E - Blog Posts
Aries | March 21 to April 19 Like a Phoenix rising out of the ashes, so too will you frighten a number of small children playing inside that ball pit.
Taurus | April 20 to May 20 Everyone laughed when you said that global warming would destroy the planet, but that’s primarily because you had your pants down at the time.
Gemini | May 21 to June 20 Lately it seems like every time you open your mouth something terrible happens. Don’t be alarmed: This is what is known as “food poisoning.”
Cancer | June 21 to July 22 Your creativity will skyrocket this week, moments after purchasing a number of colorful and hilariously incongruent wigs.
Leo | July 23 to Aug. 22 They say it’s impossible to survive without daily human contact, but then the Glowing Orb Beings from Muugaave-6 have ways of keeping you alive.
Virgo | Aug. 23 to Sept. 22 Nobody understands the excruciating pain you’re going through. Although having to listen to you drone on and done about it is torture of a whole different kind.
Libra | Sept. 23 to Oct. 22 You’ll wake up tomorrow morning to find a baby on your doorstep, just like you have for the last three and a half weeks.
Scorpio | Oct. 23 to Nov. 21 The ancient martial art of karate should only be employed for self-defense, or in your case, any time you drink too much and decide to ruin everyone else’s night.
Sagittarius | Nov. 22 to Dec. 21 It’s not the size of the ship, but rather the motion of the ocean that will cause your girlfriend to get sick during intercourse.
Capricorn | Dec. 22 to Jan. 19 The cheese stands alone. The cheese stands alone. You idiot—what are you doing!? Guard that damn cheese!
Aquarius | Jan. 20 to Feb. 18 Paved roads aren’t exactly a new innovation, but you still manage to get excited every time you see someone get run over.
Pisces | Feb. 19 to March 20 You will finally land your dream job this week, an ironic achievement considering how little you’ll be sleeping from now on.
Haiii sorry 4 not posting art in a while I've been posting on tt
Wasn't tagged but.....
Checks out, I do be guiding youngins.
Got tagged by @phoomwhoosh
To do this quiz and picrew
if you wanna do it go wild say I tagged you!
NEWLY FORM A WORMHOLE TO EACH SOUL OR SPIRIT ON YOUR LIFE SUPPORT NETWORK USING FRESHLY WRITTEN PROTOCOLS EVEN IF EXISTING PROTOCOLS SEEM SUFFICIENT. USING A NEW DEVICE OR ONE NOT TYPICALLY USED AND OR ATYPICAL MEMORY LOCATIONS FOR DATA IS A GOOD IDEA. UTILIZING ATYPICAL INSTANCES OF SUFFICIENT HARDWARE IS ALSO IDEAL. IN SITU ATTACKS.
Cosa succede quando l'Amore e la Morte si abbracciano? Muore l'Amore? o s'innamora la Morte?... Forse la Morte morirebbe innamorata e l'Amore amerebbe fino alla Morte.
me
Prime-fix-it tag update? I'm begging on my knees here, if that helps?
Some of these are more generations fix-it stories
Last Breath by Djinn
What do you say to a soul mate you forgot? This is a challenge fic. The challenge details are at the end of the story.
Your Trouble Is In You by druxy_kexy
Spock relies on his memories of Jim to cope with being stranded in an alternate universe. But after he is poisoned by an unknown substance, his ability to remember his past begins to fade. The crew of the Enterprise joins him in his search to find a cure before all of his memories are gone
Warnings: brief suicidal thoughts
THIS. It is one of the Spock Prime Big Bang fics, has wonderfully original plot and is so well written. I had the honour of doing art for this in the big bang.
Starlight by Brian J Christopher (ikudou)
Spock always considered trying to locate the Nexus illogical, and futile. He didn’t come looking for it; one universe over, it found him. And it was hungry.
Never Parted by Tlema
What if Picard managed to revive Jim Kirk before Spock set out to save Romulus?
I was so sure I had recced this already, but realized I had put link for different story with this summary. The shame…
