should never run our country.
you can guess who they voted for.
i remember adults telling me, as a kid, so very much.
when did they forget?
Don’t know if I can call him baby boy anymore...
DEFINITELY NOT SAD ABOUT THIS! 😳🤣
I thought Flug was weak but, hell, he can lift Demencia with one arm, that’s new.
Pairing: badboy!Chani x fem!reader ft. Jaeyoon as your ex-boyfriend
Word count: 3660 words
Warnings: smut, swearing, dirty talk, use of the petname ‘baby’, unprotected sex, semi-public make out, slightly chocking, mentions of smoking and cigarettes, slight drunk sex, slight pleading kink, a bit of teasing
Genre: smut, friends to lovers AU
Plot: You have been locked in your apartment for days, binging all kinds of movies and a bucket of ice-cream your best friend got you after the terrible breakup you had to go through in the past few days after finding out your boyfriend was cheating on you with his best friend. But a message from Chani will be the saviour to your sanity, or maybe it would make you lose it. But, will you be loved too fast or does he really has feelings for you?
Taglist -> @staysstrays @offmymindmp3 (let me know if you want me to add you!)
Special thanks -> @offmymindmp3 for revealing the amazing information of Chani having a motorcycle license and giving me the idea of writing this 😈🙏🏻❤
“(Y/N) it has already been a day and the only thing you’ve done is eat ice cream. You should go out and get some fresh air.” You heard your friend’s voice through your phone speaker. You knew she was probably right, but the last thing you wanted was to go outside and find face to face with the reason for your never ending nightmare. “I’m okay here, don’t worry.” You said with a cold tone, trying to hide the tears that were forming in the corner of your eyes once again. All you wanted to do was cuddle into a blanket and a random plushie you could find in your small apartment and eat ice cream until your stomach exploded due to the amount of snacks you ate. You could tell this was the worst feeling you will ever suffer and, now, you could finally understand what people meant by having a broken heart.
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I saw some people on Twitter and TikTok requesting artists to draw Vi doing a Calvin Klein ad, so I've got you covered! 😉
The Lovers of Valdaro, Franz Kafka, My Liberation Notes (gizkasparadise), The Lark Farm, Rainer Maria Rilke, Monumento Moroni Scarneo, Monumento Rossi
Danny makes a small mistake that spirals out of control three years later. It starts on a fateful day while working in Clockwork's Tower, covering for the Time Lord. He had pushed for the man to take a break after hearing he hadn't been on vacation since the death of dinosaurs.
It was also recommended by Frostbite. Apparently, the stress of his job was causing Clockwork to lose grip on his age shift. Much like a human grinding their teeth in sleep due to stress, Clockwork's core was rapidly shifting him through his ages, causing aches along his core. When Danny met him, the way he went from child to middle-aged man and finally old adult was just physical proof of Clockwork's stress.
His shifting got under control after they defeated Dan, but that didn't mean his muscles had a chance to relax. He was a little better off the second time Danny saw Clockwork, but when Danny asked if he could return to his parent's college days, Clockwork's form quickly started shifting again.
Danny felt horrible about it, but he was fine taking over for the ghost to relax on vacation. It wasn't even that hard. All he had to do was watch the various timelines and record large catastrophes and bursts of hope. He also had to watch hourglasses that indicated the natural flow of time in multiple worlds. Sometimes, the sand would get stuck, so he would need to stir it with a large spoon, careful to not let anything else touch the golden shine of the time sands.
It helped that the Tower was semi-sentient. It overheard him making up lies about what he was doing on a call with his parents. Danny had told his parents that this summer, he was going away to work as a summer camp counselor, while Clockwork had selected a timeline that was moving at a different speed.
One month in Danny's home dimension was a hundred years in the one Clockwork was relaxing in. When Danny's school started again, his friend would have a lovely four hundred years to enjoy. Of course, this was a tiny break for a being like Clockwork, but Danny promised to take over every summer until he graduated.
The Tower had created a room that looked a lot like a log cabin whenever his parents attempted to video call. It even created a paycheck with actual funds directly deposited into his teen account that his parents had access to.
Their doubts about Danny lying vanished when "Camp Kronos" placed a rather generous amount of money under his name. His dad was even proud of Danny going out of his way to earn his own money. It's been a long time since his Dad sounded like that when talking about his accomplishments.
Clockwork had told him the Tower spoke to him mentally because it was his Haunt, but since Danny was only Haunt sitting, he was directed to a chalkboard that the Tower could use to write messages to him. That's how he knew it was the Tower's doing that his cover was safe back home.
Danny thanked the Tower by cleaning it from top to bottom. When he asked it what its name and pronouns were, the Tower requested to be called "it" and to stop using a capital T when referring to it.
Danny tries, but he still mentally changes tower into Tower since that is its name in his head. The tiles shake in irritation whenever he accidentally says it out loud.
