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2 years ago

Gellert: Hi, I killed a man. You have to help me hide the body

Vinda: Again? Who is it this time?

Gellert: The guy Albus talked to yesterday

Vinda: And you killed him?

Gellert: Does he look alive to you?


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3 years ago

Leta: My boyfriend is the head of the British Auror's office

Tina: My boyfriend is a magizoologist and he published a book

Queenie: My boyfriend has his own bakery

Dumbledore: My boyfriend yells at me in German and kills Muggles, but still you all should envy me


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3 years ago

Theseus: Have you ever wondered why Professor Dumbledore doesn't have a wife?

Newt: Because he has a husband

Theseus: What?!

Newt: What ...?


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