Dethklok - Blog Posts

Why couldn't they (dethklok) keep the energy of neutering someone for murderface??? Like.

If ANYONE needs to be neutered it's HIM. He's not gonna use those balls for anything useful. He needs to be put in line so,

Cut em off.

Cut those balls off

Take away his fucking nasty ass sack

Take away his nuts

Then give it to me for scientific purposes.

WHO SAID THAT???

I imagine if they were hanging out. MF would be slurring and calling Randy gay like A LOT because like he IS(bi) but like, Randy would grow so sick of it, and that man can DEF smell another gay man; so he would definitely turn around and be like you know what YOU ARE GAY and List of a few reasons why MF is clearly gay, and that he's clearly repressed.

"It's ok to come out of the closet man, you don't have to hide your true self" and then like walk away leaving Murderface mortified.

"I am NOT repressched!! I am NOT GAY!!"

Drawing Murderface, but I gave him a silk press.

I feel evil lowkey

DICK KNUBBLER WOULD BE A PELICAN IF HE WAS A BIRD

DO YOU SEE IT TOO???

KNUBBLER AND MURDERFACE???!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

HES AIRING HIS COOCHIE OUT‼️‼️‼️‼️ STOP HIM!!! CLOZE YOUR LEGZ YOU SLUT!!!

OH WAIT- YOU GOTTS GET BITCHES TO BE A SLUT!!! AND U AINT GOT ANYYYYYYY!!!!

Sorry not sorry but like-

Knubbler is SO fine. Look at that SCRUMPTIOUS OLD MAN.

ABSOLUTELY DELECTABLE.

I swear to GAWD...

Must make DICK CONTENT RUGAGRHAGGRHAHVRHAVRVAGHR

I LOVE OLD MENNNNN AHHHHHHHGGGHHGGHHGGG

KNUBBLER TO THE FRONT PLEASE!!

KNUBBLERRRRRRRRRRERRR KNUBBBYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY AGRHRHRHRHHRHRHRHEHRHRH

I just wanna twirl his hair and poke his schnoz.

And then strangle him. Lovingly, of course (not in a kink way. I just have severe cuteness aggression)

APOLOGIES FOR THE LAST POST ILL MAKE JT UP TO YOU GUYS ARHSGHSHRH

I PRESENT

METALOCALYPSE KIWIS

IM ACTUALLY PISSED BECAUSE I USED A REFERENCE FOR MOST OF THEM EXCEPT KNUBBLER ABIGAIL CHARLES MAGNUS AND SETH AND THEY LOOK SIGNIFICANTLY BETTER UGRHRHRHRHHR

I'll line and colour this at somepoint but I hope yall like it

I usually wouldn't draw seth or magnus because they pmo but I know people like them so ya :3

So I don't remember what happened the other night but I made a list ranking on which dethklok member I feel I could effectively beat the fuck out of, 1-5, 5 being i absolutely would get clobbered and i felt like sharing it.

Forgive me i was not sober making this

I SWEAR I LOVE DETHKLOK GUYS I JUST GET EXTREMELY AGGRESSIVE ABOUT THE THINGS I LOVE 😭😭

IRDK WHY I MADE THIS BUT ITS TOO FUNNY NOT TO SHARE

Currently drawing dethklok as kiwis

STOP MOVING LIKE THAT YOU STUPID... FUCK‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️ (LOVE YEW)

QUALITY DIED IM SORRY

I have severe cuteness aggression and would absolutely smother the fuck out of him

I made some fanart of Dickface/Murdertooth, but Dick and Toki are both Murderfaces' BD, and they both have 1 kid with him. I have no idea what drove me to draw it, but I did.

Im sorry, metalocalypse fans, but whenever I see a grown man, I must draw him pregnant. Not for nefarious purposes, but just because men being pregnant feels right.

My philosophy;

Interact if I should post i pinky promise for real guys I will post it

Lmk

Some Toki Filler. I've got stuff I've got to clean up, and I promise to post fanart soon, but take this for now.

Original

If Murderfaces' mom hadn't been murdered he absolutely would have been a mamas boy, and no one can tell me otherwise.

Me to william during that scene;

DEAR GOD HE IS SO FUCKING PATHETIC JESUS FUCKING CHRIST ON A GODDAMN CHEWED UP SHAT ON TOOTHPICK CAN YOU JUST AGRHAGRGHAGRGAHFRGAGGRGA

(it's part of his charm tbh.. Though if I'm honest I have the ol "i can fix him" Toxic personalit trait, and thats partially why I love him so dearly because it's like I SWEAR I CAN CLEAN HIM UP AND MAKE HIM A RESPECTABLE FUNCTIONING MEMBER OF SOCIETY)

U DIDNT EVEN STAND A CHANCEEEEEEEEEEE DONT EVENNN STARTTTTTTTTTTT💀💀💀💀💀

GET UR ASS BACK TO YOUR FANS MURDERFAG THE SELFSHIPPERS ARE LOOKING FOR YEW

He's so fucking funny omfg

God I love Knubbler X Murderface and Toki X Murderface so bad I can't decide which one i like more they are both so cute and ugh I love the idea of Murderface being happy with either of them because he deserves to be loved :(((( I've made art for both Dickface and Murdertooth and as of typing this I'm continuing to work on making more of BOTH ships.

If anyone has any prompts or anything for either of those ships let me know! I enjoy drawing all three of them so deeply.

Especially Knubbler and Murderface, they are so much fun to draw ugggggghhhhh!!!!