Easy Company - Blog Posts
ronnie ft. sharkboy
Shifty: Oh, fiddlesticks
Grant: Look, I understand this is a tense situation, but let’s watch the fucking language.
Speirs: Lip stop worrying about it! I'm fine. It was just a splinter.
Lipton: You were IMPALED!
Speirs: It was a large splinter.
I'm Compiling a List of Band of Bros Goofs/Edits/Etc
Feel free to contribute! No hate intended, it’s my favorite show after all.
1. Webster was never with Liebgott when Liebgott went on his little mission (with Speirs’ orders) to kill the German man in charge of the concentration camps. That was a guy named Moone, who indeed refused to shoot the guy.
2. Winters wasn’t exactly the super amazing, humble, quiet guy that was portrayed. I mean he was, but he wasn’t. In Winters’ own words, he could be arrogant sometimes and actually disliked Speirs (or, at least, strongly disliked how Speirs conducted himself at times), not that Winters still wasn’t absolutely fantastic. Everyone adored him.
3. Speaking of Speirs, Winters has said he actually had not been planning on Speirs to relieve Dike at Foy. When Winters turned to yell at someone, Speirs just happened to be there and Winters sent him on his way. Winters was prepared to literally just about send anyone.
4. Speaking of Dike, Dike wasn’t the terrible guy he was portrayed to be. I mean, he could be flaky, but he won the bronze star for rescuing three injured soldiers under heavy fire and another for leading the protecting of a road/pathway/bridge with a bunch of random men from various companies in Holland. At Foy, as he charged, he was shot in the shoulder and went into shock, freezing up, unable to do anything, probably because he was too busy thinking about how he almost died (a good leader would still, undoubtedly, move on).
5. Eugene Roe’s grandmother was not a faith healer, nor was he that gentle. The actual Roe was known to be a little more rough and tumble, but always dependable. The men loved him.
6. On D-Day, in Band of Brothers, it is portrayed that Guarnere shot down an entire German patrol, horses and all. This did not actually happen. Guarnere didn’t even have a gun, like Winters, until after the patrol was taken out.
7. John Hall does not land near Winters during D-Day. He joins up later at some point.
8. Winters actually did have a heavy Mennonite background (I feel as though it’s implied otherwise, though not explicitly stated)
9. In Holland, Winters never shot the kid who smiled at him. It was a full grown man, who did indeed smile at him. Winters also said, if he had seen the train scene beforehand, he would have told them to take it out. He wasn’t “affected in that way” by the killing he had to do.
10. Albert Blithe did not die of his wounds after episode 2. His family came out to say that he lived well afterward, but died of a stomach ulcer.
11. Joe Liebgott, though he did know German, was actually not a Jew.
12. When Webster is reunited with Easy Company after his injury, they were never cold to him. In fact, they were ecstatic to have him back and welcomed him with open arms. He was well-liked among the men.
*Webgott in an argument*
Webster: you know what? Fuck you!
Liebgott: I already did!
Webster: ...
Liebgott: -and I did it real good
Webster: ...
Webster: ...
Webster: you did.
Modern AU: Christenson uses this emoji 💅 all the damn time
Perconte: “....Speirs is going to kill us for this, isn't he?”
Christenson: “....Maybe we shouldn’t tell him.”
Speirs: “Maybe you shouldn’t tell me what?”
Roe: What doesn’t kill you gives you a lot of unhealthy coping mechanisms, and a really dark sense of humor.
Luz: Remember that time you dared me to lick the swing set?
Toye: No, I said “George don’t lick the swing set" and you said "Don’t tell me what to do Joe". And then you licked the swing set.
Speirs: People who breathe die, so just don’t!
Luz and Babe: *Pulling up to a Jack in the box*
Luz: Hello, is Jack in? *snickering*
Drive through attendant: Uh...
Babe: Or is Jack off?
Luz and Babe: *High five and drive away*
Webster: *Yelling across the parking lot at a gas station* Buy me a diet Dr. Pepper!
Liebgott: *Yelling back* I ain't buying you shit!
Liebgott: *Buys it for him anyways*
this is what happened at Bastogne, you can’t change my mind-
Speirs: [Pulls out a knife]
Luz: Oh no.
Speirs: [Opens a box with it]
Luz: Oh okay.
Speirs: [Pulls a gun out of the box]
Luz: Oh no!
i’m incredibly sorry for the lack of effort in this one–
Toye: Lions can hunt and kill their own food by the time they’re 3 months old. I just watched Luz try to find his phone, and it was in his other hand... I can’t believe we’re at the top of the food chain.
Perconte: Luz is a really good salesman he once sold me a nickel for a quarter.
Grant: You spent 500 dollars on face cream
Talbert: Well it's not just just face cream I also got make-up primer, optimal skin pro moisturize, detoxifying illuminator, gentle deep pore cleanser, nutri-cream anti-aging serum
Talbert: And I even got this thing *brushes face with face brush* to exfoliate... stuff and this jade roller
Grant: *looks at tab closely*
Grant: So when does it start working
Doc, telling Toye to keep his feet dry
Toye: How do you know what’s good for me?
Doc: T H A T ’ S M Y O P I N I O N!!!!!!!
Toye: 👁👄👁
Nearby Germans: 👁👄👁
Malarkey: *running and yelling into the barracks* HEY! HEY!
Lipton, whispering: shhh Doc is finally asleep
Malarkey, whispering: sorry, my bad...
Lipton, whispering: so what’s up?
Malarkey, whispering: there’s a fire
Frank Perconte: I am very small.
Frank Perconte: And right now I have no money.
Frank Perconte: So you can imagine the kind of stress I’m under.
Reblog if men in 1940s uniforms is your kink
Satan, I’m coming to visit
I mean....
@sunnyshifty @baberoeeee @softliebgott @speirtons @bandofbrothersworld @geniedocroe
Thank you @lightbrite-rebel for the tag 💕
rules: the last celeb you have saved on your phone is your quarantine buddy.
Nice group 🤭
I tag @amourdesetoiles @spooky-shelby @merlinaknight @scent-ofbooks
Luz: *says something stupid/annoying*
Toye: That’s it
Toye: I’m breaking up with you
Luz, grinning: You say as you continue to lay your head in my lap
Toye, glaring up at Luz from his lap: Shut the fuck up
@scrapeduppalms
@caffeinated-fan