Dante - Blog Posts
thinking about the omega priests post and olivine. as you do. but more specifically thinking about olivine going to solaria on official church business and coincidentally the scheduling of the trip means that he's going to go into heat during it. which is fine, kind of. it's going to suck a lot going through a heat alone when he's been so thoroughly spoiled by eiden and the clan, but he's had years of practice.
except solaria is really fucking hot. downright unbearable when in heat, especially when you're used to cooler temperatures like resident white boy olivine. and also dante ISN'T used to being around omegas in heat because he's been so isolated for so long. and dante offered to house olivine at his residence because there's a lot of rooms he's not using and what, is he going to make an acquaintance stay at an inn? do you doubt the sun lord's hospitality??
so they're both slowly going insane in close quarters because. olivine can't make the first move. and dante can't make the first move. and they're slowly roasting in horny fumes
you ever think about how Dante is actually pretty good at drawing
its free healthcare
reactions back in solaria <3
sun lords silly rabbit.mp4
I wanna do a zine about Dante but it's just niche jokes about gym stuff
after this event, dante and garu are an adventure duo, right? this is the second intense crime(?) they'll have dealt with. lowkey, they've got the perfect groundwork for an adventure serial first adventure like: first adventure (solaria history) --> beach episode --> second adventure (yokai circus)
they really fit the mold of a hardboiled guy and his bright eyed companion. plus, out of all of the clan members, dante actually likes garu and respects his skills. garu can keep up with dante's rigorous standards and he's a cute puppy. perfect synergy. (technically, they're an adventure trio with eiden, but eiden is kind of a given lmao)
✨let the show begin!🎪
💗 kittymaidwife wip
platonic third base: when you get to know someone well enough that they start making mortifyingly specific observations about you
MILK TEETH PROPAGANDA
THE FIC --> LINK
light territory trade tactics
Hypothetically speaking, if it was a Blade and Dante circus event, it would be hilarious if it was like the cowboy one. On one hand there's Dante investigating some illegal bullshit connected to Solaria, he has to act as the ring master of a circus because they are smuggling weapons in the peanuts or something idk and then on the other hand there's Blade like "Darling, I wanna join the circus!"
APEX PREDATOR❗️❗️❗️
The real problem with fan-media treating domming as synonymous with topping is that it obliges one to leave unexplored the rich comedy potential of depicting the object of one's fandom attempting to dominantly suck a dick.
