Eddie Munson - Blog Posts
Eddie : Relationships should be 50/50. Steve cooks us dinner while I sit on the kitchen counter looking pretty.
Eddie : We're having a kid!
Dustin : Oh, congratula-
Steve slamming adoption papers onto the table : It's you, sign here.
Eddie : I think Steve is dropping hint that he wants me to propose?
Robin : What kind of hints?
Eddie : He keep showing me his wedding Pinterest board.
Eddie : And randomly tells me his ring size.
Robin : That isn't a hint.
Robin : Thats called a kick in the ass.
Robin : *clicks pen*
Steve : *clicks pen in response*
Eddie : Stop that.
Steve : Stop what?
Eddie : You’re talking about me in Morse code!
Robin : Yes Eddie, that’s what we doing. In our very limited time, we took a class on a very outdated, very unnecessary form of communication just so we could talk about you in front of you. Congrats, you figured us out!
Eddie : ...
*Later*
Steve, to Nancy : That’s actually exactly what we were doing.
Robin : Made you all playlists!
Robin : Eddie, yours has only heavy metal, and is dark like your soul.
Robin : Steve, yours has sad songs and blues to pair with your crippling depression.
Robin : And Chrissy has the ABBA Gold album.
Eddie, staring lovingly at Steve : I would die for you.
Steve, doing his own thing : Then perish.
AU with Steddie and Platonic Stobin, who meets the AU where Steve is a girl, and so in this universe it's Stobin and Platonic Steddie
Just thinking about non-binary Steve who wears skirts when he's home alone, because if he goes out in a skirt he's going to get punch. And imagine the party just walking into Steve's house for Dnd, and Steve is right there with his skirt and and her apron with "Best Mom" written on it, greeting the party as if it were the most normal thing in the world.
And everybody's just kind of : 😀?
Gareth : Why do you look like that?
Eddie, laying face-first on the floor : Like what?
Gareth : Like you’re dead.
Eddie : It’s because I’m dying. Leave me here to perish.
Jeff : Eddie accidentally called Harrington "baby girl" in front of everyone today.
Eddie : *sobs into the floor*
Robin : That shirt looks great, Eddie.
Eddie : Thanks!
Robin : But I bet it would look even better on Steve's floor.
Dustin : Are you hitting on Eddie... for Steve?
Eddie : I am convinced Steve and Robin share a brain cell!
Nancy : And it's not in use very often, it seems.
Eddie : Stevie I need my-
Steve : *hands him is phone*
Eddie : Oh, also I didn't have a chance to-
Steve *hands him a cup of coffee*
Eddie :
Eddie : Marry me?
Steve : I took care of that too, we've been married for the last two years.
I think I would like a spideypool or spidevil version of this one
Eddie, hungover: Please tell me I'm imagining that I claimed I was king of the ducks.
Steve: I would, but then I would be lying to the King of All Ducks.
Just thinking about steddie+Chribin(Rossy) having platonic/romantic cuddle when they all sleep together🙏❤️
#platonicStobin
#PlatonicChriddie
I like the fact that for me Eddie is gay, but when I do an AU where Steve is a girl or a trans girl or a genderfluid person, Eddie automatically becomes a bisexual man (⌐■_■)
(Sorry for the mistakes, English is not my first language)
I think i never read as much fanfic about one character in my 12 years of discovering fanfic, and we know him for one year !
“There’s a beginning, middle and end to every character’s arc and I feel incredibly touched by the reception that Eddie’s gotten, how inviting they’ve been. There’s a lot of devotion toward the show and its characters. I think about characters that I loved when I was growing up and now to think that someone out there feels like that about a character that I played is a kind of mental thing. It’s humbling and something I never expected to feel. Thank you for having him while he was here.” - Joseph Quinn
stranger things rewatch; EDDIE + MAX PARALLELS insp. by @greenishghostey
low-budget sitcom spin-off with these three only. WHEN??!
I love them sooooo much
low-budget sitcom spin-off with these three only. WHEN??!
This is just soooo sweet 🥰
When you and Eddie are 9, he falls off the monkey bars at school and breaks his arm. You sit with him and hold his good hand while the teachers call an ambulance. He looks up at you with big brown tearful eyes and a sniffle and says “Don’t leave me.” You hold his hand tighter and shake your head, “I won’t.” You say.
