Say no more
I hate you
this poster but with Julian and Garak
Warmup sketches in between animation for the TL
PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND WATCH THIS NOW source: https://twitter.com/tele5/status/990517262623870976?s=19 [description: a beautiful video of Alexander Siddig singing a song along with someone who is playing the ukulele, the words are đ”"fly me to the moon, let me play among the stars, let me see what spring is like on jupiter and on mars. In other words, please be true, in other words i love you"đ”]
fic: so julians in love with garak, but he NEVER thought hed be with a MAN, he only liked GIRL-
[image description: a screenshot from ds9 of a PADD that says "GO AWAY"]
literally everyone in the garashir tag are such scalies dont even @ me you know its the truth
finished commission for @lydia-gastrell thank you so much again!!!đđđ commissions are still open dm me if interested!!đđđđ
[image description!!: a drawing by me of Julian Bashir from DS9 looking kinda rugged but giving an also rugged Garak from DS9 a big hug with a giant smile while O'Brien watches confused in the background by the airlock]
why are all the star trek games based on war and ship command and galactic fighting and war. i want diplomat simulator. i want skyrim for star trek. i wanna talk to a bunch of aliens about their farming rivalry and then go to the planet where everyones an italian mobster. i dont give a shit about upgrading the torpedoes on my battle cruiser to level up and destroy other ships in the New Online MMORPG. i want my entire ship to malfunction because an alien laid an egg in the nacelles and then i want to fix it by raising the alien as my own and then tossing it into space. whatâs so hard to understand.
the only time it was actually funny and entertaining when a "ship" was "confirmed" by someone who worked on the show was when someone asked rene auberjonois at a panel what the nature of quark and odo's relationship was and he replied "sexual." without elaboration
Civil Defense might be the funniest episode of ds9 to me... the way the camera keeps cutting to closeups of characters' shocked faces every time something new goes wrong. dukat's stupid little "attention bajoran workers. pleaseee stop rioting pleasepleaseplease â€ïž ok thanks" message playing on repeat until everyone's sick and tired of it. the fanfic plot of quark and odo getting trapped in odo's office and thinking theyre about to die. kira's iconic "Time for a less subtle approach" before just shooting a door with a phaser. jake sisko climbing through a tube. garak dramatically waltzing into ops just to tell everyone he has high enough security clearance to do that, but he can't do anything to help the station Not self-destruct. but he's here now :) the Science Fiction Device that looks like a cartoon bomb that materializes in the replicator and starts blasting indiscriminately in ops. gul dukat beaming aboard in the You Know I Had To Do It To 'Em pose and proceeding to have a calm and collected conversation with everyone in ops who's currently being shot at. ordering a tea from the replicator and allowing it to continue shooting at everyone while he and garak insult each other. garak brings up dukat's dad. still getting shot at. dukat realizing he's gotten himself stuck on ds9 about to blow up and making the walter white D: face. garak telling dukat to stop flirting with kira. "I should've executed you years ago" "you tried".
Siskoshir: Battle Lines / Past Tense
BASHIR: I'm sorry, Commander, but I've discovered we can't afford to die here. Not even once.
SISKO: Remember, Doctor, we can't interfere.
My wife put the thought of graying KiraDax in my head and now here we are.
The true fix AU I crave
You know she had to do it to âem (by âthemâ I mean âthe Teplans,â and by âitâ I of course mean âvirus-bomb their homeworld with super-HIV as punishment for rebellion, and also because itâs kinda funnyâ). Sheâs a real sweetheart, folks.
my new favorite timelines discourse is the recent critiques on the forums about this weekâs new artwork, like how the diseased changeling founderâs flakes just donât look quite flakey enough
for me? it was s2e8 ânecessary evilâ. thatâs when I knew deep space 9 was going to be different.
star trek has done murder mystery episodes beforeâ yanno theyâre fun, theyâre a great format for a well paced forty five minutes where we can learn more about our characters and get some cheeky twists along the way.
ânecessary evilâ elevates that trope by setting the mystery on terok nor. itâs literally our first flashback look at the ugly political past of the space station. as an audience weâve been learning to love and trust the warm vibes of the showâs settingâ seeing a version of this place thatâs dystopian, thatâs horrific, that nonetheless features so many of the characters we know? it feels so fuckin visceral.
I will never forget the final twist in this episode. I will never forget learning alongside Odo what it really means for people to make the choices they must in the face of dehumanization, and the fallout thatâll haunt them for years. the realization that sometimes the most obvious truth is the profoundest one, and that sometimes all the twists in the world land you right where u started
the moment the character asks Odo if he can ever trust them again, and the shot lingers, and ends.
the episode ends there
thatâs when I knew that this show wasnât going to be like other trek. thatâs when I knew this was going to be a story about the nuance, the incongruity, the unresolution and the things left hanging behind when an episode ends. thatâs when I knew the writers on this show would wake up and choose artistic greatness in defiance of conventional tv wisdom.
thank you for my life, s2e8 necessary evil. we should talk about u more. xo.