Besides that, the Tower didn't really interact with him. Danny made his own food, did his own laundry, and did his work. There was never a clock in and clock out; the only time he wasn't attending the timelines was when he took short breaks to sleep, eat, bathe, and clean.
But the only time he wasn't watching the time was when he was asleep, and that was because of Tower. It somehow found a way to throw the timelines in his face whenever possible.
He did enjoy using the large tub to soak in bubbles, but Tower shifted the bubbles to reflect different scenes of the timelines he was watching, causing them to flout like the tower was blowing bubbles while Danny sat in the water. If it went that far to ensure that Danny was constantly working, he could see why Clockwork had such a hard time with the core shifting.
Then, one day, while soaking, he closed his eyes, ignoring the shifting tiles and the slight rumbling of the walls as Tower grumbled. He told it that he was taking a short break and it could wait until he was done. He would rest his eyes, no matter how important it was for him to watch.
He couldn't have them close for more than a minute, but that was all the mistake needed. At that time, one of the bubbles' timelines shifted because someone in it was being an idiot and messing with time, and it started to glow with new times and forming.
Sand that Danny accidentally touched when the bubble popped right on his nose. Tower was throwing a fit, shaking everything like an earthquake as the sand fell into the soap water.
He blinked open his eyes, startled, and much to his horror, came face to face with the sand, forming a miniature window into that timeline. A human teenager was staring right back at him, jaw dropped with a healthy building flush rising on his cheeks, as the time sand danced around his eyes, though he seemed unable to look away from Danny.
Windows were often granted to specific individuals favored by Clockwork, causing them to become Seers. It was not a common blessing because, more often than not, mortals could not handle future knowledge.
Even ghosts long dead struggle with the power. The only reason Danny was able to cover for Clockwork was because his brain was both dead and alive at the same time. Madness cause time couldn't touch him because, technically, he was already crazy.
Tower shook again, the stone groaning under its disapproval as Danny became uncomfortable, aware that the only thing protecting his dignity was the white foam low on his stomach. With a yelp, he sank further into the water, his hands covering his important bits out of habit, and he waved his hand to close the window.
The teenager moved his mouth in a silent plea, but he vanished in a swirl as quickly as he appeared. It was only a few seconds. Not even ten. Surely nothing could come from that?
A mistake he pushed to the back of his mind.
Surely, not paying attention for just a tiny amount of time could not have caused anything to be too bad.
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"Hey dude? You okay?"
"I just....I just saw an angel...."
"What?"
"An angel. He warned me....showed me....I have to tell Mr.Wayne!"
"Wait! Where are you going!? Tell Mr. Wayne what?!"
"His son is going to die next week!"
"What!?"
"Jason Todd! The angel showed me! I have to warn them!"
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Tower didn't tell on him, and Danny didn't bring it up. Clockwork returned in mid-adult form when the summer ended, looking far more relaxed and no longer shifting forms so rapidly.
He apparently spent four hundred years on a small paradise island, sipping coconut and dancing with locals who thought him a god. He hugged Danny, another large bonus for his paycheck, and sent him on his way.
The following summer, Danny completely forgot about the little accident and never bothered to check on that timeline. Clockwork was unaware there was a major shift in it, so he assumed that the world was moving as it should, though he complained that he had to unclog it a lot more because of a Seer who often opened too many Windows.
It was a testament to how much he needed that vacation for Clockwork to forget he never chose that Seer, despite the young human proving he had the will to handle his visions.
\Danny never realized that Seer was the same teenager he saw back then until one day three years later when Seer was an established fortune teller working as a consultant with some hero society and had used some of the said heroes to try and contact Clockwork.
"Danny." Clockwork started watching the young human set up an altar. "Why is a human attempting to use himself as a virgin sacrifice for me?"
"Ummmm"
"Danny, why does my Haunt claim you gave him the Sight."
"Well....."
"Danny why is Timothy Jackson Drake, who fated to be the third Robin in this time line, now a mere consultant who use his power of Sight for money gain? He's not a hero, did you know that? He merely lives next door to one of that world's greatest heroes and is obsessed with finding his Angel"
"I may have....made a mistake when I was fourteen."
"Danny," Clockwork's faux-friendly tone grew sharper as his form shifted from the three stages of age. "What did you do?"
"I can fix it!"
"How."
"I'll....enter that timeline and set it on the right path? I can answer his summons and convince him to become a hero with the Bats?"
Tower shook as if laughing at him.
"How." The hiss that came from the Time god was almost incomprehensible, with the amount of rage crammed into one syllable
"I'll-I can-Honey pot him!" Danny whimpered, cowering under the withering death glare Clockwork was aiming at him. "I can convince him that being a vigilante is cool and hot, so he'll be Red Robin, and the timeline can be saved?"
Clockwork's eyes darken. "You better not fail me. Send him away, Haunt"
Tower- the traitor- moved instantly. It shifted its stones to drag Danny to Red Robin's cluttered hourglass. It flung him in before he could protest, using Danny to unclog it. He is nearly down in the sinking sand, scrambling for purpose before he falls flat on his bum, and the sand vanishes.