When Eddie gets his cast on you’re the first person to sign it. You write your name with a little heart next to it in red marker. “Do you think I can get Stacey Carmichael to sign it?” Eddie asks. You frown a little and your tummy feels weird at the thought. Stacey is in the grade above you and she’s the coolest girl in school. “Dunno” you shrug before Mr. Munson calls from the living room to tell you your parents are here to take you home.
When Eddie is 11 he starts a band called Corroded Coffin. You think it’s a funny name but Eddie tells you that it’s really metal. You tell the boys they should enter the middle school talent show and they do. They come 4th but Eddie is so happy that he picks you up and spins you around even though you’re taller than him. “You didn’t even win!” You laugh as he spins you, “I don’t care, that was so fun!”
When you and Eddie are 12, you fall off your bike riding down the big hill near the trailer park. You scrap your knees and chin and you’re crying all messily. “Eddie! It hurts!” You sob as Eddie holds your face in his little hands to look at your chin. “I know. Let me go get Uncle Wayne!” And then Eddie runs as fast as you’ve ever seen back to the trailer to get Mr. Munson who comes speeding down with Eddie and a first aid kit in hand. “Okay, little miss, what have you done to yourself, hmm?” Eddie holds your hand while Mr. Munson patches you up.
When you’re 13, John Baker kisses you at the snowball dance while you’re slow dancing to a song you don’t know. It was okay but your mom’s lipstick you stole gets on his lips and he has to go to the bathroom to clean it off. “I kissed John!” You tell Eddie who is sitting on the bleachers looking bored. Eddie screws up his face “Yuck.” You frown, “I didn’t say it was yuck when you kissed Jessica Thompson!” You argue. “Did you use tongue?” Eddie asks. This time you screw up your face. “Gross! No!” Eddie shrugs, “Then it wasn’t a real kiss.” You don’t think that’s true.
When you and Eddie become freshman’s he joins a club called Hellfire and it’s all he talks about. “Our DM is so cool! He listens to Judas Priest just like me!” “The campaign is so fun!” “Look at the shirt that they gave us! I’m never taking it off.” He can’t hang out at lunch anymore because he sits with the Hellfire club and that makes you sad but you don’t tell him that. You’re just happy he’s happy.
When you reach sophomore year, you and Eddie agree that Friday nights are your dedicated nights to hang out. Eddie came to you at the end of freshman year saying he missed you and you were so happy you almost cried. You barely saw him anymore so now that you have a night just for you, you couldn’t be happier.
When Eddie turns 16 you surprise him with an audition at the hideout for Corroded Coffin to play every Tuesday night. It might just be a few drunks that heckle at them every gig, but Eddie literally tackles you onto his bed and almost squishes you in thanks. He’s bigger than you now.
When you and Eddie are 17, you’ve become somewhat of the band manager. You help them unpack and pack every night and Eddie usually drops you home after. The rest of the band have left and it’s just you and Eddie hauling the last of the equipment in the back when you almost fall out the back of the van. Eddie is underneath you in an instant, catching you bridal style. “You saved me.” You laugh as you hop down to your feet. Eddie doesn’t laugh, he just looks down at you “‘Course I did. I always will.” He says. It makes your stomach flutter and before you know it you’re leaning up and pressing a chaste kiss to his lips. You pull away and stare up at him nervously watching as Eddie’s face breaks into a smile. “Y’know, it’s not a real kiss unless there’s tongue.” He says. You slap at his shoulder.
When you’re 17 and 6 months, you’re at Eddie’s trailer and Mr. Munson isn’t home. You’re in Eddie’s bed and you’re both in your underwear and under the covers. Eddie is kissing all over your face, “You sure you wanna? We don’t have to.” He asks for the millionth time. “Yeah, I’m sure.” You reassure him.
When you turn 18, Eddie gives you a little box. You open it and find his guitar pick necklace curled up in the soft velvet. “Eddie,” you gasp, “I can’t accept this. This is the most important thing to you.” Eddie pushes a piece of hair behind you ear and leans in close, “You’re the most important thing to me.”
When you and Eddie are 20, Eddie finally graduates high school. He runs up to you and Mr. Munson (‘Call me Uncle Wayne’ he told you a million times before) and picks you up and spins you around in his cap and gown. “You did it!” You cheer, giving him a loving kiss. He holds your face in his hands “I fucking did it.”
Come crawling faster, obey your Master, your life burns faster, obey your Master! Master!
Steve helpfully offering his hand to everyone boarding the boat, only to get ignored or unnoticed every single time. that’s it, that’s the post
Joseph Quinn as himself Eddie Munson in the Stranger Things Season 4 Bloopers (x)