Dsmp - Blog Posts
Tubbo, plucking flowers: Ranboo loves me
Tubbo: he loves me not.
Tubbo: he loves me
Tubbo, picking the last petal: he loves me not :(
Ranboo, bursting into the room with armfuls of flowers: Wait try again i think that's wrong
/p :))
Phil: Who the fuck added me to a fucking group chat?
Techno: Language
Tommy: Yeah Phil, watch your fucking language
Wilbur: OKAY, WHO TAUGHT TOMMY THE FUCK WORD?
Tubbo: 'The fuck word'
Ranboo: Seriously? You guys use the f word all the time.
Phil: Oh my gods he censored it
Tubbo: Say fuck, Ranboo
Tommy: Do it, Ranboo. Say fuck.
Ranboo, to Tubbo: My life is in the hands of an idiot.
Tommy, motioning to himself and Tubbo: No no no no no, Big Man, TWO idiots.
Tubbo: Could you guys at least try to see this from my perspective?
Ranboo: *crouches down*
Tommy: *sits on the floor*
Tubbo: I hate both of you.
[The squad is trying to con some random guy]
Tommy: Um, Tubbo, why are you pretending I'm this guy's family?
Tubbo: We need money!
Tommy: You're scamming him?
Tubbo: I was thinking more like flat-out stealing from him?
Tommy: What?! No way!
Tubbo: Why not? We already stole Ranboo!
Ranboo: Hey guys
Tommy: No, we didn't. Ranboo can think and talk for themself, they can do whatever they want!
Ranboo: I wanna steal
listen... listen... <3
DSMP Characters as cc!Ranboo quotes
Sam: “no juice for those who live in solitude”
Tommy: “so like… when is it my turn to be happy?”
Badboyhalo: “if you’re listening to an inspirational speaker your life is probably not good”
Technoblade: “actually i haven’t done anything wrong ever and you can ask my apologists about that” (bonus: “pickaxe power”)
Quackity: “don’t quote me on that because i am right” (bonus: “dont run with scissors except for when you do”)
Dream: “this ones double sided!” (bonus: “all the nuts and the wrenches are just loose in the box”)
George: *spins in a chair doing absolutely nothing for five minutes*
Sapnap: “i feel the overwhelming urge to scream at every single moment”
Tubbo: “is this a detonator? this looks like i could just press the button and– *presses button*”
Fundy: “avoid daddys love!”
Punz: “what i want you to do if you sponsor me is give me free stuff and then require me to never talk about your product again”
Wilbur: “yeah- more more more power poWER POWER”
Philza: “i am going to KILL my own child.” (bonus: “do not pay to adopt me”)
Puffy: “im pretty sure i can just do this. *fails* nope never mind i cannot do that.”
Foolish: “as long as they help us make tastier cakes i really do not mind having my soul taken. [pause] i do mind having my soul taken actually.” (bonus: “how did you die so quickly?”)
Jack: “woah there i bet you didn’t expect me to come from the floor”
Ranboo: “take deep breaths? i am… dying already”
Bonus Alyssa bc idk who she is but she used to be on the server: “i need to stop playing minecraft”
sad revived wilbur hcs are out ive just decided, a week after wilbur gets revived tubbo and ranboo get waken up by a noise on the roof of the mansion and theyre all freaked out n shit because what if that was dream? or even the eggpire folks??? something's wrong and michael might be in danger
and they finally get up to the roof with their full netherite armour on, stacked with potions and swords in their hands. only to find wilbur there, busting into the apiary that foolish built so he can say hi to all the bees. he's getting stung by a bunch of them but god he just wanted that honey so much and it's been so long since he's heard this much sound
actually you know what? fuck you *un-ghosts your bur*