Same year as it was yesterday, 2024
Posted to Instagram August 31 2024
Closeups under the cut
sorry but nothing makes me happier than seeing posts from just last week, just yesterday, just a few hours ago from people becoming sooo sick over elim garak and julian bashir
it is so fucking beautiful to witness the present tense of people discovering these two. watching garashirâs legacy continue to bloom into present day over and over again u kno ????
superposition of legendary fandom history and active thriving ship. send post.
[or, that time I spent almost nine months perfecting a self-indulgent playlist for the morally grey space lizard. if anyone checks it out i hope u like it aough <3]
âŠïž fave lyrics under the cut âŠïž
Pedestrian At Best â Lynks (Courtney Barnett) put me on a pedestal and I'll only disappoint you / tell me I'm exceptional, I promise to exploit you
Killer Queen â Queen gunpowder, gelatin / dynamite with a laser beam / guaranteed to blow your mind
Compulsive Liar â Ezra Furman and even if I love you / I'll always be conniving / I'll always be negotiating with the truth // it opens at a young age / that all-protective closet
Thereâs a Good Reason These Tables Are Numbered, Honey, You Just Havenât Thought of It Yet â Panic! At The Disco talk to the mirror / oh, choke back tears / and keep telling yourself that I'm a diva
Karen by Night â Jill Sobule I overheard Karen whisper on the phone / she said, "meet me at the club, there's a shipment coming in / and I can't pull this one off alone"
Snake â Halflives I'll twist the knife and leave you with a vicious ache / I won't blink, I won't shake, no / because baby I'm a snake
Dangerous â Son Lux are you dangerous? found your way to my bed / spend fewer nights with the living then I do with the dead // are you dangerous? carved right into my head / quick lobotomy, then left me for dead
Ghosts of Utopia â IAMX you're the conquered stars, the divided heart / you are the ghosts of Utopia / you're the miracle of America
Government Hooker â Lady Gaga I could be girl (unless you want to be man) / I could be sex (unless you want to hold hands) / I could be anything, I could be everything
Symphony for a Spider Plant â Mort Garson [INTSRUMENTAL]
I Think Iâm Going To Kill Myself â Elton John I think I'm gonna kill myself / cause a little suicide / stick around for a couple of days / what a scandal if I died!
Mein Herr â Liza Minnelli (Cabaret) you mustn't knit your brow / you should have known by now / you'd every cause to doubt me, mein Herr
Edelweiss Waltz â Irwin Kostal (The Sound of Music) [INSTRUMENTAL]
Michael â Franz Ferdinand Michael you're the boy with all the leather hips / sticky hair, sticky hips, stubble on my sticky lips
Sweet Dreams (Are Made of This) â Eurythmics some of them want to use you / some of them want to get used by you
The Partisan â Leonard Cohen when they poured across the border / I was cautioned to surrender / this I could not do
Cold Cold Cold â Cage The Elephant doctor, the problem's in my chest / my heart feels cold as ice, but it's anybody's guess
The Alcoholic â Röyksopp [INSTRUMENTAL]
Heroin â Lana Del Rey I'm flyin' to the moon again, dreamin' about marzipan / taking all my medicine to take my thoughts away
Mosquito â Model/Actriz down the mirrored halls / wearing cuffs with insignias gleaming / with a body count, higher than a mosquito / with a body count, higher than a mosquito
Faggot â Mindless Self Indulgence dig me now and fuck me later / and sing it to the tune of "faggot, faggot, faggot"
Terrible Things â Brick + Mortar sometimes I think of doing terrible things / I know I shouldn't think it but I do anyway
Before the Line â dodie now every morning since the line between my lives / I greet the sun, and ask, "have I already died? / If not then why am I alone? / and when can I come home?"
Old Money â Lana Del Rey but if you send for me, you know I'll come / and if you call for me, you know I'll run // If you change your mind, I'll come, come, come
Everybody Wants To Rule The World â Tears For Fears all for freedom and for pleasure / nothing ever lasts forever / everybody wants to rule the world
Snakeskin â Rina Sawayama buy my expensive, exclusive, pain wear / my fine couture is your branded repayment // like a snakeskin, like a snakeskin / wear me out and tear me down like
Me and the Devil â Gil ScottâHeron early this morning when you knocked upon my door / and I say: hello Satan, I believe, it's time to go
Maybe This Time â Liza Minnelli (Cabaret) something's bound to begin / It's gotta happen, happen sometime / maybe this time / maybe this time I'll win
changed my url. @/simpletailoring was great but I really want us to focus on the important stuff: the stupid fucking gun my favorite lizard uses to sew
what is that. there's literally no way it's actually stitching. what do y'all think this thing doing is please tell me
one of the most underrated things about star trek is the way every other character is highly proficient in a truly random instrument. they're like broken little dnd characters with too many proficiencies. I love it.
another garashir cuddle. wow! and itâs⊠for you!
Iâm usually glad that star trek didnât get consumed by franchise capitalism the way some other beloved sf/f stories did
but
last night I lay awake, thinking about how sick a civil defense ds9 inspired interactive theme park ride would beâŠâŠâŠ..
todays the only/last day you can reblog this lol
waking up this morning to find out the thing i saw at 3am last night wasn't dtiys edit
my unpopular ds9 headcanon is that garak eats whole eggs like a monitor lizard
More trekpostingâ assorted ds9 brainrot and etc
A couple of these will be prints!!!