[SCENE: TABLE]
[CHARACTERS; COLLECTOR(bonkers)/C, JUDGE DOOM/D]
C: if you are a toon, then why aren't you an animated character?
D: if YOU are a human, why aren't YOU a live action human?
C: don't ever talk about it.
[COLLECTOR GRABS HIS TRUSTY CUP FILLED WITH DIP, AND POURS IT ONTO DOOM]
the end! write it down, dtoons, write it down.