Dumbass Trio - Blog Posts

Cole: "quick animal fact: most sharks do not attend church"

[Cole and Kai giggle]

Jay: "quick animal fact: birds can be funny"

Kai: "even quicker animal fact: monkeys like banana"

Cole: "shit, that is a good fact"

Cole: "quickest animal fact: monkeys live."

[Kai and Jay wheeze]

Kai: "most monkeys live"

[they all laugh, wheeze and cough]

Jay: "some monke alive"

[they die laughing like dumbasses]

in my culture this is called peak

[image ID: a digital drawing of TJ, Jonah, and Marty on a beach. TJ is holding a bag of potato chips, Jonah is holding a volleyball, and Marty is holding a yellow and orange boogie board. They are all wearing swim shorts, flip-flops, and t-shirts that originally read “Federal Bikini Inspector” which the boys have customized. TJ has crossed out the word “Bikini” and replaced it with “Board Shorts,” Marty has crossed out the word “Federal” and replaced it with “Former,” and Jonah has crossed out the word “Federal” and replaced it with the word “Feminist” plus a small similey face. TJ is the only one also wearing sunglasses.]

“We’re all proud idiots!”

☀️ Our favorite idiots at the beach ☀️

This was requested by @abg-blah inspired by @thegayagenda-forkids’s fic Dumbass Trio Ditch Day— it’s wicked funny and I suggest you all check it out!

[image ID: a digital drawing of Jonah, TJ, and Marty. The background is brown with a crudely drawn black door frame reminiscent of the treehouse from the show Drake & Josh. TJ looks annoyed as he addresses a surprised looking Marty while Jonah watches both of them with a neutral expression.]

I know you’re busy with a big fic, but here me out: The dumbass trio builds a treehouse.

ok i love you, but i’ve been staring at this ask for like a month and i have no idea what to do with it, so i’m just gonna throw this idea out into the void as a prompt for anyone to do whatever they want with because i love this idea, but i don’t think i could do it justice

Anyone else carry a mini figure in their bag just for the sake of having them there? Like, I always hv a Lloyd in my wallet or bag for anxiety. And normally it really helps ^^