Deadpool And Wolverine - Blog Posts

Watching deadpool 2 with my family:

Mom: Are they (dp and cable) just gonna fight like this the whole movie?

Dad: No, don't worry they'll start fucking soon

Like what the hell what's happening right now I'm so confused

Saw this quote and it made me think of them💔

Once again, my family didn't get the subtext of the Deadpool and Wolverine movie ;-;

My sister said, and I quote "I liked it but I thought that there were to many pointless figthscenes. Like we all know you can't die, stop trying to be macho."

Bro is acting like is wasn't the most beautiful gay sex scene in history

My mom and sister were discussing how D&W was to bloody and gory for them and that they film-makers should have cut down on that bit

And I'm over here in the corner being like, damn I must be a masochist then bc no way in hell I'm not finding the fightscenes hot

2024 the year of toxic old man yaoi

I went to five guys to get some fries and this is what I saw on an art wall they had there!

All of these are really silly and fun and I love them a lot!

canon

At the airport and drew this bc I still have to wait bahah

I should finish their refs... and other wips I still haven't done augh maybe I will

CHEERS LOUD PATCH NATION WE ARE WINNING !!!!!!

Mr. & Mr. Weapon X part 2

Tosses this to the wind

enjoy

FEM PATCH !!!!

Patch and Deadpool - Lesbians edition 🛐

I love when Wolverine's metal bones are showcased

*KLONG*

*KLANG*

Drawing this later <3333

when logan is asleep in the mansion like dead fucking asleep like “damn is he dead” sleep or when he’s drunk/not paying attention the students will see how many magnets they can get to stick to him

source: for the bit (trust)

GENIUS

when logan is asleep in the mansion like dead fucking asleep like “damn is he dead” sleep or when he’s drunk/not paying attention the students will see how many magnets they can get to stick to him

source: for the bit (trust)

when logan is asleep in the mansion like dead fucking asleep like “damn is he dead” sleep or when he’s drunk/not paying attention the students will see how many magnets they can get to stick to him

source: for the bit (trust)

I present you with Wolvie:

Comic: Exiles 3-5

We know there was a Nicepool. But what if there is a Niceverine too. Just a nice variant of Logan. Small, barely any muscle and has like an Elvis kinda hairstyle and no mutton chops. Basically a twink. He has no adamantium, so his claws are bone and he only has a minor healing factor.

And they meet and Wade is like: "why are you so polite? You haven't insulted me once ever since we met you."

"Of course i'm polite. I'm canadian."

And then some bad guys show up and Niceverine stabs them and is like: "oh my god, did i hurt you with my claws? I'm so sorry, but you ran at me and i kinda had to defend myself."

Logan: "Wade, let's go. I don't wanna be around this washed up-watered down-fuck version of myself. And they call me the worst one."

Wade: "but he's so nice! Maybe he can help us!"

Logan: "No he can't! He doesn't even really kill his enemies! They die of embarrassment!"

to hold what’s left of his boobs in place

can’t have em flying about, gotta save that for the bedroom

Someone please answer me what these things are for? Looks like knife holsters? But doesn't seem to be anything in there? Why so small?

me too

He's stimming

i cant be the only one who finds the fact that magneto can just pick wolverine up and toss him like he weighs nothing at all so funny

like imagine “big” bad wolverine suddenly flailing about in the air bc magneto grabbed his arm to like. open a jar of pickles or smth. peak comedy.

"Jump, peanut! World's bestest cat dad-pool will catch you!"

And the tree was straining.

Bugs when you lift up a rock

i will now think about this every day thank you

Hurt by Johnny Cash starts playing...

Quoth the roommate (when talking about wolverine’s height in comics): “He would sink like a small pebble.”

(bc of his adamantium and small size just in case the context was lost)

The boys as that one Harley and Joker comic cover because I needed another excuse to draw Wade in a dress

the shit i do for tumblr

also shitpost

asskisser x asskicker

ive never gravityed a fall in my life

bare with me okay ive never watched gravity falls

i need to draw them together

Imagine how fucking funny it’d be if these two had the same universe

PATCH <333333

Why's your pirate girlfriend trying to kill you, Wade?