A soft gasp has him looking up. Standing before him is the Seer Tim Drake, who looks beyond happy.
"It's you! My Angel!"
😅 my thoughts about this man are very normal I promise !
Pleeeeeease request lucifer related art and I will (maybe) draw them
Being a hopeless romantic and independent at the same time is hard. It's like you're dying to receive love. Everything you see in this world is love. You have crushes and all but when someone shows a least bit of affection towards you, you disappear from there. Like you could love yourself better than them. And it's not because you hate love but because you're hopelessly romantic and your standards are hard to meet and you're better of your own.
Yes! Exactly what I was thinking about Rn so I’m gonna share my opinion as well about it in a longer post. Glad to see I’m not the only one who thought about this spinoff <3
(Un)friendly reminder that if PJO and spn existed within the same universe, Sam and Dean would want to hunt Percy solely because of the Mount Saint Helens eruption, and probably the rest of the demigods too just because they’re not human.
Welp, it’s the end of a long day. Time to cry over the ending of Hannibal!
Hehe this’ll be fun
I love the cure their songs are the noises that my brain makes when im zoning out <3
This is my favorite blink song its so good
This song reminds me of leafpool & squirrelflight, if you dont know who they are then uhhh yeah i rlly like this song its hella chill!
THIS SONG GOES SO HARD i love tbm,,,
One of my fav SP songs !! Their music is nice to listen to while doing school work
@butterscotch-goat
thanks @rovermcfly for the tag! <3
When you get this you have to put 5 songs you actually listen to, then tag 10 people!
tagging (but also no pressure !!): @corvinho @tomaturtles @froggieknight @medusasresfriadas @ohheyitsyouagain @thattiredsock @pirateoftheclouds @aoi-herondale @witchkittypersonal
So I remember once I tried to make those paper dolls but with Speedrun.jpeg, but because the paper was too thin I just left it in this state lmao
I'm late but it's worth the wait lmao
Singular ones below:
I'm getting OBSESSED with the Dark Matter saga (Kirby) HELP-
"So maybe someday... we could even reach the stars! Wouldn't that be SO AMAZING?"
"Oh, you silly!"
Here, have a lazy doodle I did for both of them (moments before disaster tho)
I just had the idea, but it took me a whole day to make it real tho.
They look so cute together (let's not remember what they both did... okay?) :'D
The End- Sonic Frontiers
ZERO- Kirby's Dreamland 3
Music used: Tilting the world- Kirby Triple Deluxe
Hope you guys like it :D (btw happy birthday Kirby)
Something came to my mind while trying to think what to draw.
Seriously tho, I love the fact that Meta Knight LOVES sweet things (reminds me of myself lol)
Also trying a new brush :D
So hey... uh. Huh. Eh... Lore spoilers warning?
I ran out of ideas.
But here's a quick sketch I did for Orchid, I hope you guys like it.
I don't have the motivation. I'll found something to draw quick. So... in the meantime, I'll take your doodles requests. I'll draw whatever you want me to. Just ask for it. I'm in a creative block rn.
These are for my Kirby OCs :D
Shivers: A lonely ghost, which only company is their fishing rod and Gooey. They learned how to fish long time ago, and they took advantage of it. Even having all they wanted, nostalgia stills consumes their heart... will that flower grow again? Hope is the last thing they would lose.
Orchid/Flori: A misterious floralian who always tried to take care of everyone and everything. An enigmatic yet very cheerful person, if it wasn't the darkness that grew in her mind the same that ended her life.
Hope you like them :D
I just kind of had this necessity of drawing Gryll lol, I just haven't seen so much content about them.
I'm really proud of this one :'D
Also unfinished version with a brush I didn't like below, I had to draw all again until I actually liked it:
Uhhh had this idea at 3am and then went back to sleep, now I can't keep my eyes opened help-
Fatal Error and Speedrun.jpeg by: AnarackWarriors (forgot to put that in the last Fatalverse drawing I made lol)
So... I've been thinking of her for a while, and I actually never drew here until now :D
She's kind of a... uh ... floralian maybe? Idk, all that I'll say is that she's very important in Shivers' lore (another of my Kirby OCs).
You guys have any name ideas? I would LOVE to know cuz I'm not good at this 😭
(also doing reference sheets for both of them :D)
Yeah I tried to draw Otto (Fatalverse/ Fatal Files btw) in that one wacky Sonic Adventure pose, yet ended up doing something else... I like the result anyways :D
I had to draw something not Kirby related for a while (don't worry I'll still draw Kirby stuff I'm just uploading this for fun 😭)
He's so cool and cute
Saw the DLC thing for KADFL (Kirby and the Forgotten Land lol) and I just LOVE that outfit Bandee is wearing I want to draw this more often 😭